Holy shit NZ why are you so cringe?

Holy shit NZ why are you so cringe?

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This is why New Zealand whites are going to die out as a species.

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Lol fuck the white race

What the fuck is haka

>Actually having a culture is cringe

>maoris doing haka
based
>wh*tes doing haka
top cringe

>slapping your legs repeatedly and saying Ka Mate! Ka Mate! Ka ora! Ka ora! is """culture"""

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pathetic
this

The haka can be based, there's a webm floating around of an all boys school doing it for one of their dead teachers that's great

The shooting never happened. It was a false flag by the NZ government, no one died because they are crisis actors.

can you imagine a group of highschool kids from Kings doing an abo war dance at martin place after the lindt cafe seige lmfao. fuck up cunt go do a haka somewhere else

>being this low test

falseflag shitters should be shot on sight.

their entire culture is based around larping as maoris, they gave up their own whiteness

looks gay as hell

He's right though. The haka shit has gone too far in the last twenty years.

>literally anything happens
>do a haka

t. crisis actor

At least it's not this

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I knew Estonians were based but not this based.

Maybe because its the only thing in Maori culture people care even remotely about. I mean, what else do Maori do? Huff petrol all day and being butthurt about colonialism?

I mean, civillians die for real in psyops so yeah, pretty much it.

fuck, now the entire world knows about the haka dance

>fortnite dance intensifies

You're thinking of Abos. We love our natives over here

maori's are pretty chill with europeans here in nz, you're thinking of abos

How fucking autistic can you be wtf

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i always hated nzs for being massive cucks

apparetnly white people are forming a defense line at mosques to protect muislims during prayer.

Haka is pretty cool though. As is the reason for performing it here. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Don't try to ridicule a people's traditions OP.

everyone saying it's cringe doesn't understand NZ culture

this

waka waka

>having no culture of your own so you try to hang onto the dance of the primitive troglodytes.

Wow such a nice culture you have over there.
Pathetic trannie fags

That's a nice culture. Warrior dance that feels you up with energy and emotion. Fucking retard. And what do you have? What did you take from ethnic minorities in Russia? Carpets on walls and mongoloid eyes, that's it.

reminder than in new zealand you'll get imprisoned for a decade if you even dare to look at the video of the shooting

Ah a fine example of a typical russian specimen always appearing to be angry about other russian flag opinion if it doesn't involve licking the ass of the westerners in any way possible.
Shut your mouth trap. You are nothing but a pathetic trash trying to be a lap dog with inferiority complex.

>mouth trap
? Learn to english, swine ugric pig of a man.
>licking ass
>westerners
That's a part of native culture, you ungrateful pig, kiwis are grateful and appropriated maori culture. Eat a dick and freeze to death

OP give me one reason why I should give a shit about 12000-km-far-away-motherfuckers

Planes exist.

>fly for 12 hours
>end up with deep vein thrombosis
No, thank you. I prefer Ostsee.

>deep vein thrombosis
Cause of flights?

It’s a comedy.

It's badass when they do it:
They look like larpers:

I find it ironic that countries where their culture revolves around porn, monster trucks, sports, racism, guns, fast food and religious suppression feel judgemental about a country where the natives actually have a culture.

Shall I remind you of your obsession with Vikings and Pagans, that you hold in such high regards, almost to a fetishistic level, where you daydream about chanting, marching and fighting?

The irony is palpable.

Haka gives me intense chills every time, regardless who/where it's performed. Beautiful.

Cool

i don't understand the hate against maoris maybe it is always the le save white ppl meme

But it's not your culture. You abandoned your culture, then killed all the natives and stole their culture.

I too enjoy the haka dance and it's nice to see white chistians doing it, but don't go around calling it YOUR culture because then you just sound american.

>he thinks this is culture
Embarrassing. You're not a fucking Maori you retard. Them and their culture should have been confined to a reservation (or zoo) along time ago.

>But it's not your culture. You abandoned your culture, then killed all the natives and stole their culture.
I know, I'm making fun of the Australian culture too if you think about what I wrote.

Typical Anglo retardation

What ancestral rites do brits still perform? Aside from scalping each other.

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niggers coming to white country acting white
>based
whites invading another country respecting a little bit of the countrys old culture
>cringe
i think hakas are based.

Classism
Guilt
Thought policing

thats because a black person acting like a white is uplifting. A white acting like a native is denigrating

I honestly thought NZ was supposed to be based

haka is baka

That's fucking rich coming from Sweden

We celebrate our pagan traditions by burning wood. Not people.

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>australians are seething because NZ minorities are cool unlike ABOS
LMAOOOO

what happened to this board? They are just performing a haka which is a traditional NZ dance. I love all the british and australians saying they are "savages" all whilst wanting to keep their own "trad" culture. When I was in New zealand maori culture was very prevalent everywhere which is why everyone seems so chill there

Reminds me of /int larping as blacks, but they just went for it in real life

This probably offends the Mussies as pagan

What “culture”, dumbass? The only reason this “culture” exists is because Anglos are cucks, trying to virtue signal at any given opportunity, showing their “gratefulness” and “appreciation” of Aboriginal culture as if Aboriginals welcomed them in their homeland, when in fact Brits just took their land by force because locals were inferior and weak. Hypocrisy is the biggest Anglo trait.

Yes but the haka is so overdone it's just cringe now.

Kiwi status = based
Straya status = cringe

Yes, copying some gay caveman culture dance to try and look intimidating is cringe.

that guy with the long dreads looks terrifying

>seething abo

im hope someone shoots them too

Just because you have a funny little special dance does not mean you have more culture than the US.
Half of your 'culture' is just Lord of the Rings shit anyway

maoris are such pussies, got their ass kicked by the whites now they are bowing before their new sandnigger overlords

Yes but if you look at the thumbail, its not Maori rugby players doing it to intimidate their enemies, its just some pasty wh*te schoolboys doing it to show 'respect' to the muslim community

Good. They’re invaders, anyways. Hopefully the same can be said of aussies, burgerstanis, and leafs soon as well.