Esoteric Customs

What are some niche/esoteric customs from your cunt?

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You have to sit down, before going anywhere far by a plain or train.

Beating up adult male virgins with a steelpipe.

You do not greet or do anything through the door, nigga has to either come in or you have to come out

You never interrupt someone speech unless you want show them that you have no interest in anything they have to say. Likewise, you should take pauses during your speech to allow for replying.

That's very considerate

Doing shit at the door is more or less common here

Do you guys also impregnate him?

Whenever going through a door and you know a lot of people are coming behind you, you stop on the other side as soon as possible to hinder the movement of the crowd behind you

You never give cash in the hands of the costumer, you leave it on the plate next to the cash machine

based

We got this one too

In the countryside, we still use house names, so if someone moves into an old house, he will be referred to by the house name even though he has no connection to its previous inhabitants. Also, many people only know other villagers by the house name so it's not uncommon for people not to know someone's official name and surname.

Average Finnish conversation between friends
>Hi mikkäläkaaääakï
>Yes
>....
>....

>in their heads
he/she knows me so well :)))

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Always having a carton of water in the car / 4wd.
Help could be a few days to weeks away if you hit a roo or your car breaks down.

Plus not driving in or around the country at morning / night / dusk, roo's jump en masse at that time of the day so you better have the preparation to hit one if you do.

Also don't look at Abo's because it's a sign of respect.

I don't understand why lack of small talk is so weird. Why speak if you have nothing to say? It's genuinely beyond me.

I don't know how common it is outside of italy, but here in every supermarket there are employees that will cut in slices the amount of prosciutto (and other stuff) you want. Most people don't buy the prepackaged ones.

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Common in some Delis here

Every supermarket here has a delikatesa where most stuff is already cut so you just say how much you want and they cut more once they run out.

Same, pic related in every supermarket.

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In Mirandela children are encouraged to smoke to celebrate the three magi.

There are some cool holdovers from paganism in the north too.

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Pretty much the Law of Jante.
Everyone here follows its principles, either consciously or subconsciously

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>You're not to think you are anything special.
>You're not to think you are as good as we are.
>You're not to think you are smarter than we are.
>You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.
But all nordics are extremely smug towards non nordics, exactly because they think they are better than others

That's cuz the law applies to foreigners and people who try to break from the collective.
Brag about something you've accomplished, and you are sure to be ridiculed

It's good manner to hug and kiss every girl you meet at social events

>But all nordics are extremely smug towards non nordics, exactly because they think they are better than others
See how the the law is written? It applies to everyone else but yourself.

>But all nordics are extremely smug towards non nordics
Why wouldn't they be? :^)

That "law" is nonsensical quasi-socialism and it's mainly a Danish meme. People here will reference it sometimes as an excuse for some inadequacy that they have, but they have no idea how it actually goes.

Especially boomers here believe that "Stocks and investment are works of Satan himself" so our economic principles are rather focused on stability than growth (which on few occasions is a good thing).

Same and I hate it. Fucking grannies always need a slice of every ham on the display.