/brit/

Not cool x

yeah that's nice

>ban porn on internet
>people just start using magazines
what's next, ban books?

gonna have to be a hard yikes from me

youtube.com/watch?v=I_NQ9wQo0m8

Evropa

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Based

Somebody's gonna get bummed

watch anything from this century gramps?

ahh, my ancestors :)))

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>buy fake aftershave £5
>buy real stuff at Boots £90
>stick fake in Boots box
>return next day for refund
>mfw it works

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Soooooo

What jobs can you get with a criminal record in the uuk

a better tomorrow 2 shit
bleak moments shit
je tu il elle good
cute girl dont know
distance voices still lives good
early string ok
dont know
lav diaz good
jour de fete ok
la chienne ok
love exposure decent
moving dont know
naked pretty good
ossessione dont know
pigs and battleships dont know
unknown pleasures ok
robot carnival crap
sono sion collection - dunno what's in it but he has some good films
survive style 5+ dunno
the human condition meh
the adventures of prince chmend haven't seen
the faaithful heart haven't seen
the story of qui ju good
dont know what tinimabang is
utamaro and his five women decent
xiao wu dont know
youth of the beast ok
andriesh haven't seen
helpless haven't seen
the house is black good
pociag don't know
the burmese harp meh

cba to do anymore, you sure like the east asians esp the japs huh

All english people should be killed and raped to death and repopulated with Irish settlers

grim how even doctors in London have to flatshare

I am a Briton.
I am a Brittonic Celt.
I am a Romano-Briton.

Bow down.

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Tick tock

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You get fucked, la? You can do anything really, just apply and explain it was a long time ago. Some places (depending on the interviewer) are actually more likely to hire you because they want to virtue signal second hand (by "look I gave this criminal a second chance")

do the rest

Any doomers in?

youtu.be/8uuYm7KDm_A

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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the Irish, like the English, don't belong in Britain.

used to work in greggs and would rub my willy all over the sausage rolls because only white people would buy that dutty pork lol x

B A S E D

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rly cba thought it would be quite ofun but I got bored pretty quickly esp when I haven't seen 1/3 of them

>le normieeee xDDDDD
virgin faggot

nobody likes your gay drum n bass

the English built Britain, there was literally nothing here but non white savages before we came

shoulders like boulders

I want to smell Emma Watson's bum. I want to fuck Emma Watson's bum.

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Ooo non white criminal is a lot of lefty points true true

Got 10months suspended

So just lie?

it gets better imo and what better have you got to do
at least skim thru and post some of the highlights

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>implying a doomer has an ex gf

DELET THIS

why does brit attract minority criminals? no racist or anything but how many people here are actually white? i'm white to start us of

Bow down
Mista
Hare Rama
Hare Krishna
Bow down
Mista
We say radha syam

t. Llewelynn Mac Owain

most mosques in the west are funded by Saudi Arabia

Kot yank is 200x worse than schizo

The English set British civilisation back centuries.

stop seething you literal shitskin

Simply don’t care xx

WOLLONGONGING

literally have a channel of some lad posting videos of his obese shiba inu's every single time I check my rec page even though I've never watched a single such video

chuuune

Well, not necessarily outright lie to their face but just cloud what you're saying in so much bullshit that they don't know what's what. Just like a normal interview really

yeah done a couple months in the pen for robbing some old white woman lool but dats a minor ting ygm

Bare paygones still....

thats nice of them

>British civilisation

again the smelly inbred celt piggybacks off the Anglos achievement

Sound lad, noted x

good morning lads
good morning asio
fuck off telstra

scandalous

Can't believe someone's selling merch with my gimmick on it on redbubble, state.

no-ones asking

AYO TREEZA DEM LEPPARD PRINT CREPS IS WHACK

U FINK WE FORGOT BOUT DA BIRDSEYES TREEZA WE AINT FORGET WHERES DA PEES FOR GRENFIL YOU BUTTERZ SKET

Need an Emma Watson gf tbqh.

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kmt fuck the opps no love for the other side snm

The Man Who Sold The World

Nobody fucking cares, Incel.
Grow a pair of balls already you literal god damn child.

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sold 500 iShag shirts

Suspended bro x

>paygones
Brainlet tier

Spacky Bruce we thought you wouldn't make it mate x

the prospective new keyboard

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What gimmick?

>Mac
Map, or ap is what the British Celts use(d)
Mac or Mc is what the Gaelic Celts use(d)

a lot of surnames like Pugh, Price, Powell, Parry, Pritchard, Bevan and Bowen come from Welsh adoption of fixed surnames by adding P or B to names

Was a frequently reposted brainlet

I THOUGHT YOU DIED ALONE

raaah watch your mout u wet yout I got a couple young gs working in country near edinburg that will move to you still

does it come with a months supply of soylent?

Imagine shagging Emma Watson. Must be fantastic.

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NO, NOT ME

this takes me back to my final year of university where I had a proper break down and this was how I lived.

I know all those songs too.

how popular is spectograph 'enthusiasm' (for lack of a better term) that warranted RDJ putting so much related easter-egg shit in his songs?

aftershaves are such a scam worse than design cloths
paying up the wahzoo for a simple chemical mix just because the bottle has a brand logo

>muh Jow Forums technology god im such a fucking technology dork xDDDD
would take that thing and sodomize you with it

Bloody hell look what it did to her face

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she's just not that into you mate

Clearly struck a nerve, emmett. Go have a good cry and a drink, then you can come back and have conversation like an adult.

English leftists like Corbyn care about every minority under the sun except those indigenous to Britain.

In many ways English rightists are better for Celtic nationalism; they prefer to sneer and remain aloof from other cultures which creates a sense of difference. English leftists want to homogenise the British isles and create a Cromwellian English Republic where all differences are swept aside to create English speaking Jacobins.

>impersonating a trip for 2days straight

Might as well join the crew if you love the attention so much xx

Go get laid and drop the ebin anonymoose hacker shtick then I can talk to you on man to man level like i do other folks.

t. Chap that smells of tahini and desperation.

Who wants a hug?

sorry I was just speaking to my friends did you say something?

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skins was actually based on me and my mates in bristol

There you go again. Wound up like a clockwork toy. Sad, short fuse incel.

fucking hell work drains you
get home and I just want to sleep
still feels better than when I was NEET though

too many pingaz down the music hall in the 50s