>get first management position
>everyone is nervous af around me
This sucks bros. Any managers have any advice?
>get first management position
>everyone is nervous af around me
This sucks bros. Any managers have any advice?
kill them
Use your position of power to have sex with women that work under you
Leave your emotions at home. Remember that you never know what someone has going on at home.
>fucking coworkers in the #metoo era
All the women under me are ugly as sin.
Read "The One Minute Manager"
How old are you? Are you in charge of the hiring of new employees?
think and act socialist
ok everyone first I want to say I am here to work with you and if you need anything let me know
we are all here for each other …..if your down ill go and help or call someone to assist
if you need a day off ill give it to you just give me a heads up
best Russian boss ever
I'm 29 and no I don't hire employees but I report to the CEO who can nuke em and I am supposed to keep them in line.
its all about working a team
we all have different virtues and its about finding common goal
even if you hate it do it for your family and most importantly yourself
Nervous around you is good. Utilize that to drive real change and motivate people. Since they want to impress you or be good little workers or whatever, they'll do what you command. If you command the right things, they'll learn to love you for it.
Use your position of power to have sex with ugly women that work under you
Don’t be a retard, don’t let yourself get stuck with the impossible projects.
You might be respected by fear or by admiration since you are nothing but a pity new fag you better fire someone then the rest will fear you and act as instructed
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Treat your employees fairly, take chances you get to call out when they do well and talk to them in private when they need improvement and you will earn their respect. If they learn they don't have to respect you your life will become hell.
threaten your employees with losing their job, mock them in front of each of other, just shit on them in general
it is better to be feared then loved
have you tried not giving a shit? seriously...why the fuck should you be worried about other peoples insecurities?
Assume each employee is wearing a recording device. [spoiler] Because at least one of them really is.[/spoiler]
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take your dick out to assert your dominance
I invest to one day buy a night with Angela White
>if you want a friend get a dog
>time to use those salary hours to use, spreadsheet everything
>be humble, and don’t be afraid to get dirty with your subordinates
>never ask something that you are not willing to do yourself
>rule by example
>don’t be afraid to terminate someone, sometimes you need to show what can you do
>if you promise something, prove your word
>work is work, leave your personal life personal
>don’t be afraid to say no
You will feed like shit when you do what you must, but is your job