/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Basic rundown on options:
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First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

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First for having a subject line

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>Netflix

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and dubs

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Does anyone know why the Weed stocks are free falling again after having been so stable in the recent weeks?

tfw didn't have the balls to buy NFLX puts

Im so srry, u guise

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Like always, the normie who think they'll get rich quick need to be shaken out first before (((they))) can pump it

Say goodnight SPY

The arm was supposed for be me version of popcorn

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Why didnt you listen?

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I'm not sure if these numbers are quite as meaningful with tech companies
I haven't looked at PEG much before.

Wtf did baggie get b& for???

Why is r9k a psyop? It's amazingly salty with incels, but idk where you're going with that
I haven't seen much whining about women aside from comfy's thotquest on Whisper.
Jow Forums is such a fucking weird board to start on. I've always thought people are mostly brought in by the raids, but the 2016 election sure fucked shit up.

We should hold a funeral for Netflix

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because you told me to buy JPM instead
thanks for that, by the way

You are forgiven, I have done this many times

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You ladies are quite myopic

Why did he get banned???

this is your last chance to buy below 2800

Jow Forums was fun back in like 2012. Shame what happened. Of course, it's a reflection of the world we're in

Jews got him, obviously

So is your portfolio mostly LCI now?

Comfy, throw me a link to your YT channel. I lost my bookmark.

Why does it feel so erotic to watch a chick gunning down other students?
Is this how all the chicks in Eric & Dylan's fanbase feel?

ableism is not tolerated on this website

The pattern is always right

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>10/22 against human targets

never gonna make it

Trip code test.

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youtube.com/channel/UCyHBlT16Zd1arzSCwFoThNw :)))))))))))
Si

Oh yeah he said k*ke
Mods are fags

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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>If I only look at the past hour, I can at least pretend it wasn't a bad day

So now that Netflix took away $60 from me, do I baghold for a year, or cut my losses at open?

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alright
w all the excitement w NFLX, i forgot about our little boomer problem. what do you guys think we should do about this shit?

it seems 90% of the thread doesnt fucking care about trips or weebs or whatever it is thats got those autistic spammers pantsu all tangled up in their twats.

way i see it, we got a couple options
>ignore it (or filter them) and stop taking the bait
>kick and scream till the mods do something about it
>migrate
>go full tripcode-anime-circlejerk-blogpost till they have an aneurysm and fucking die

shall we have a poll?

he didnt get banned. voluntary censorship

kek
thats not a tripcode m8

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What's that spike?

Hold.

when are we, the /smg/ers, going overthrow the board of HMNY and replace it with anime girls?

Don't care about people having trips. I care when theres meta discussions, personal chat and dick chasing that shits up the thread. The main guys aren't huge fags about it (2scoops, comfy, RKG, B5G, 5% uvxy, bagholder) but the new wave just doesn't know when to not shit things up. saging cause this isn't worth a bump

>finally green hours

A few different things spiked, I think half of that was Amazon

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lol what

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>w all the excitement w NFLX, i forgot about our little boomer problem. what do you guys think we should do about this shit
I enjoy giving him a good roasting. I think I scared him off at least two or three times.

>way i see it, we got a couple options
>>ignore it (or filter them) and stop taking the bait
>thinkingface.png
>>kick and scream till the mods do something about it
Nah. It's 4ch. They aren't breaking the rules.
>>migrate
Nah. It's nice to have some fresh lifeblood in here every so often. It's not really /smg/ if it's not on 4ch.
>>go full tripcode-anime-circlejerk-blogpost till they have an aneurysm and fucking die
I like this option.

>shall we have a poll?
I think a discussion is the proper approach.

tripretards dont get to have an opinion on this

shitcoins being shilled on CNBC, what a time to be alive.

I don't understand what's happening ITT I just want LCI to go up tomorrow

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next is IQ for pattering to women with Soap Operas. china has less females then males.user growth is going to be bad for IQ.

who else /loading up/ on fedex

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ah-bloo-bloo

I like this idea.
It looks like it'd take about $15M to oust the merchant though

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Green bounce back tomorrow lad.

What's your position and dollar cost average?
You should always have a plan for doubling down imo

why fedex? UPS is the better company.

Ups went up more so I sold it for loser Fedex

I'm in at 12.35.
Sold initial position to stay green, waited for the bottom and bought back in and it worked well desu

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I know

Collectively, smg isn’t holding that?

Damn, don't look at ALT.

They just announced they want to hold a vote for a reverse split.

Fug.

i more or less agree w you
the faceposting is fucking reddit-tier, and amplified the autism tenfold almost immediately.
i dont care about the meta shit too much, but when the markets open we should stay focused

just tryin to see what the masses think about these fucking spammers that weve been getting.
at the very least we need to get newfags to stop taking the bait. its shitting up the thread and scaring everyone off. id rather not see that happen. this place has been gettin real comfy

>go full tripcode-anime-circlejerk-blogpost till they have an aneurysm and fucking die
>I like this option.
i know you do, but its definitely not the best option, as its gonna scare everyone off. the autism quickly spirals out of control

personally, i think the best course of action is to stop biting at it every time

Will the tech shittening continue through earnings? feeling bearish but also want to cash out. currently holding 5 7-20 QQQ 179.5 puts.

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kek, rip boys

I let tom brady go to free agency to pick up that afro wearing shitbag from san fran that nobody wants.

>7/20 puts
m8, just rollout to ones with longer expiry
dont do this to yourself

>letting haters bother you
small spec

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fuck what do I do?

holy shit i sold at .48 this morning praise kek

Votes not until August. Could hold and see what happens until then.

is it time for VIIX yet

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HMNY votes in July
ALT in August
Netflix collapses
This is the best timeline!

Damn, had to work today so no trading. Missed out on the NFLX puts! Maybe ill just short QQQ since its a 24/7 meme.

lol

Kek made this Netflix gif!

Feel the TradingView replay feature very underutilized

280 unbreakable resistance!

Women are ultimate hunters to see them in action like looking into eyes of god

Also headshots are themselves hit because of how instant kill is their last thoughts etched in face

Sadism shots!

This what feel happening to HMNY
too many people bought and aren't letting go, so THEY have no choice but make 0

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Minimize your cost basis or use pretty tight stops. I'm bearish as well but unsure if I want to ride the entire earnings week at full tilt. Getting in on what I expect to be a juicy tsla drop is tempting though
Also this

>Another $60 spike

Brainlet here, what does this mean?

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doesnt bother me
i know how to deal w shit-tier cuckchan spammers
but clearly its been bothering a lot of other folks, seeing as how the threads have been dying right after close.

i just thought id bring it up and see how widespread it is.
as i suspected, the brunt of it seems to be that one kid w a bunch of IPs trying to consensus crack us for some reason, and the rest are just (understandably) pissed about how social-media-y some of the newer trips have been acting

as long as its not a widespread thing, and so long as everyone doesnt keep biting on every single one of their responses, it shouldnt be a problem

It means you own shitty meme stocks

kek. nice gif
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>280 unbreakable resistance!
*support

Nice! My dollar cost average is at 12.85, so if we hold on the same length of time, I can't turn a profit unless you do
I think the ticker really found it's bottom right around when I put in the limit order for $12.00. I've cancelled it, but might throw it back in depending on how tomorrow looks.
I'd be surprised to see 12.30 again though.

There's a couple guys with 80,000 to 200,000.
I have no idea how much the retired quant/mathematician guy has, but there's no way he'd be up for that.
I doubt we have more than 2 million bucks collectively. Most of the posters here have only a few hundred or a few grand.

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Imagine having bought ALT or HMNY recently.

lol

Should I go full meme daily trader or have a share of long term holds + monthly/weekly holds + meme dailies?
I would rather have a relatively steady gain over relying on jackpots, I don't want to work physically anymore.

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>I would rather have a relatively steady gain over relying on jackpots
then go long term holds mostly

Wait, I think the reverse split thing for ALT is old news.

Yeah, learn to do a little bit of everything. It's called "hedging". /smg/ seriously needs to do more of it.

Something volatile but with low volume that's a high % of your portfolio is trading after hours. The y axis on this graph is probably shallower than it looks because rh charts a shit
Steady reliable gains means no memes and long (years) holding windows

because most of them havent even been able to capitalize on legalization yet, but are already up a shit ton on speculation. big guys are gonna knock it down and steal all the normalfags weed and lunch money. only then can dudeweed become a legitimate industry

im actually somewhat excited this happened to ALT. i only had a tiny speculative position on them of 500 shares, but couldnt bring myself to buy more at the price it was trading at. i dont doubt that this will start some higher volatility in it, as people w much heavier bags than me try and force it up from here

>>go full tripcode-anime-circlejerk-blogpost till they have an aneurysm and fucking die
>>I like this option.
>i know you do, but its definitely not the best option, as its gonna scare everyone off. the autism quickly spirals out of control
This is 4ch. You can't scare everyone off.
There's fucking trap threads on /b/.
No matter what the subject matter is, people will fucking gather.
>personally, i think the best course of action is to stop biting at it every time
Of course you do, you're a Jow Forumsack. You have great faith in our collective organization skills and an ignorance for the weakest link.
Somebody's going to bite every time, and half the time that somebody's going to be me.

ALT back to .40

Some fuckery is going on here. Might be a double fake out or some shit.

Makes sense, I need to find a new program to add my portfolio to
Biggest after hours thing I saw is Boeing, or TVIX
But both are just spikes by $2

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well i mean theyre well on their way to getting delisted, as is. anyone buying in shouldve noticed that. i always check that stuff when i look for penny plays desu

kek im not a Jow Forumsack
just an 8fag
tho i suppose theres a lot of crossover

Yeah I'm actually gonna buy some at this price, lol.

yup
grabbed a couple hundred at 37 to avg down my cost

lets rip

>NFLX confirmed for MID-TEENS(tm)

>Women are ultimate hunters to see them in action like looking into eyes of god
Idk if they're as much fun playing the role of the hunter as the prey, I've had a lot of fun pinning chicks down.
I really need to try getting a roastie into bondage sometime.
It's fucking hot watching a chick methodically shooting down other chicks though.

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thanks for this utterly uninteresting factoid about your entirely irrelevant personal life
keep at it

Remember we Long Vol now.
Giddy Up and get on vol to be one of The Boyz.

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I have 2900 in settled cash. Should I go all in?

Rest in peace ALT

First

Wow ALT went from .33 to .42 AH.

Someone loaded up.

lol
prolly not
maybe im wrong and there wont be a dip tomorrow, but im betting this will spill over into the next few days

I wonder if this goy is still holding

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fucking brutal

I'm guessing it's probably Amazon given all the news today. But nothing to be concerned about