Sir?

last time i had one which was several years ago they did

Gimme some of that Cheese 'N' Egger

20 McNuggets and 2 large fries

uuuuuummm....Do you guys have halal McRibs

one time i ordered 5 cheese burgers and the girl laughed at me

Quarter pounder, extra patty with cheese, extra ketchup, extra onions and pickles, no mustard or mayo please with a large fries, no salt and a large coke.

Thank you

Hi, mmm yeah, I want a whopper with large fries

Gimme a cheese n 3azi

I don't believe you

HEY, I SAID I WANT A WHOPPER AND LARGE FRIES

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We don't serve that here sir, sorry.

chikin curisupu futatsu, a to poteto no esu hitotsu, teiku auto de.
biniiru bukuro irete kudasai.

sumimasen.

ARE YOU DEAF? ANSWER ME...
I'LL CALL YOUR MANAGER
MANAGER MANAGER!!

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What do you mean I can’t get fries?????

youtu.be/wrztfA9R2bM

One sausage and egg mcmuffin
One breakfast wrap
10 chicken nuggets and fries
and a dairy milk mcflurry

What do you mean you don't do the breakfast menu at this time?! I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOW

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im not even fat im skinny for some reason she thought it was funny and it made me feel very insecure and i havent ordered more than 2 cheeseburgers since then

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>1 Mcdouble™ cheeseburger, no pickles and a large coke please
>uhhhhhh and uhhh
>One fries, make sure its golden brown and crispy. Im returning it back if it doesn't suit my taste because customer is always right
>Uhhhh and uhhh
>One apple pie, don't heat it up in microwave because it's unprofessional and because a faggot chef from kitchen nightmare says it bad
>One happy meal™ for my 21 year old son, give me the green monkey toy with the brazilian flag on it
>What? You ran out of green brazilian monkey toy?! OMG the service here sucks you're not doing your job properly you dumb low wage scum
>Can you hurry up. I got an appointment at '5 with the dentists.
>Wow, 3 minutes. You not getting any tips from me. Let me spit on your face as a reminder to work harder *pfffhhhhtt*

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You don’t have all day breakfast at UK McDonalds?
I wouldn’t go to that same one anymore

Fuck that bitch

I would like ten(10) of your Hot 'n Spicy McChickens, please.

Yes?

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Do you have McDonalds animes in your country?

youtu.be/ebPd26u9n-A

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I'll take a McDonald's, thanks.

As far as I'm aware no. Yet another reason to give wagies grief.

ONE BORGER PLEASE

>McDonald's
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

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youtube.com/watch?v=ScCErU2742g
your thoughts?

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i want water

idk y i keked, it just sounds like somehting a frenchie with a bad accent would say

we don't have wendy's in Portugal ;_;

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

HEY BOY, WHERE IS MY ORDER?
DON'T TELL ME YOUR SAD STORY.
WHOPPER WITH LARGE FRIES, NOW!

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I asked for large fries, (YOU) dumb fuck!

I worked at McDonald's few years ago and litteraly half the boomers that came here asked for that, not even joking.

Can I get a Monster Mac?

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I had a similar reaction, although it I am obese and the girl was a sassy latinx mami. But I still feel insecure about it.

big and smokepilled

Be honest, if you saw one of us in real life, you’d laugh too.

Unfortunately we don't, no.

It’s really not much better than your average fast food place. They just have good fries and shakes.

Some serviettes thanks

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I really want McDonalds now....

I haven’t had it in over a month :(

lel

Go back and order 10 cheeseburgers, if she laughs again you just throw the money over the counter so she has to pick it up like a whore. You can't get in trouble if an employee literally disrespected you.
>Move it, bitch, and don't forget the sauce
Beware of wagie spit in your burgers after that though.

McKenzie, please,now the rules - you should patiently wait till you are first adressed.

Unfortunately, I can't tip this behavior!

>cute girl spit in my burgers
>for free
nice

they have a really good Marketing department tho, well at least the twitter game is on point

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a good thing about this country is at least when you wage slave you talk to your boss and customers like equals without the sir and mr bullshit

youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

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that's everywhere now

So this is the power of...autism...woah..

youtube.com/watch?v=pP_HNmWFCJM

REEEEEEEEEEEE

I would never bully any of you

>wh*tes

BORGER

>Store closes at 6pm
>Random guy with his wife and newborn arrive at 5:59:59

>'hehehe looks like we made it in time huh'

>they stay for like 15 min

>5 Chickenburgers please

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Two double cheeseburgers, medium fries and a flat white.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh lemme get...
Lemme get an extra large double-sized beefy king bacon supreme, actually make that a triple size, with the deluxe bacon bomb finish under the cheese pounder, but keep the pickles frosty on the side, on a cholesterol coffin base and crusty chicken salad, no white or green parts, slap it tight, bury it, let it steam.

With fries and a small coke, make sure there are no air bubbles in the ice cubes, and bring a bucket for the mayo.

>and a large soda
*and a pepsi light because I'm on a diet

You think I know what a panene is

I used to work at mcdonalds and thank fuck i worked in the kitchen. Some of the customers were legit functionally retarded. They couldnt even form coherent sentences but thought entitled to shit talk us.

>panene
yea it's right there in the menyu
wala

hurry it up, will ya! i've been waitin' for hours here!

fuck that shit

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Reminder that the guy did this on purpose to show how retarded R&M fans are, and he ended up becoming the embodiment of retarded R&M fans.

Is the ice cream machine working?

maybe she thought you were cute

>tfw quit my wagecuck job to go on the benny

first time, I feel nervous about my appointment with the work and income office but I just can't stand retail anymore it was making me depressed

I got used to this, and eventually worked in a place where the boss wouldn't even respond if I didn't address him as 'chef'.
I had no idea people like that existed in Australia.

can I have some sour kraut with that?

thicc thighs cute tummy waifu

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>YEAH ILL HAVE 9 MCNIGGERS PLEASE
Couldnt stop laughing for 5 minutes.

What the hell kind of restaurant closes at 6pm? That's peak dinner rush

If you think any of you will ever be employed at some fastfood chain in the West you are delusional.

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i've said this before lmfao

yea can i get you some self respect haha just mcribbin ya i know we all start somewhere eh? a bit old to be working the mcD's till dontcha think though? Anyway i'll get 10pce nuggets and large fries with medium apple juice thank you

Bane?

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those pokemons toys that Mcdonad's had were dope

>that fucking thing
>white
what

Stores in the bumfuck nowhere close early because their traffic comes at very specific times and opening past those is a loss.

The terminals don't talk back.

It's a graveyard snack!

Can I get quarter pounder with just cheese?
Yes, no tomatoes or lettuce or onions, just cheese.
No, not plain, I want the cheese on it.
Thank you.
>you still fuck up the order somehow

Once I was working at McDonalds and the people in the kitchen fuckrd up the order three times, and then they argued with me even though I watched the customer dissect the burger.

Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught!
>Sir?
Now what's the next step of your master plan?

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