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just been given a formal caution by West Mercia police for using the term 'halfcast' in casual conversation to a bloke in the pub who turned out to be an off duty police officer

*Frist

women wear makeup for themselves

More like @virginpedia

hello brother

It's a myth and anti-semitism to say that Jews control the media, Hollywood, economy

Yikes

Uuum no sweety do better

Had nothing to do with Islam, he had mental issues from dealing with bigots like you

do better

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We can't be tolerating that kind of hate speech

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So we should have a referendum
May's deal or Remain, simple.

rorkes only gone and done it

Georgia and Armenia 2020 I reckon

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Halfcast

>British comedy
>wide variety of jokes ranging from nuanced to over the top, from simple puns to more complex forms of comedy like absurdism etc.
>most top-rated comedy shows and films worldwide were produced by the British

>American comedy
>hehe sex and farts and poop xD
>so pathetic that they have to include a laugh track so that people know what the funny parts are supposed to be
>considered to be bottom of the barrel trash by the whole world, including Americans themselves

>MAKEUP IS NORMAL IT'S NOT A PROBLEM

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>It's a myth and anti-semitism to say that Jews control the media, Hollywood, economy

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3 is nothing compared to what that sick rorke terrorist did

he was a fucking nut
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Benny Hill
Bill Hicks

Gerogia > Armenia
Simple as

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Aren’t you forgetting something?

British comedy has been shit for 20 years.

ugh dude it';s a gaenageno gneao goneaogn aegon aeog aungeoa naeg o ognuanogae nogog anogua onguognau nougagunoogueononu no nu nu aog ouganu gnugn aegag

Bill Hicks has about an hour of material

the problem there is with chinks, not with make-up

vile insectoids

this is me after one or two glasses of wine!

Rorkes finna do it.

people just do nothing

8 out of 10 cats


checkmate

And?

Post something political

40 muslims vs 3 white people


Excuse me?

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the jig is up my big nose friend!

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the current favorite song

people who whine about makeup are just virgins who don't go out much desu

May's deal isn't remaining, no deal isn't an option our sovereign parliament voted against it, you're not against our sovereign parliament are you?

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>im 6 foot 3, 16 stone
Blimey

I just beat DMC5 on hard mode

Reporting in for another stamp in my honorary white merit book

>Post something political
in Jow Forums

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This

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beat my meat

Fuck off you tedious cunt.

well then don't be a stupid cunt and fall in love with a bitch who's obviously wearing boat loads of makeup.

dude what the fuck?

She has lovely eyes

Feel like pure SHIT just want her back

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You're a pakistani man

>'White genocide' conspiracy theory
>At the start of the document and throughout, the author refers to a conspiracy theory central to the new brand of far-right extremism springing from the alt-right: that there is a grand plan to eliminate the "white race" through a combination of immigration and interbreeding.

>It's a fiction that plays into the paranoia of the hardcore alt-right, and relies on false assumptions about fixed, sharply genetically defined racial groups, bogus and distorted statistics, and the racist "one-drop" theory from early 20th Century America: the idea that any amount of racial interbreeding negates white racial heritage.

>The bizarre conception of a monolithic genetic "white" culture under worldwide attack is a mainstay of the alt-right - although most of the amorphous movement's leaders would outwardly denounce specific acts of violence like the attack in Christchurch.

The BBC (big black cock) at it again. Reminder: If you pay the fee you are a faggot

>Waps
>Stinging Insects

Sounds about right

just thought of something

That's honestly just sick.

I am against them when they dismiss The Will of the People

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holy fucking based

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>he thinks panel shows with opiniomated funny looking people who are only complaining about everything and being sarcastic is humour
I don't rate modern british comedy tbqh

It's worth every penny just for R6

PUTTERING

crying ngl

If you dont have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up

Whazzat

Hooting

I am a moderate white nationalist

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All women do this. Literally every single day. They do it just to look human. They literally have a makeup "look" called "No Makeup" in order to trick men into believing they're seeing the woman's natural beauty, when they're actually hiding their face under a thin but effective layer of makeup.

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>user you're not one of those white racist, incel, virgin freaks are you? Because I know it is Haram but I think you're pretty Halal if you know what I mean?

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>although most of the amorphous movement's leaders
Who are the alt-right's leaders according to the media?
Richard Spencer and Ben Shapiro?

>grr how dare they misrepresent me!!!
calm down rorke

Romanian girl at work keeps calling herself British just because she got citizenship

ah yes, world renowned swedish television such as...

i dont believe it

counted 15 skinfades

guarantee this person is being tortured by the kiwi police as we speak

why wouldnt a muslim know

*shoots her*

>Should police be on cripchan?
>One question raised in the aftermath of the attack is: Why aren't the authorities doing more to monitor sites like Jow Forums and 8 to pick up on potential extremist activity?

>Setting aside the difficulty of tracing people who use the completely anonymous message boards, even constant monitoring might not be effective. This is because of the sheer volume of material posted, which includes near-constant violent language and threats.

>According to web statistics site Alexa, 8c is among the top 5,000 websites in the world, even though it does not show up in Google results. Jow Forums, which is among the top 1,000, claims to host 1 million new posts per day and attract nearly 28 million monthly unique visitors.

UH OH It's over for Jow Forums

brown hands detected
GET 'EM BRENTON

Once got interviewed by them on suspicion of cp. Was innocent, but they still confiscated my PC and found my extensive collection of femdom erotic hypnosis. Bit embarrassing that it's proably on file somewhere that I'm a freak who's into that sort of thing

panel shows have been around forever, and are not exclusive to the UK.
they are cheap and easy to produce.

That guy. Don't be that guy.

All of these nukes heading to Australia

How do we save Melvin

what do?

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Please don't leave British frens

I love you ;_;

And it's still better than American """comedy"""

And that's a good thing

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brainlet

:(

sorry I don't want to be responsible for your family stoning your or something bye

(all me)

looks like are perth will be alright x

Sort of girl who I'd pull on a night out thinking she's an absolute worldy, only to be VERY disappointed the next morning

leftypol seething about not being the underdog anymore

do one, charlie

Subscribe to pewdiepie

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Having a poo

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dude what the fuck? That's honestly just sick. That guy. Don't be that guy. i dont believe it

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