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Nothing wrong with getting a hair transplant.
early cunt dickhead retard
love man kick ball
ana de armas
i'd let her ana my armas
hope the new janny tries to enforce the page 8 rule honestly
gas
the
taigs
lads
"When you were young" walks "mr brightside" deep in the woods and comes back alone. Simple as. Don't know why white people made the latter their anthem.
Grew a beard but now I need to start buying like a beard brush and beard oil and an exfoliating glove in order to keep it looking clean and healthy. This is way more effort than just shaving.
mad thing about the west midlands conurbation is that you can drive for 20 minutes past nothing but houses and in one minute you're in a leafy RP-accented suburb and the next you're in a dialect-speaking coal mining town with terraced houses that are stained with soot.
each town of the west midlands conurbation is a separate historical town with its own accent - but unlike manchester, most of the conurbation is completely connected.
Cope
I'd sell my soul for a Natalie Portman gf
>"When you were young"
IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL
can tell /brit/ is full of virgincels because whenever i ask for girl advice it's always terrible advice
The optimal facial hair is a moustache. That's the real pain in the ass in shaving. Realizing this more and more. And it looks great on me too.
Know NYC is a shithole but still want to visit badly
YO LIL DONNIE
We adopted a stray cat just over a year ago. He's a mental cunt, but lovely at the same time. He appears to like finding and sitting in the most inappropriate of places, i.e. the top of the Welsh dresser, on top of the fridge, in a tiny box, etc etc. However, in that year he's never once sat on my lap on the sofa or snuggled up next to me.
After nearly 50 hours at work I came home this afternoon and decided to watch the tennis.
The little bastard only got up on the sofa and sat on me. Right on my lap. I was absolutely delighted, lost track of time and forgot to go and pick the wife up from work.
What other small unexpected delights have the rest of you had recently?
I have a beard and should probably start doing this
>Two (2) threads
>both are about meme politics
Weekend /brit/ is always the worst.
hershlag is an unfortunate looking beast with a ripe arsehole
keira is the patricians choice
>POOLSEA
fuck off you literal redditor
>tfw will never have alan as an irl mentor teaching me the ways of a chad
thought today would be Monday and fucked my whole schedule up because of it
so?
Listening to siouxsie and the banshees
>after nearly 50 hours at work
chortled
you take it slow freak
We're frens, right?
shaved my arsecrack with a dagger
Don't, it's not worth it.
rap music is in fact one of the most diverse and incredible genres out there
its just that the most popular of it is trash about consumerism and bought by deanos and lower class people.
But what about "All These Things That I've Done"? I'm not white though.
house coon left me a cotton boll outside my bedroom door this morning
will be thrashing him for wasting it but its a nice gesture
really bad BO smell in my living room but its a bit too chilly out to open the window
quite the quandary I find myself in
go and do acid. realise your flaws. adapt accordingly
redditors are losers
jesus christ you gay cunt
alan how do i concentrate.
got some important stuff coming up in life that i need to sit down and concentrate for, but in part of out of the displeasure of doing it in part due to anxeity i cannot seem to bring myself to do it and focus.
how do i do it lad?
massive cope
if you’re not having sex with her by the 2nd or 3rd date someone else is
febreeze?
it was used as a tool to brainwash african americans, (((they))) gave money to anyone making music about degenerative things like shooting people and selling drugs
rap is basically just edgy pop
no, mark. kill yourself neet
zoey is a pipe wielding half cast cretin
ah yes
the irish incel who calls everything a cope
Yeah nah you’re a dumb cunt
wish i lived in a place where the coldest tempeartures were 15 degrees and the warmest were 28
where it rains in all seasons but fairly predictably.
>Go to dinner with the Head of State
>Get served McDonalds
Never forget.
mmm grayons
just spent 15 minutes trawling through alans reddit account looking for something to expose him for but it's all just him talking boring shite
Realise that time will pass anyway
degenerate copelet. the white man doesn't want to stick his dick in a communal cum bin
niggies hate this fact
my life counselor? well he's a balding algerian man who lives in thailand.
I realise that lad. rationally i know i'm doing the wrong thing and i even feel uncomfortable about it and yet. push comes to shove i just can't open that book.
would heem a mcdonalds banquet iah
imagine stuffing burger after burger, all for free
literal heaven
>cope
Think the new gf is being a bit harsh on me. But also I am an alcoholic and porn addict so maybe she will be good for me
Alan
How do I get a gf?
no, give back OUR canal
Having a listen
haha she greentexted you
Maybe if you listen to pop artists
Rap has more sub genres than any other genre of music
Incredibly diverse
Yes it has overtaken pop in the mainstream but that shows how much better it is than any form of music that has come before it
finna sleep lads
meme me something nice to dream about
mark always on top of the terrorism news eh? why do you love terrorism so much
going to get 'TOTES AMAZEBALLS' tattooed in comic sans on my chest
grow up you clueless wank
Alan is a doctor and a lecturer who has successfully emigrated to two other countries and has a vivid romantic and social life.
alright zoella i like you but thats a ridiculous assertion
Nothing wrong about it lad. It's morally neutral. And time will pass anyway. Whether you spend it snorting coke out of a stripper's ass or reading your book. It will pass just the same.
Hello pale 17 year old sixth former who has no friends and is scared of women
blog on
something very warming about how we all call each other lad
rap is just so good that's why it's so shit
any schizoid man in
duuude that would be FREAKIN EPIC
you need to read some henri bergson
>and he's not bald too
Here, get out my fucking sight, you radged up little puff.
namo tassa bhagavato arahanto samma sambudhhassa
art hoes
fuck off u idiot
how do I get into gnosticism
90s rap music
>venting about negative emotions, problems in your community, struggle of having skin the same colour as shite
rap music today
>gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang blap blap blap brrrrrrr *monkey noises*
once you listen to rap for long enough it all starts to sound the same even the "different" shite
waste of time, whole thing is just niggies whining about shit
get out of my fucking country lads, all of you
It's worth seeing, but that's about it.
makes me miss the early 90's
Holy FUCKING PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG PENG