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DHANUSHED edition

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First for DHANUSHED

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God, I wish I were Dhanush.

NOOOOOOO

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Do you guys learn kamasutra in school?

is he a good actor?

EVEN MUSLIM GRILLS CANT STOP OPENING THEIR ANUSH TO DHANUSH

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>If you're bad then i am your dad
Ah , yes what Mr.Dhanush aka DHANOS is Implying in this situation is that if (she) is a bad girl ( naughty ) then he is the dad of naughty ness and also that he is her BIG DICK DADDY


Pretty Much ANYTHING he says is full of innuendos

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SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

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He doesn't even leave Western MILF'S alone
He was doing a movie called as the adventures of Fakir with uma thruman but It got delayed and now it's in Hiatus now

I bet it's because made Uma Thurman's legs go in hiatus

>Dhanush posting is a thing now.
Based and dare I say sambarpilled

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*AHEM* Sweaty ??? Missed the part where he impregnates this young chick with this tongue?

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How does he do it, lads?

Dravidiands >>>> Street shitters

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Don't turn this into another aryan vs dravidian shitflinging contest. I'm here for the keks and inside scoops.

Probably due to his BBC ( Big Brown Cock ) energy and vigor
When #metoo movement was trending pretty Much anyone and everyone got named or their nudes leaked
Including twink boy anirudh ( he managed to score andrea , she is a fine looking Milf pic related )

DHANOS and his BBC energy kept him off me too allegations

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He has a few decent movies ngl. I enjoyed the one where he is a btech student and vada Chennai(easily the best shot mainstream Indian movie last year).

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*ahem*
How did south Indians get memed this hard? Their upper castes are indistinguishable from regular northies.

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>#metoo movement
who are the whores?

You didn't reply back though

>Tumblr
W A C K

I just like riling up nri Punjabis. They have a huge inferiority complex, haven't met a single one here who isn't insufferable.

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>diaspora trying hard
Easy there, friend.

He is the chosen DRAVIDIAN BVLL. Being a manlet didn't stop him from ruining Sonam Kapoor's Sindhi innocence.

Not me broski. Haven't posted here all day, was on /toy/ and /tg/
Implying I give a fuck about it.

Pic related. Sonam Kapoor is now DHANUSHED

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Who is the most thottiest and thirstiest south Indian actress ?

Samantha.

>Big
>Brown
>Cock

Indians would be lucky to be merely 7 inches long.

if we scale for size then the average Indian man is 5'4 while the actor is 5'6. So accordingly, his dick would be (66/64) x 4.3 inches = ~4.4 inches.

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Oh my bad then

>Sonam Kapoor
I don't even feel bad for this one, she's an annoying bitch.

Average cock length is a meme, dude. I'm 16.5 cms non bone pressed.

Remember, an average count takes the population into account. An average of a billion people is supposed to be low. China too.

whats /int s opinion on ((pic related))

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Gtfo /sag/ chinknadian faggot, you aren't welcome here.

Yeah I clapped when she died in Neerja

See? Told you /sag/ would turn toxic instead of funposting. Bet it's """""that""""" guy despite trying to namefag.

5'4 here , mine is 5 inch

>average would be low due to many samples

An average would stay the same regardless due to mere numbers since it is entirely based on genetics. Indians are largely east Eurasian hence the small penises.

She is married and is an absolute sweet heart.

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Dashing CM Bharath you say? Sad to hear about his scandal

>merely 7 inches long
implying you have

I'm Dravidian and the First Dhanush acolyte.

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5 inches? Yikes, do Indian women think that 5 is enough?

>his scandal
what??

What are you talking about? Only the chinknadian autist is fucking it up.

Absolutely based Chad. Witty as fuck, found his waifu married her and has a nice big family. Good for him. Also Khaleja is one the most quotable telugu movies ever.

Dravidians have an even higher amount of east Eurasian DNA so that might be some bad news.

IIRC the stretched (not erect, stretched is supposed to be slightly longer) average for Kerala (which is noted to be more well endowed than other southern states) was at like 12 cm or something, just a lil bit above Korea.

implying you have more than 5
byw mine is fat though

I don't watch any movie with her in it.

Be patient even in that thread
There were couple of retards REEEING at each other for a while

For some reason, he always turns up in these threads with graphs and charts. I don't think he's chinese. A while ago, he claimed to be uzbek but I think he's iranian.

Stay obsessed with us, weirdo "persian"

He got photographed with a girl which was leaked by the villain and his political image in the public was hit.

Bro, stop talking like an autist, man. It's kinda weird.

is it nude?

Watch neerja she gets shot up by bullets in the end.

That was a good movie desu

Mine is 4.5 inches when flaccid. About 7.1 to 7.2 (18 to 18.3 cm) inches when fully erect, not massive, but still gets the job done.

Anyway, will see you guys later on today, have fun!

Bye, "persian" freak

Even worse, fully clothed

Guess what? turns out he was a faggot all along.

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Why do you have that photo?

i hate srk and his faggot team kkr. i have heard he fucks karan johar.

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.... It's from his movie

SRGAY

Downoaded it after I found out in the last thread that he's a faggot. But I don't know where this scene is from. I think it's from my name is khan.

He isnt gay. He was more or less used. I have tons of scoop on tollywood if any of you are interested

My name is khan - Director: Karan Johar (who's an obvious faggot)
hmmmmmmmmmmm

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is hansika used?

Now this is going too far, all of a sudden everyone on /sag/ is a movie insider. What are your sources?

Kollywood here. Yes, she's a whore.

Also DHANUSHED

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Karan Johar X Shah Rukh Khan confirmed

Absolutely. She was about to marry Simbu but his dad btfo because fucking a hoe is one thing but marrying a hoe.. No way Jose.
You can always Google the tings I tell you. Most of these are open secrets

This just ruined my childhood.

can confirm. Hansika was with Simbu for a while. I dunno that was Tollywood news.

He got her multiple flats around Chennai and they still see each other. I'm pretty sure he is producing her new movie

>Hansika still acting
when will she learn to stop

>tfw Simbu got cucked so bad by DANOS that he even went on live stream and told everyone that he is STILL a virgin
KeK
I don't need the insider bro to confirm it
This news was pretty much well known in south
Simbu and Hansika were about to get married but DANOS wrecked their relation ship and now Simbu is PRETTY much a raging incel

more bollywood stuff pls

Dunno much about bollywood. More of a telugu movie guy.

Katrina Kaif isn't Indian. She's not even Asian.

Dhanos didn't do shit. It was Simbus dad, why do you think she was in such a hurry to get married. Why do you think T.E didn't find out about till the last minute?

After Abhishek Bachan

DEI THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME WHERE Jow Forums HAS TAMIL SHITPOSTING
ஒத்தா

Avari?

watha nee yaru da thambi mauritius guy a

OP here, this is /sag/ - SOUTH ASIAN GENERAL

i feel sorry for him. he can actually act

Do you insiders have no more bollywood scoops left?

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>i feel sorry for him. he can actually act

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Netherlands da.
Kodi mela hover pannu

Well, he did act in Happy New Year

Bruh all the same

Is the insider bro even here ?
What's your take on Mallu girls ?

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M8 I don't even watch Bollywood so I don't remember. I know Katrina Kaif isn't Indian, she's British. She got adopted by some Bollywood family who told her to take up an Indian surname. Her mother lives in Chennai.

watha adhu theridhu asking if you're Mauritian descendant or pacha tamizhan.

I mean mallu actresses

Pic related was raped and killed by her bf and it was made to look like suicide. Megastar was involved in the cover up

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Yes lol do you really wanna know bruh

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She got DHANUSHED the most. 320 million views wtf

Well, this just gave a whole new meaning to Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

How do I prove I am pacha tamil da machan