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One time my mom had her boyfriend over and I could hear them going at it. Dude sounded like a fucking gorilla, I swear.

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I was one of parents kek

Yes

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perfect reaction image for this situation

cringe

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No but I've heard it many times

no but the thought of them having sex is making me become insane, such a disgusting thing to think about, fuck you for making me think about it.

I walked in on my dad eating my mom out once

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My parents don't have sex, that would be degenerate.

I remember one time as a kid I came home from a friend's house early and wanted to scare my parents by peeking through their window. I peeped on my parents having sex instead.

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>not having sex with your parents

jajajajajajaja

Nope.

Ask him for tips.

No but once when I was a kid I saw the neighbor and his wife doggystyling it because they accidentally forgot to close their curtains. They saw me and panicked and closed the curtains. I could not look at his wife with a straight face for the longest time afterwards.

Any person you encounter who has kids, you always momentarily imagine that person having sex. Come on, we all do it.

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So by "your dad" you mean your mom's Somali bull, right?

I was just a kid...

No stupid, his mother's husband was prepping her for the Somali bull (his father). The Somali wouldn't eat pussy.

And life is a nightmare blah blah blah.

Well obviously his dad was eating out his mom right after her Somali bull stretched her pussy beyond recognition and emptied a full quart of his superior African seed into her womb.

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yea i saw my chad dad railing mom once, unironically i rail my gf the same way

youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

after 30, sex becomes gross, nasty and overrated

>sneedposters are spics
suddenly it all makes sense now

if you are a fat blob, stupid sharter

heard, never seen

was he black?

I have not.

My parens have never had sex.

i think so
i have this vague memory about it

They forced me to join them once

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???

Heard my dad and his girlfriend once

Heard my dad and my girlfriend once

nope he was Mexican

yes
i was 12 years old