/brit/

Brexit happens the 29th

and their tanks and their bombs and their guns and their tanks and their bombs and their guns and their porn ban

the British Isles in 2030

The United Republic of England and Pakistani
The Scottish Petrostate
The Grand Duchy of Cornwall
The Manx NRx Corporation
The Holy Roman Empire of Wales
The Irish Mboko Republic

Won't now, you can bet on it.

Where the fuck have you been

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weaboo paedos are flooding /polska/ please send help we must repel them somehow

Sounds good!

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I mean the actual video. Everyone has just slapped Queen on top of it or some shitty trap music. I'm just surprised I haven't seen E1M1 on it yet and DOOM sound effects.

Wessex = Aragorn
Scotland = Legolas
Wales = Gimli
Northumbria = Gandalf
Midlands = Frodo
North Ireland = Sam
Essex = Gollum

Between the 1940s and the 1970s, several ivy league colleges had a very strange requirement for all their incoming freshmen students. Harvard, Yale, Wellesley College, Vassar as well as Brown University, were among the elite American colleges that asked all the young men and women enrolled in their first year, to pose nude. Thousands and thousands of pictures were taken of students, including such notable names such as George Bush, Diane Sawyer, Meryl Streep and Hillary Rodham Clinton.

there's a few of those
someone made it look like a Black Ops 3 trailer, whjich was kino

This man is my favorite Brit.

I used to like Emma Watson but then she became a feminist and now she's old and ugly.

I have.

There were loads of DOOM edits on /gif/ on the day it happened.
They even had a live ammo count going down, and the health bar went down too when he stumbled
Just have to look for them dummy

Big time.
Big changes coming man.
Swastika on the fucking moon 2020.

nope. it's gonna get extended, and then it's never going to happen.

this was always what they were planning to do.

Been making fun of mass shootings since the auora theater shooter back in '12

dont think iv'e ever seen a more boring post

thought this was going to be about the swimming thing
>prime and nude Hillary Rodham Clinton
phwoar peng

>going out of my way to look for things
mate what year do you think it is where people go looking for things instead of just letting them fall into their lap

The EU is only going to grant an extension if there is a real plan. It's very chaotic right now. Chaos doesn't constitute a plan.

Ebay item has finally shipped lads

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Just hang it up to dry nigga

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i am not

We'll rescind A50

is google broken?

Why is life so unfair bros?

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the EU is going to grant an extension because they also don't plan on allowing Brexit to happen.

sure we are watching what looks like chaos, but all the politicians we see are just puppets that are there to make us think we live in democracy. the big wigs that are really in charge are behind the scenes, and they've got an agenda to carry out.

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here we are then

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>Sense of absolute shock among ministers - no idea what to do. "There's no plan yet, everyone is just trying to come to terms with it," one says.

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shitpost

Yeah that's right.
Go back to that fuckin' dumpster you crawled out of ffs.

yes

*lights a match*

want to fuck the girl sitting at the table next to me

AAAARGHHH

If you reinvoke it the EU won't be willing to negotiate any further. It's no Brexit or Brexit without a deal.

BASED Ordah Man has stopped Brexit once and for all now lads

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yawning

enjoy your wrinkled shirt then battyman

AAAARGHHH

They're not willing to negotiate further anyway lad.
There might be a Brexit now, but it's not coming on Mach 29th (at least not this year)

MOGGED

youtu.be/Yakr2GlyfLg

Dick Dale’s dead

F

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Absolutely love the smell of my ass, balls and penis.

Why didn't David Cameron just promise a referendum only after parliament and the EU had agreed upon a deal in the event that the result was Leave?
He'll certainly go down as one of the most incompetent and foolish leaders of the UK.
He had literally no back up plan, he literally gambled on one of the most important decisions in the nations history, and lost.

People like to bash Theresa May, and I'm not personally a fan myself. But Dave basically tossed her a large sack of shite and told her to make diamonds out of it before making a clean getaway.

want to smell mine?

>Been making fun of mass shootings since the auora theater shooter back in '12

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He thought leave would never win. It was a political stunt.

How are you preparing for the white century /brit/?

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Miserlou!

Alright lad spread eagle then

dont like her

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wtf mac demarco was actually good-looking once?

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The thing to do would have been negotiate the deal THEN invoke Article 50.

But May isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

look at her
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based

wish i was back in secondary school listening to Bangarang while playing on my friends Minecraft server. mental to think that's nearly 10 years ago now.

...

Okay but it's still a gamble. Even if you have an inside tip on a horse you don't bet your life savings and your mortgage on it. You would make sure you had some sort of safety net.
No safety net. Just the most stupid all or nothing gamble ever recorded.

ego sum papa 2bh

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bender

humiliated myself at the vets lads

The EU would never negotiate a deal before article 50 is triggered lol, the entire point of the 2 year period is to negotiate a deal

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perplexing stuff

>all the politicians we see are just puppets that are there to make us think we live in democracy
What's the point of Brexit then? What the fuck is the difference between shitty UK politicians and shitty EU politicians anyway. Fucked either way

wahey

just gave a warm banana peel a good seeing to

then we should have set out a series of deals to at least negotiate in the wake of a leave vote. as it stands he did absolutely fuck all in preparation for a leave vote, and then handed it over to the dancing queen to sort out from scratch in two years.

fuck it I'm having a few cans. can't be dealing with this boredom/depression lark 2bh. won't go too mad though
>cut to image of me passed out on the floor in just my boxers surrounded by ~20 empty galeruex cans

Well that worked well didn't it?

There's no way two years was long enough for negotiations of that level, it's enough to implement whatever the negotiations result in, but no more. But we know that now.

Wish legal-eagle 190 was here to explain to us what's going on with Brexit

What will you do when we exit the EU at 11:00pm on the 29th of March 2019?

Well, in our place, we'll crack open a bottle of the finest Sussex bubbly to celebrate, and we'll look forward to a brilliant future ahead of us for our country.

we should have triggered article 50 immediately. that's what they said we would do anyway, but of course there are no balls in our government. fucking democracy doesn't allow any change.

Fucking hell! Had a bottle of kents finest at Xmas bloody lovely it was, gusbourne

I like to make a point. I never thought they would ever actually carry out a vote that doesn't suit them.

>emma watson is old and ugly now
hello you literal fucking paedophile

this
the jewnited kingdom and jewropean union hate the masses

You can bet everything you own that on the 30th, the UK will still be a member of the EU.

fuck off lisicki you simpleton dullard

and his statement, his agenda, when he let those bullets fly, was a simple plea, remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie