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me

Who is this ugly skank?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IQTDmyK0DoE

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bitch niggas

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but i love zoomer games

:)

have to wagecuck in an hour frens

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never beat majora's mask, i feel like i owe it to myself to finally beat the fucking thing but the beginning of the game is so annoying, particularly the first dungeon as the shitty little duku boi, but i think im going to commit myself to finally beating it to complete this chapter of my childhood

>open steam
>shitty western sex game including BLACKED is on the front page under new and trending
Gaben should be shot

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p sure you missed me by a few minutes, fren :^)

I play the Combat Mission games.

youtu.be/CKvi39-bBhY

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>reading tom clancy

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apex legends is fun. FUN!

who plays these games

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same people that watch b-movies.

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I don't have to prove anything

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the future is now
i always get owned

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I have no one to play Apex with, multiplayer games should be banned.

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youtube.com/watch?v=uCzsqncj8Zc
i have a friend who unironically plays this sort of shit and the anime ones too

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Play with cute strangers online

My first Halo game was Marathon.

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nth for don't bully!

how do you make online friends this day and age

Nukige are fine, western games all use the exact same disgusting looking models

reminder to buy tabletop sim so we can have /cum/ game night

im not sure if im ok with pop stars using drag queens in their music
today were gonna get our fist w i promise

i hear discord is popular

thought you had no friends

if you buy to me ill play with you

i love monopoly (turista para los cuates)

I don't actually know a lot about discord. Is it a text or voice thing?

just browsed Jow Forums for the first time in 4 years
think my IQ just dropped by 10 points

...

OH SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW

if you don't have at least 30 wins in Apex by now you're just a giant loser lol

yeee yeee
most of my "friends" are glorified acquaintances who know nothing about me, I call them friends to be nice

I go there about once a month and usually regret it.

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any friends i do have that play vidya are only in to competitive multiplayer

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I play csgo because I'm bad at most other multiplayer games.

has anyone here beat majora's mask and can tell me if it's worth playing?

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its not a conventional zelda game. It focuses 90% of its content on sidequests around the mian hub city, with some dungeons sprewed about. The masks add neat powers, punching shit as a gordo is fun as fuck and you can go FAST

nvm after thinking about it more im okay with
i only started playing it yesterday chill

>need to do a dmv apointment
>earliest available appointment is on june

I fucking hate the dmv so much

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iktf

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so do you end up acquiring a bunch of cool items and shit like in ocarina of time?

poo poo pee pee poo poo pee pee

I have zero wins and almost no damage done, shooters are for zoomers with better coordination than me

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it's like teamspeak but free and a lot more fluid

i love shooters
they are fun

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>been driving with expired tags for a year
FUCK THE DMV AND FUCK OLD PEOPLE

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>tfw there is no carol from hr

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>needing an appointment
but why
cant you just walk in

Zoomers completely dominate me in Apex. All of my Quake gains have deteriorated so quickly it's not fair

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL maybe stick to baldur's gate or planescape torment grandpa lmao

Was that american youtuber who almost got shot live american?

I don't like CRPGs tbqh, the first dragon age is the only one I've ever enjoyed

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youtube.com/watch?v=YYl8wkE5w10
you played for an hour and you're already better than me lmao
the only quake game i've ever played is the web browser one in hs

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Im sad can I please have funny memes?

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i have my shirt on my head like cornholio rn

I wish I knew.

you can have my love

i dont think thats true

also did you ever played overwatch?

ÜGH... what could have of ben

i used to play it a lot, do you like it?

Oh thanks

>did you ever played
based ESL poster

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Think I might ask the cute boy I've been talking to to play Apex with me but I kind of don't want him to know how shit at video games I am

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yee i used to play it almost all day, my highest rank was masters

then they started adding all those new heroes and updates and all that stuff and it just became boring to me

wish we could go back to season 2/3
pls correct me

youtube.com/watch?v=yjI07JL4M-E

Why would he care about how good you are at video games

Yoshis Island is the best 2D platformer.

Gf is making fun of me again

Just came to this

not hovering over that

It's very hot

>lesbian shit again

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eh, can you not just get tag replacement online and they mail shit to you?

>masturbating to porn
I exclusively masturbate to written smut.

simscommunity.info/2018/09/10/maxis-has-started-working-on-a-new-the-sims-title/

guys is it real
i dont think the money hungry ea is done milking sims 4

fellow literotica?

Based, you are a patrician.

boring desu

>lesbians

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No, AO3