The Korean Dream

>study very hard during teenage years and have no life. Some commit suicide from pressure
>Work part-time to get enough money to pay for plastic surgery to "get you ahead in life"
>Finally get a gf, she cheats on you while you are forced into military conscription
>Finish conscription and get a shitty job. Feminist plastic wife abuses you while you are forced to toil day and night in the hopes of paying off your rent in your tiny cubicle apartment
>Finally think you manage to pay off debt
>Your wife gives birth to a child that looks nothing like you
>You have to pay extra money for children as you wife makes sure they study their ass off
>You finally manage to pay everything off at 70 and no longer have to work
>Die
Imagine actually being born in Korea lads...
washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/young-south-koreans-call-their-country-hell-and-look-for-ways-out/2016/01/30/34737c06-b967-11e5-85cd-5ad59bc19432_story.html?utm_term=.958267448b4b
japantimes.co.jp/news/2013/09/17/asia-pacific/social-issues-asia-pacific/after-decades-of-growth-south-korea-is-now-a-land-full-of-apartments/#.XI-sYWIpB-E

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definitely NOT reading all that

Living the Cyberpunk life

Life is like that everywhere. Koreans just don't have other shit to complain about.

>k*rea

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Honestly, America could use some of that Korean work ethic. We do the opposite, where we do the bare minimum to survive and somehow still fuck it up, without being prodigies.

>Your wife gives birth to a child that looks nothing like you

how can you even tell

TL;DR

you want more americans to slave away their lives?

>Life is like that everywhere
I don't live in a commie block jungle. I live in a comfy suburb town. I don't feel pressure to do plastic surgery. I don't have to study too hard, I have plenty of time to chill and explore hobbies and go on vacation. I don't needlessly overwork and my employers don't make me stay past midnight. I see no use in working so hard if I can't enjoy life

Basically Japan with even less fun, more work and military conscription.

Because you and your spouse has a plastic face

Most Koreans are not prodigies and only have that work ethic because modern Korean society drills that shit into them as being the only way to live life. Most Koreans that end up living here permanently or grow up in the US without strict Korean upbringings don't act that way and behave more like Americans.

t. grew up in a 30% Korean area.

Japan is mostly comfy neighborhoods

Korea is basically all apartments

t. been to both

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Brazilians on Jow Forums are now the new aussies. Lately more and more shitposts are coming from them.

>barely study at all during teenage years and party on. Some die from alcohol poisoning
>Work full-time to get enough money to pay for college to "get you ahead in life"
>Finally get a gf, she cheats on you with a BBC while you are forced to watch
>Finish college and get a shitty job. "Feminist" plastic wife keeps bringing a new black guy home every week while you are forced to toil day and night in the hopes of paying off mortgage for your dingy plywood box with a 2hr commute and student loans
>Finally think you manage to pay off debt
>Your wife gives birth to a child that looks nothing like you
>You have to pay extra money for children as you wife makes sure they start hormone replacement therapy early enough
>You finally die still in debt at 70 because you didn't have enough money for an ambulance

>t. grew up in a 30% Korean area.

Fellow Fairfax boy?

Thanks, based Vietnam.

Not at all. But what I’m saying is that Americans don’t really try that hard in general. If we had a faction of that work ethic, imagine how much better this country can be

South Pasadena

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And your debt is passed onto your children onto their children onto their children

Just from watching Rambalac's walking videos, yeah, Japan has some comfy looking places.
I think I prefer night videos the most.

youtube.com/user/Rambalac/videos

We literally work more and are more productive per hour than almost every other developed nation on earth you fucking moron

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Its not debt if you never have to pay for it.

It's nice having the USD as the world reserve

the american dream
>get shot

I don't understand what do koreans study all day long? Are tgey doing 2 different university degreed while going to high school? Or are they just extremely brainlet or inneficient at studying? If any person studied all day long everyday the could do a 4 years degree in just a year.

imagine being born as a korean male and got part of your penis chopped off while you were born because american jews think it is fashionable

>I don't understand what do koreans study all day long?
The thing is that what the parents think or what being reported, the reality is a good number of them just skip those dumbass classes and go play video games in PC bang
It was the same for me when I was a kid. My parents though I was at church on sunday and they told other people i went to church every sunday, but the reality is i fucked off elsewhere and just play video games with friends

Now why I know why North Korea exists.

They fear the scissors

This is because they have North Korea right actoss the border. If the work conditions were like that in any other country, therte would be socialist government the next elections, but in South Korea, they can just point towards North Korea and the Good Gook keeps working 14/7.

>gdp ppp as a measurement of work hours
are you mentally ill?

Good job. You made me see this post after coming back from 12hours a day job

>14/7
probably a typo but i chuckle anyway

you have po possess car to go to groceries and your shitty work, you should pay for car, gas and insurance. Your city is so low dense, there are no people on streets, you have no public transport, your city is gigantic village and you spend a lot of time just to go to work and home. Can you at least grow tasty vegetables on your backyard or you eat tasteless from supermarket?

why can't you just be BWC and fuck someone's wife and live on her husband neck? Cuz you're feminine unconfident loser

>Your city is so low dense, there are no people on streets, you have no public transport, your city is gigantic village

And that's a good thing

apartments are fine, youd know this if you ever lived in one
all you fuckers think our apartment is some kind of east European shithole chicken coup but its fucking far from that

Idk about Korea but in Japan I saw 7-10 square meters apartments for rent. That's pretty absurd

too many people packed into a super confined space

By apartment we mean a house bigger than 70 m^2 here...

thats literally for starving college students/extreme poorfags/Neets, those kind of apartment exists in every major city

If you just want a place to sleep/eat/play/fuck while you're studying a degree they're very nice.

Or if you're living on monthly free $1000

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How about the environment?

Do people really strive to live in a smoggy hellscape of identical commie blocks? If that's the definition of a city, then I wouldn't want to live in a city

At least Japanese apartments look nice

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the air sucks, we cant fix that, shit comes from china
tokyo literally has way more people than seoul yet their air is waaaaaaaaay cleaner

>she cheats on you while you are forced into military conscription

who's the dude?
I'm interesting in coming to Korea

Work smarter, not harder. The Western world leads in scientific and engineering innovation by a long distance.

stay hillbilly

>How about the environment?

Even in rural countrysides air pollution problem does exist because of fine dust coming from China

>Implying I'm gona do more than advertized for the salary
If I work more I want overtime pay, period, I already do what has to be done and more during my regular hours anyway.

The fact that we live in less dense areas is a perk. Nothing more cancerous than living in a shithole city filled to the brim with other idiots waiting for their shitty busses and subways

GiB more MMOs

I'd rather live in commie block town filled with everything that i need in my life than a comfy village you have to drive 3hrs to get a pack of milk.

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If you think deeper, amerimutts are to be blamed for this. Their hyperconsumerist lifestyle that is sustained by spending more and more goods at cheaper prices is the main cause of air pollution in china.

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Idk here the smallest are something like 35m2. Probably they suffer claustrophobia less than us because I'm sure a lot of people won't accept to sleep in a capsule hotel or in those micro apartments.

I'm actually negatively surprised with South Korea. I thought it would look like Japan but it's mostly either slums or ugly commieblocks. Some views from SK are barely distinguishable from Russia.

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>state capitalist wageslave hellhole looks like former commie hellhole
And edgelords are still believing that radical politics are cool

>east European shithole chicken coup but its fucking far from that

I think you don't even realize what Eastern Europe looks like nowadays...

skyscrapercity.com/showpost.php?p=157466092&postcount=7688

Seriously, you could learn urban planning from us

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Here in small villages were served by migros supermarket-trucks. Maybe you should do the same

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*Here small villages

so youre gonna post something best about your cunt and post something worst about our cunt and say shit like "learn from us lmao" huh
what a faggot

This.
Poland and Belarus are comfy now

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but seriously, have you guys stop circumcized kids now?

Actually, you had it more correct the first time around. It might sound better to say "In smaller villages like mine, we're served..."

iunno, they probobly still do it
for whatever the fuck reason

Btw, I find South Koreans extremely rude and arrogant. They think they can look down on other nations because they "achieved an economic miracle" while pretty much every country could attain the same outcome if it worked in such conditions like Koreans. You've just lowered your maximum working hours to 52/week, while in Europe 40 is absolute maximum and in many countries it's actually less.

South Korean GDP per hour worked is very low for a "developed" country, just Eastern Europe (the one you look down on) tier.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_hour_worked

There's nothing South Koreans can brag about. Every country could raise working time and remove mandatory vacation for the employees, but life is not only about working.

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Served daily?

Unless you meant to say "Here, small villages are served...". Wasn't sure what you meant to say and it looked like you were correcting your grammar, not changing the content of your message.

Sounds like Sweden desu. Im glad their women have it bad though because it gives us a chance to steal them and not be cucks

ye i know who you are, youre that autistic polack who jerks off to PPP and muh polish modern accomplishments
jesus christ youre worse than posters from my cunt

>There's nothing South Koreans can brag about. Every country could raise working time and remove mandatory vacation for the employees, but life is not only about working.
This.
Everyone here hates working. I don't know how South Koreans do it for more than 40 hours

and what does austria have to brag about, you dont even have a fucking navy and your most well known historical figure is literally hitler

>so youre gonna post something best about your cunt

It's not best by any means. Just average.

In terms of urban planning, modern architecture and simply "livability" most of Eastern Europe is far ahead of South Korea. You probably don't even realize how mediocre your country is, so are your living standards. Yeah, you can make a lot of money but it's only because you work way more than other nations, plus everything is extremely expensive in your country and the country is rather bland, ugly, with little to no historical stuff worth any attention. I'm sorry, but that's how it is.

South Korea reminds me Israel a bit. Two countries praised for achieving an economic miracle, and at the same time two countries every citizen of dreams of living in the US or Europe instead.

lol thats not fucking average in my cunt, thats shit tier
blahblahblah urban planning blah blah blah

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blahblahblah muh urban plannig blahblahblah muh nitpicked perfect pictures blahblahblah poland strong skyscraper building cunt now blahblahblah

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Sounds like Sweden desu. Im glad their women have it bad though because it gives us a chance to steal them and not be cucks

Oh sure. Because it takes the same level of difficulty to aesthetically build a skyscraper and a flat that 10 story high at best. Especially when the former is just one building of a complex that accomodates thousands of households.

>Posts literally the shittest district in seoul
>yet the average income a month is far superior than Poorland

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when i lived in japan you can get everything even in the most rural places.

It was all ricefields but about 20 min drive away was an AEON mall with cinnema and everything. I could also take a bus and train down to the nearest city in 30 min. More convenient than American suburbs

blahblahbalbhablahbalh urban planning blahblabhalbah
btw these are all NEW cities that are built from scratch

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????

>thats shit tier

Well, if you call 80% of your dwelling places shit...

I'm not talking about skyscrapers desu, more like about average housing average people live in. In South Korea it's mostly 30-floor commieblocks without any architectural diversification.

>Because it takes the same level of difficulty to aesthetically build a skyscraper and a flat that 10 story high at best.

No one forces you to build skyscrapers. Japan is as densely populated as South Korea but they don't build tall commieblocks, they live mostly in houses or low blocks.

>yet the average income a month is far superior than Poorland

It doesn't impress me because I know why - we work for 40 hours a week, you used to work for 60, now your politicians kindly let you work "only" 52 hours a week.

If Poles worked for 60 hours per week and didn't have 26 mandatory days off a year, we'd be far ahead of South Korea in terms of GDP. But sheer numbers in our bank accounts are not as important as quality urban planning and architecture around us so that's what we'd rather focus on.

Hopefully it’ll vanish sooner or later.

I can’t wait for all these oldfags who are in positions of employers in this country to fuck off. Unlike them younger generations are capable of understanding more working hours =/= better outputs.

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how mad can one man get?

Yeah, South Korea doesn't differ from the North much. You seem to have the same kind of wild nationalism and chauvinism deeply rooted in your minds.

>architectural diversification.
>urban planning
are you retarded, architecture =/= urban planning you dipshit

japan dont build commie blocks because they cant you fucking retard they have EARTH QUAKES
if you know nothing about what you want to talk about then shut the fuck up

Large glass office towers mean jack shit for livability of the average person, but sure do look cool! When you grow up a bit and travel hopefully you'll be able to revise your opinion, at least a bit

good to see
and yeah i agree with the time spent working part. this isn't the olden day when you have to work your ass off on the field from dawn anymore, ideal would be the robots doing all the heavy and dangerous labor and reduce people actual working hours to be with family and better pursure

Not him but can't you read? It says gdp/ppp/hour, not just gdp/ppp.

>japan dont build commie blocks because they cant you fucking retard they have EARTH QUAKES
>he thinks Japan doesn't know how to build earthquake proof skyscrapers
Yeah this convo is out, Im out of this thread

??? Not him but Those building are the apartments that you've been talking about.

Google 송도 it's all apartments

Austria has always been a better country than korea
It used to be an empire, korea used to be a colony, and on par with africa in terms of living standards, but even now it's still barely better than eastern europe while Austria is among the best countries to live in

You were saying?

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the last pic has 0 fucking office buildings the fuck are you even talking about
you know how tall average korean commie blocks are? and how its fucking expensive to make it earthquake-proof? you think i brought up earthquakes because i thought they had no technology? its all about cost efficiency when it comes to housing

wow like 5 bulidings that suppose to mean jack shit, wow
the used to be empire is now a fucking hick town that dont even have a port now, just like how you were once an empire but now its just fucked with immigrants

not to mention they have way more flat lands than us, go fucking check out a satalite image of tokyo and see how seoul compares to it, we literally have to build houses on hills thats in the middle of the city, fucking retard you think i know less about a cunt thats right next to me than a fucking leaf? fuck off

>japan dont build commie blocks because they cant you fucking retard they have EARTH QUAKES

So does Korea.

And the thing is that they DON'T NEED skyscrapers to provide decent living standards to their citizens, while South Koreans always explain their commieblocks with "oh we're such a densely populated country, we must build tall buildings!". No, you don't have. You do it only because it's cheaper and therefore uglier.

>so does korea
yea youre retarded, im out
youre just baiting at this point

Shut up before I get my ship and sail all the way to your wagie cagie

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thats a big fucking building tho what does it do

>Earthquakes in South Korea are less frequent than in neighboring countries, such as China and Japan, however, although several significant earthquakes have occurred in its history.[1]

Your earthquakes are not as destructive as in Japan but still they do happen.