/éire/

I try only eat like that during the weekend.
I'm most unsure how to go about finding the right sized condom desu.
Would be a bit shite if it was too big/small if you had to wear one.
Free condoms are a good idea.
They used to have them in this shitty reject teenager cafe (you know the type?) we had in the city but I was always too embarrassed to take one. Not that I needed them.
Nani?
Who?

Kind of defeats the purpose of being an artist to have a Masonic tier club

Don't want sex. Just a cute girl to sit with and enjoooyyyeee my lifetime with.

Any takers?

>cute girl
That's where you're going wrong lad, it's all about personality

I think he meant a cute personality

Are you sure you're not just envious because your profession doesn't have a Masonic tier club?

Very harsh 10km in to Dingle lads treating myself with a pub meal

Here's a birdo who met his end on the so called trail

To answer anons questions from yesterday I carry about 15kg plus food and the tent is a snugpack ionosphere aka the never gonna get a gf one man tent

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I'm an artist myself but it looks like all old fogies

>Be Britain
>Force farming laws on a land where the ground doesn't support the farming laws you're enforcing. While millions die from the famine you caused export their fish from the ocean and what little grain they can farm because you deem them "subhuman"
>Traffic drugs into a country where they're illegal and go to war with the country when they seize and capture your illegally imported drugs.
>Send waves of immigrants from your country to mine gold in two foreign Republics, when your immigrants are not granted citizenship claim they are being oppressed and invade the Republics to steal the gold and diamonds yourself. Proceed to intentionally exterminate 25,000+ women in children in concentration camps (which you invented and would inspire the Nazis to later use), denying 8 year old girls who are skin and bone rations until she starves to death because their fathers didn't surrender.
>Commit a war crime and violate international law, confiscate food and in a country wide blockade in WWI, intentionally inducing a famine on the civilian population. Form an agreement with Zionists that you will get them Palestine from the Ottomans if they boycott Germany. Ottomans attempt to surrender before you annex Palestine and intentionally keep the war going, costing hundreds of thousands of lives.
>Declare war on Germany to defend Poland, but do not. Claim you will defend France, but flee as soon as the Germans invade. Demand defeated France to go on a suicide mission for your benefit, when they refuse murder 1,300 of their sailors in cold blood.
>One of your provinces is an apartheid state run by Protestants, the Catholics who are oppressed protest for rights so the Protestants form death squads to kill them in the streets and bomb churches. Send your military to back up the Protestants and enforce persecution on the Catholics, then free Protestant convicts from Prison and employ them to assassinate a lawyer in front of his family because he has Catholic clients.

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...pretty white, isn't it? They didn't even attempt to make it inclusive...

Name one non-white Irish artist (Kevin Sharkey not included)

Laura Izibor (singer)

Annie Yellowe Palma (poet/writer)

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What are the options for work in Ireland for a guy with no qualifications?

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Can't say I've heard of them.

How do poets make money these days?

Yui>Yukino

youtube.com/watch?v=J_jxwtUwOGg

Should teach the few NP invaders what they need to learn.

But the foreigners are the invaders..

Pretending to be homeless to get free housing and money.

Lmao this would make an ocd user’s nightmare

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Obsessive compulsive disorder is literally nothing like these shitty little pictures with things in the wrong place. Don’t encourage the misrepresentation of people with mental illnesses, you’re only making their lives harder.

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Legit. Lame ass “jokes” like this further the stigmatization of mental health and help to spread misinformation.

OCD is a very specific mental disorder and when a ton of misinformed people waste doctors time with uninformed self-diagnosis it makes it MUCH harder for people who actually suffer from it to seek treatment.

It also leads to people who legit suffer from mental disorders being afraid to have a discussion for fear of being mistaken for someone just looking for pills or just lazy, which is many people with legitimate ADHD have to deal with unfortunately.

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Kill yourself

I don’t have OCD but this is my nightmare

Agreed. OCD is a debilitating condition, and reducing it to being picky about the order of things makes it look like a choice they’re making when it’s clearly nothing like that.

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You first

Overboard edit. Ruins the joke.

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Fuck pokemon, kids could be reading instead of wasting time with that shite

Truly you're an incel among incels.

Let people have fun.

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Why you calling me an incel? :(

RPGs have quite a lot of reading to do in them.

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I'm just passing by to say you have incredible taste in best girl.

this desu

>A deich

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>ocht

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Tonight we /beach/

High possibility the trailer park behind me is traveller owned but I hope its just a boomer vacation spot

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You're not afraid of the sea getting up to you?

Grand aul stretch in the evening there now

>watching St. Patrick's Day show on RTÉ
>theatre adaption of the Book of Invasions starring African immigrants
I see what they're going for but do they not see the irony of calling modern foreigners invaders?

>midges are back after winter
fug
I'll drown only if the sea gods want me to and it's pointless to resist those niggers on a peninsula

um sweety they were the ones the evil Irish colonised

bruh....

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You inspire me

Ordered boojum, Need something to watch while I gorge. Any suggestions?

Boojum? More like poobum

Kek

Never had it though, do they really do delivery for Mexican food?
I'm quite partial to Mexican food.

The presence of redditors in here is very apparent ever since we had a bit of exposure a few months ago.
They are truly cancer.

I don't usually use forums or Reddit, I usually just post comments on NatSoc blogs like Stormfront or Spencer’s blog, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.

Nov 3 I flew to Europe for a Eurotrip type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).

I did France and then Italy and then Greece next. I am a NatSoc so I wanted to see socialists in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "socialists" and not really full socialists like us. I went to an socialist book store in Italy and it had a lot of English books, but no Mein Kampf or Hitler. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise. I went to Greece, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary socialism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local socialist party center.

I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Greek so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me. This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Greece. I said I was a tourist and an socialist and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no legal violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside. We hung out for a while and smoked hash (there is no good dank in Europe)

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We started talking about politics and socialism. I was trying to talk about the Jews, they were like yeah no doubt Zionism was bad. But they wanted to talk about capitalism, capitalism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate. I told them that what they called capitalism is different from the free market. They said capitalism is free markets. And I said I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real capitalism is free markets. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more free markets. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are socialists, we are against capitalism. Socialists oppose capitalism. And I said but not National Socialists. National Socialists are the socialists who support capitalism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this red, black, and white swastika bowtie (also super lame, it was a joke but I wasnt wearing it). And I said look, these are the Nazi colors, red, black, and white like versus the communist red. Well, these guys had a lot of red in the building already so I thought they would get it. I think that is when it started to get a really bad vibe, really tense in the air. The free market thing was funny, we disagreed but I think they thought I was just confused. Everyone was uncomfortable now. Then someone said markets wont work with democracy. And I said exactly, that's it, democracy is against socialism. And they kind of agreed, and said yes, we don't have real democracy, just governments, and we needed more democracy. I said no, we need less democracy, democracy is the enemy. And we need to end democracy to have anarchy. Then they were all like "noooo" again. You know that thing people do in groups when everyone all says "nooo" or expresses some disapproval at the same time

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. And one of them said "but we do want to stop democracy" and then they kind of spoke back and forth in Greek. I didn't really understand it. And they asked me what I meant. So I said okay, I had the floor, I was going to tell them about Nazism. And I tried to explain to them some Hitler and Hayek. I said the natural order in society is that the best rise to the top, the market picks who is the best. They compete and are peaceful. They said what do we want instead of anarchy. I said we want private owners to own their own land and businesses, and to employ people. They said that is what we have now. I said no, it would be even better. One of the guys said it was like feudalism. And I said it is not feudalism.

Eventually one of the guys spoke up and I thought he was Greek, but he spoke English perfectly so he may have not been. He said he knew what national socialism was and that we were basically fascists. He asked me if I thought everything should be private. And I said yes. And he asked me if I thought people were unequal. And I told him yes. And that not everyone would have equal rights. I said everyone has the right to own property and not be done aggression against. But that not everyone had to be treated equally by the owners. He said what about immigrants and racism. And I said property owners could be racist if they wanted to. They had to respect property. Then he called me a fascist again, and someone else said I was a fascist. And then they basically all started shouting fascist at me, and one of them grabbed me by the wrists.

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They pulled me out the door, it was up three floors, and basically drug me down the stairs on my back. It hurt really bad and I remember yelling "you're breaking the law" and things like that. "Stop initiating force against me." Then they kicked me around on the ground in the hallway, before they took my camera and threw me outside. I was crying, I just sat there. I was in shock because it was so sudden. Looking back there were warning signs though. I think they felt bad for me and gave the camera back, but when I looked later they stole the memory card with all of my Greek photos.

So they initiated force and theft. They broke the law. I knew the left socialists were not real socialists, but I never knew they would do something that bad. I wasnt seriously hurt, just kicked around a little, lots of bruises and little cuts. I am fine guys so don't worry. Just needed to share.

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>calls himself a fascist
>is a libertarian
>thinks he's a socialist
What?

What kind of natsoc smokes hash?

It's an edited pasta. I believe the original was an ancap visiting ancoms

oswaldmosley.com/irelands-right-to-unite/
thoughts?

>Oswald Mosley

he still thought england should rule scotland and wales
big gay

He's right and those countries agree, whenever they had a vote for independence they always declined.

I suppose if the North came to a vote and sought to remain within the UK you'd agree with that?

Who cares about them places lol

knee

Country's fucked.

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Did everyone waste their bank holiday?

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Life's fucked.

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I played vidya and not much else. Was comfy.

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Am a NEET so it makes no difference to me but I did stay in as I do every day, watching anime and gaming.

It's my birthday and one of my two good friends missed the train from his shithole town that only goes 4 times a day.
Ah well, at least I made the most out of a bad situation and still enjoyed myself.
How's everyone doing?

>his town has a train station
Fancy.

Reminder, Fuck Todd Andrews.

>his town has anything other than 2 pubs, a GAA club and a church
fucking bourgeois cunts

kek, my village is this except it's got a metalbox as a shop.

Yeah, fuck him.

>except it's got a metalbox as a shop.
Like the one in Fr. Ted?

>day before birthday
>talking to mother
>relatively well off from cybersecurity
>actually relatively socially competent with normallads, have retained some good friends going all the way back to primary
>just absolutely shit with women
>"so user, why don't you have a girlfriend" finally comes up

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>cybersecurity
I'm thinking of getting into that field myself. Did you do a degree in cybersec or something else?

>"so user, why don't you have a girlfriend" finally comes up
We've all been there, user. I'm currently in a position where I've got my life sort of together for the first time in years, and seemingly my parents have noticed, because I'm starting to be on the receiving end of such questions again. Although my parents would never be quite as direct as your's.

Are you short/fat/scrawny/ugly?

>mother stopped saying things like that once my brother's gf turned out to be a cunt

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Did the program at UL, it's different from the other two compsci options in that the other two are CS department while cybersec is ECE, you get some hands on with the servers and also get the entire closed off network to learn "ethical hacking", pretty good stuff. not sure about other unis
skinnyfat but don't have an ugly face, just really pale and have really sensitive skin due to albinism

>"ethical hacking"
Is that as interesting as it sounds?

>albinism
Shit really?

>albinism
Do you have pink eyes?

>Is that as interesting as it sounds?
Well, it's hacking except you're expected to use it for good, Of course you can employ those skills for whatever purpose your heart desires.
>Shit really?
Yes, really. If I had the chad physique I could look like this guy, I kind of look like the discount version of him. My facial hair doesn't look nearly as nice so I shave it.
This is a common myth, everyone with it has blue eyes.

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Do you have any sisters?

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Well as an albino hacker you are fairly close to a cyberpunk character desu

Also not trying to spook you but that's two very specific details about yourself you just gave out.

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>Also not trying to spook you but that's two very specific details about yourself you just gave out.
Well, firstly, I'm drunk and secondly most albinos look very similar from what most people have told me. Even the albino girls.

Are you an Africa person or are there irish albinos?

Not African. Albinos can be of any race seeing as it's genetic.
Pic is anIndian albino family.

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There are albinos of every race, lad.

>this is the ideal Nordicist body