/asean/

Edisi Sang Badut

Attached: sad honk.jpg (1067x1200, 147K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w
youtu.be/-qhuTPAYbXw
youtube.com/watch?v=Bw_7UrqzNUg
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Kontol besar
Hidup enak

>besar
prove it

tol langit

MAMA
GIBE ME NEETBUCKS

>badut

Attached: 7p4zs2fj4el21.jpg (1080x439, 81K)

based

Attached: D16kfpwVAAE47mH.jpg (712x474, 57K)

How cucked is it that a Malay guy once told me not to say hidup malayu because it's offensive. This was when I didn't know much and after seeing it in a meme thought is meant something like Malay lifestyle.

>Mempromosikan toleransi

Attached: d70d53df721cea99097dea76ab8eabbf_0.jpg (2048x1152, 145K)

when’s the meetup guys?

tol kon

laper

Sama. Makan apa ya?

sop buntut

He's part of the 30%, need to take care of the 95%'s feelings

Attached: votes.png (700x988, 554K)

Bitchsayans
Niglocanus
Lels

Attached: Samefag says.png (374x229, 29K)

>Tagal0gs
>muh 3D rendering
>Tik Tok
>Build Build Build
>Pepederalism
>Muh Imperial manila
>MArcos
>Delawans
>LP
>Aquino
>I love china
>based and redpilled
>USA don't give us money to buy chink russian weapons
>Sexpats

Yikes, He's back

Attached: Blank _51e7b1d222d145a315a36ab1aa073347.png (326x264, 32K)

I'm not a PH cuck but this is just bad

not mine, made by a chink as ironic meme

>berepegang teguh kepada nilai tradisional budaya
Hhhhh just dont draw kris dagger and swaying it around in front of parliamentary session anymore, you draw the weapon for fucking war not while conducting diplomacy

dont go over federalism bait pinoys, commie chink are seriously after it

s o yboy. methinks you should fuck his wife/gf

He wants to marry my sister in law but she thinks he's weird

War is coming

Attached: war.jpg (1080x1276, 511K)

how's the general sentiment amongst the community in nz of the recent event? what do you feel about it?

put bangla, tamil, keling whatever the fuck coming from southern india continent as well

Attached: 1552861016205.png (460x601, 345K)

Hard to define what I feel, been in a bit of a daze since it happened. For me it's different because I wouldn't be picked as a muslim on the street. For sisters I think many are stressed/nervous in public but ordinary kiwis are being super welcoming. I haven't had a proper sit down conversation with some brothers yet but I think everyone understands he's an nutcase Australian and doesn't represent us.
What's triggering me the most is the absolutely retarded comments on everything from mutts.

Tae lah ujan derat pas bgt gw mw cari makanan sialan

Attached: m1qNsg3rRutCmIiP9Mz2rxQ.jpg (225x225, 5K)

wtf is this shit

Attached: 54517105_312567709379542_4981953435323596800_n.jpg (960x875, 138K)

You guys have Off over there too?

>PSI partaiku
>Jokowi presidenku
>Grace my waifu
All you need to remember

Attached: 470137_20190317040315_1.jpg (575x720, 76K)

biar hemat hehe

>arab and chink
>larping as javanese woman

Attached: s.jpg (579x530, 21K)

They want Big Javanese Dick

wew lads, it's 67 usd wat do? inb4 haram

Attached: wew.jpg (1920x1080, 382K)

Invest in Bitcoin

Purge PC, get married and have kids

Number 1,5,6 look like the have dick

Yikes, that sort of look is tailored to attract wh*toid customers for "exoticism" value.

what a shitshow on the other thread, bet butthurt pinoy is behind this shit again

Attached: 39984437_2099639290365322_5263639749193832927_n.jpg (1080x1351, 88K)

looks like bait for white tourist, absolute rip off.

Don't. Say. Pagliacci. If. You. Aren't. Fucking. Italian.

daily reminder that all kelantanigger should to be killed on sight

Attached: 1d5.gif (367x265, 558K)

Yikes

the way she smiles user
muh heart

Attached: 16465734_367708286947810_4999843095097901056_n.jpg (1080x1288, 134K)

>paying for p*rno

Well shit that is cute. Damn, I retract my previous image then.

Attached: 5756877.gif (250x250, 1.94M)

*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*

Ended up caving and just going to vins. I really hate the card system and fucking on floor-level mattresses but can’t really beat the price around here

Attached: 1536361825086.jpg (220x230, 8K)

youtu.be/euXQbZDwV0w

How much did you spend?

uang keluaran terbaru gampang banget robek kecuci aja langsung hancur, hilang 50 ribu

we are not violent as whites so we will never have better weapons than them
so how to win over them?
well, it can be done with peaceful measures as racemixing.
surely a pure white (100% evilness) is far more dangerous than a mixed white (50% evilness).
there are currently 350 million white males.
so we only need 350 non-white females to help us dilute the white evilness from the world.

Peru are you a zionist?

285 for the session + 20 for the reusable card

Can you give me the usual BF report? like face body and such?

Yg baru buatan cina kali yak?

uang haram wkwkwk

Don't they have many packet ranging from 200k to 700k ?

based

Attached: D17oghzUgAAwji_.jpg (1068x1068, 137K)

youtu.be/-qhuTPAYbXw

Why no more tfwnogf post in /asean/?
Do you all have gf now?

TAX BURDEN IS INCREASING.
ALSO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS KIS AND WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT WITH BPJS?
FUCKING JOKOWI KEEPS TRYING TO STEAL PEOPLE'S MONEY
REEEEEE

a few days ago got, then someone told the user to just get married lah, no need for gf

>muh GDP growth
>decrease the incentive anyway
defend this shit jokofag

we got redpilled

MGTOW

pengen ngentot sama wibu gan

Attached: _kumoi_ichirin_touhou_drawn_by_sachito_f979dc01a4911c9b4cb19c1a06fa2770.png (570x687, 403K)

Usual half-assed 10 min massage into a mandi kucing (told her to stop, not one for nipple play). Sucked her titties during a short hj followed by brief bbbj. Rubber goes on, 3-position routine ensues. Pretty good, equal proportions on the girl, standard service.
Their cheapest is 185 (bj only). FJ starts 285, they have higher end ex Alexis-types for like 650. 30k rebate if you post a FR in their kaskus thread, but who wants to do that. Cheap beer. Barebones room. No tips. Gayass card and kimono system (have to undress outside of the room)

how do i convince a ho so she let me to finger her lad? extra tip?
i never met a prostie that let me finger her, fuck

It really is a YMMV thing, and I agree, the vast majority won’t let you do it. I’ve only done it once and I didn’t initiate it, it’s personally not my style. Don’t believe everything you read in FRs, a lot of the girls I talked to hate the whole review scene cuz guys will embellish their stories for various reasons and subsequent firsttime visitors go in expecting an unrealistic level of intimacy.

whites pls get out.

Tenks gan, mungkin bakal mampir kalau ada kerjaan disana

test

np bos, menurut gue itu laptem bagus, sop dan harganya jelas, stocknya banyak. hanya pernah kecewa dengan servis wpnya sekali doang.

pengen ngentot gan

yikes

Cringe.

I'M GOING TO SAY THE K WORD

It's the P word that gets 'em

keiling?

Attached: 1532547644438.png (512x512, 89K)

nah it's the T word that rustle them jimmies

>There's actually another wrongly formatted /asean/ thread made by a yellow nip bitchboy
Anyone that posted there are a massive nigger.
Except that user that liked supe, you're a gentleman and a scholar

TRAIN TRAIN
I RABU MAY STESHON!

the absolute state of that thread

Women using headaches/cramps as an excuse to not fuck is such a retarded American tv meme. W*fe just wakes me up cuz sakit kepala ga bisa tidur and wants to bang one out, I’m like bitch I just ate 15 tusuk satpad after dinner, I ain’t trying to fuck but I do anyways with those tingly durex and now I can’t go back to sleep and my dick feeling /menthol/

Tbh the reason why they added that numbing stuff is to make you last longer in bed, no joke.
>15 tusuk of satpad
Hope you are not overweight or have a family history of cholesterol problem cause damn boy

Yeah, at least you can actually bust a nut with the “tingle” ones though. Tried the preformas once and it was fuckin impossible, sweated out a good liter.
15 is not too bad, I used to do 30 routinely

*slap lead with a tight bass accompanied with a catchy trumpet leading into a jazzy vocal*
OH DARLING WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME
I LOVE YOU TILL THE RECORD STOP, THE RECORD STOP
*vocal chop plays adding a rhythm funk while the instrumental plays*
youtube.com/watch?v=Bw_7UrqzNUg

Anyone not sleeping tonight?

I have job

What kind?

Di Indonesia kontol besar gk guna. Ngewe juga nunggu abis nikah.

proxy exposed.
told y'all

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, MAKE YOUR WOMEN SIT ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kek turn of yer proxy, faggot

>"ay dirty paki, saya sayang kamu"

Attached: 11745.jpg (603x955, 80K)