What kind of weird shit would Jow Forums do if you got really rich?

I would use my money to crush your goals

I really really like that. I'm already trying to decide if I'm going with white suite or some sort of all over animal print

lmao this. I'll get a shitty job and fuck with people. Like I'll pretend to "find" a stack of 10k under a rock of something and quit on the spot, tell the boss how the job sucks and shit. I'll watch which coworkers are happy for me and which are salty, and then I'll hide the money in the happy ones bags.

Build a temple-like upper middle class home in a beautiful location, read, meditate, and stay as far as fuck away from the rest of society as I can.

Probably going to waste most of it on a ticket to space. I can't think of anything better to accomplish in this life.

6 days a week upstanding family man
1 day a week in the cave drinking and drugging like an 80s hair band

Not join a jewish sex cult.

Totally this.
Destroy the lives of people that treat me like shit while larping as a hobo and Anonymously give money to kind hearted ones.

>I was an actual hobo 15 years ago. Literally a troll living under a bridge. Some people are shit, most are kind though. Some ladies gave me food and blankets without asking.

Undo my horrible mistake and buy a house near the Weeaboo golden land of the city I live. I could eat japanese crepes for breakfast, spend the morning reading in the library then grab ramen for lunch. I then spend the afternoon working on my shitty VN that I'd shit out onto Steam Greenlight then watch more degenerate cartoons while drinking Red Seal until I fall asleep.

I'm thinking either cheetah print or I may say fuck it and go Reno 911 style outfit

Hahaha thats actually pretty fucking funny. I did pretty well, not quite a millionaire but p comfy, am seriously considering doing this once i break a milly

TFW actually tried this and now I'm too afraid to quit my job and use up my gains. IN TOO DEEP

I'd constantly eat psychedelics and lose touch with reality

aye.

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the japanese crepes sound good, but i kinda wanna join a jewish sex cult instead. im goin with that

Elaborate please

i would buy an island and start an chimpanzee sanctuary but secretly i would be doing some mk ultra shit on monkeys and teaching them how to communicate and build towns and shit.

how many would you eat?

So like South Africa: 2049?

we will fish.

How rich are we talkin?

Your mom.

two chicks at the same time, man.

I've somehow developed a pretty serious asian scat fetish. I'd probably go to Thailand and pay some hookers alotta money to watch them poop then fuck their dirty hole while they eat each other's shit.

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Buy my old work and fire my Jew boss

Goddamn that is depraved

ahahahaahaha

Same, but throw in a tranny and an amputee

I would probably pay them to pee in my mouth too because I've had a pee fetish since I was 8.

Not saying I'm proud of it, but I would definitely do it a couple times.

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Buy reddit, youtube and CNN.

Troll the leftists then terminate all the sites without public consolatation.
Then I'd reroute them all to hard right political sites just for laughs.

Pool all of our neet LINKbucks together and purchase "The Land of Milk and Tendies"

This but unironically

>build luxurious resort island
>hire a bunch of actresses and models to come stay with heavily implied sex
>give them great pay and take care of room and board for them
>gradually turn the sex into more and more degrading and uncomfortable shit
>if they try to leave then they break the contract and lose virtually all of their money, they get less than minimum wage because they're billed for living expenses
>they also have to arrange for their own transportation off the island, though i do provide a phone so it's not outright human trafficking
>pit all the women against each other and let them form a natural hierarchy so they're too busy fighting each other to realize how awful what i'm doing is
>pull the high ranking girls off to the side and tell them i'll reward them if they can convince people to extend their current contracts, inevitably there will be intense social pressure against anyone who tries to leave
>eventually replace all the island's staff with these brainwashed girls
>have hundreds of children with them and give all my children a million dollars and install them in important positions around the world, so that my last name becomes synonymous with power and prestige.

I'd also like to got around and meet NEET losers and help them out. I'd get them a great job. Pay for them to live in a nice apartment, with a maid. Pay for their gym membership. Hire a personal secretary that follows him and helps him keep his shit in order. Try and get him a gf too. I've always been curious to see which people would flourish into success or turn into complete little shits.

buy every pokemon first generation limited booster box in existence

Good luck with all your retard babies

this

you dont need to be rich to do this friend

hah

playboy mansion 2.0

This is my plan except I am goodlooking and charismatic so I wont have to deceive these girls.

Probably use my money to somehow let me do shibari on a girl and then fuck her.

Make Canada great again.

Not that
Pic related

Two chicks at the same time man...

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launch the 10th Crusade. it's a matter of when, not if.

LOLI

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SO MUCH LOLI

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First I’d set my parents up, I owe them a debt I can never repay. Next I would start some sort of business and use the rest of the money to help people and improve their lives however I could

Jesus mate, Asians are ugly as fuck, I don't understand

> Start doing porn

> Found an anarchist wetlab, science for sciences sake while completing fucking over academia.

> Polyamory. What? You thought I only want sex, no no no no, emotional intimacy is also key, but no one gets to own me.

Donate most of my wealth to Christian missionaries I know, distributing the amounts of it fairly to each ministry, and then to the church I attend. I would probably put the rest of it to use by purchasing countryside property and a small house to homestead with.

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I'd build myself a sky temple and go full hermit, spending my days in meditation, introspection, philosophy and training in the ways of the sword.

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Kill myself.

I would pump and dump LINK to 0.

Build 10x20 tiny homes in mass for the homeless or anyone. Only restrictions would be no drugs and no alcohol. For the troubled there would be required counseling. The filthy rich make me sick.

Supporting pedos. FFs, this isn't reddit user

I am not Roman Catholic.

Unleash nuclear armageddon on the world.

Nothing to weird here. Just the usually endless stream of whores and cocaine. I'd probably assassinate a few people. I post pics of everything to Jow Forums on occasion just to rub it in. I'd invite a couple anons to join in the fun then kill them at the end. At some point the jig would be up so I'd hero doing some crazy shit like jumping out of a plane over a stadium and exploding over the crowd.

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I would let you use your money to pay me to cruch his goals

sounds like the dream.

r..rick?

This

Also buy an old castle and restore it.

kys you fucking dweeb.

You'd be back to jerking it to trap hentai in 2 days

Only correct answer

10/10 Whores and Space Programs, with seasteading on the side. While keeping my money in the AI-ran stock services like Acorns, or AIEQ.

This. I would publish my philosophic ideas, go study architecture after I finish PPE, finance the shit I design myself so I have full creative control and can decide what it's used for, start a political party and perhaps an art movement as well.

If I were even richer, I would try to design, found and run an independent city-state that embodies my political, ethical and aesthetic ideals.

Forgot to mention I would heavily invest in advancing genetic engineering and interplanetary colonisation with whatever remained and attempt to become immortal.

Hi Mcaffe

Fuck fat chicks like I already do and I am already rich. Self-actualization is great

What the fuck is wrong with you, girl's pee tastes fucking awful.

Buy shitty cars that me and the boys use to have as teenagers and put powerful motors in them to fuck around on a race track with

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build a new faster computer every two months and throw away the old one but keep the hard drive.

This. Also donate money to my church.

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>girl's pee tastes fucking awful.
>girl's pee
>GIRLS PEE
How the fuck do you know?

Employ all my friends into my game studio, fund all games I personally find promising.

you animal...calm THE FUCK down

To raise the baby too though

Make pretentious posts on Jow Forums, and act like I know what I'm doing with my life.

Oh, wait...

buy multiple black maids and breed them with the white seed

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create a company that basically just gave jobs to anyone (competent) who got fired because of SJW shit

buy chainlink

Hire the really hot call girls. Not for sex but to Tickle them silly.