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is the oxford bender a top or a bottom

fucking little grassing cunt

no you are mis-informed

JANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY

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Bet you got loads of experience of racial prejudice being white in finalnd

Don't break the rules and nothing will be deleted.

what do I say lads

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fuck off

state

no, but white people on black peoples behalf are

just got banned

the oxford bender singing his heart out at the school play but /brit/'s not listening

SCREAMING

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Me; the hand
You; the cat

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...

Cats with brain problems like this should be put down.

Don't be racist
Simple as

>Gosh user, I am still just so upset over those innocent people being murdered by that racist Brexiter, you're upset too right?

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she's just like meeeeeeee

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so fragile

nigger

Ask how many hundreds of pounds shes hiding behind the door frame.

i was moved to writing poetry which is something a blokey bloke like me almost never does

the nigger word

>REEE JANNY WHERE IS MY EBIC BREAD

glass stones lad x

Genuine question here even though I know it sounds silly - how often do straight guys jerk off to gay porn? The superficial answer would be "never" but I think in reality everyone's normal variation in porn use strays to guy-on-guy or cocks sometimes.

I feel like I'm beating off to gay porn at some point every time I masturbate, and finishing to it ~80% of the time. But I have a girlfriend and I've only ever been with girls in the past. Not sure whether I'm bi or just overexposed to porn and this is in the normal range (albeit the far end) for a straight guy.

Would love to bust one out between her head and hijab

calm down

putin and xi ping are the only truly scary world leaders

trump just comes off as a bungling and belligerent idiot most of the time (even if I know he is not), Kim is an even more cartoonish figure who just seems to be all talk and the middle-eastern/african ones just come across like buffoonish tinpot dictators ruling over poor shitholes full of backward people who still believe in witchcraft and superstition

I'm black myself but man ain't no snitch baka

these fags pretend like i wont take it for a spin tomorrow

weak bait

yeah find the chinese a bit concerning x (not in a racist way mind)

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it's not the 30's anymore mate it's not about "world leaders" or individuals

Americans still believe in an invisible bloke that's three blokes and they all live in the sky and are only one bloke.

Business idea: tomacco...half tomato, half tobacco

can’t work out if she’s a porker or not
thinking yes
determines whether I chat to her that does

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>EDUMACTE DO BETTER SWEETY

What are you on about

China is based

How is a stabbing terrorism lmao just some nutter

they skin animals alive there

how do i get a woman like this
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to sit on my face

>you

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yes because we don't have an even worse religious problem right

If there's no clear full body shot she's overweight.

Need this

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that’s what I usually go by

shan’t be chatting to this one

They're all the same to me!

Just like seeing incels get punished is all xxxx

zoey really wishes he was an american black lol

I'm actually asking sincerely, but a bit worried it's so obvious to other people that this looks like bait? Serious question, doesn't everybody jerk it to gay stuff sometimes given the current availability of porn, even straight guys?

>Potential active shooter reported on University of Michigan campus turns out to be popping balloons

clickondetroit.com/all-about-ann-arbor/ann-arbor-crime/potential-active-shooter-reported-on-university-of-michigan-campus-turns-out-to-be-popping-balloons

the entire world is sitting on one ass cheek after christchurch

fuck up you half breed white boy

Can't wait till I go to sleep again
Absoultely love sleeping

I’m 100% English xx

Don’t even identify as black lmaoo

Or white before you start

whats it like shagging a woman who has had kids?

shut up you utter bender

me too but muzzies xxxx

>you're not autistic you're just low iq/inexperienced

rude

what was I supposed to have done?

>why didn't he want to speak to you

Idk

I think he just forgot I existed and arranged an important meeting at the same time

these made me feel better but I just want a comforting hug rn lads

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Same but she's more eager to please.

finished blow drying the proverbial mop lads

50 brown people and their families torn apart by terrorism
1 white person and his family ruined by Jow Forums

a modern day tragedy

nah mate he's all yours

reckon it's like throwing a sausage down a hallway

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Is that a yes or a no?

>help me!
>help me!
>help me!
*POW*
*POW*

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What would she think of this place lads?

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Is planetes any good

screeching

Post peng tings

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yeah, and by committing an act of terrorism he's appropriating islamic culture

Remember the defenceless old woman, who in her dying gasps called out "help me! Help me!" only to be finished off mercilessly by the vile shots of the white guy

Take you’re pills rorke
Shagged a bird who looked almost exactly like this

Top kethead

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sounds a bit like Memories.

modern Christianity seems to be more an broad identity thing now than a religious one. doubt even the most fervent alt-righters who bang on about it actually even believe in God anymore but will still refer to themselves as Christians

Dad sits there watching tv 24/7 in our living room

No other space in the house to sit and talk or read but its impossible because of tv

>Toil on the morrow

Oh wait its a bank holiday

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not great imo

refuse to believe you are asking a sincere question

you're fucking kidding me

NEED a BROWN gf to have ITALIAN looking children with

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Islam is a church of christianity.

zoey is so insecure lmao, cunt is fuming every time he comes here

zoey is low key kinda based ngl

my farts smell like pot noodle lads

Aussies are rising!

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