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suelads gone, mate
he's gone forever and he's never coming back. he rode into the sunset in his mini cooper with sue in the passenger seat.
im sad to see him go

got spaff on my laptop lid

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Do you feel more yardie or English?

oh I have a German flag now
forgot that I flew today.

Better than the wall xx

apparently my university is having a vigil for new zealand?? seems a bit contrived

have sex

imgur.com/a/VlpNYS8

should i learn russian or french?

uhh not really
ever heard of empathy?

I’m english compared to my JF friends but just a bit to nig to be posh

good
now I can cat tug all I want without him bringing the tone down with his dumb waifu shit

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find 19th century photography utterly fascinating 2bh

became obsessed with the post-mortem photos that were common back then some years back and it honestly had genuine effects on my mental state att

chinese

Yeah keep whining into the abyss cuz you got smacked so fuckin' hard, bitchboiiiiii
You wanna get spunked on pussy?
Come see me.

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you cant OD on codeine, right? i drank 400mg in one gulp and i feel kind of fucked. this has happened before when i first started fucking with opiates. fuuuuuck

youtube.com/watch?v=eE-yEze4Btc

bercow has just so utterly fucked may
hilarious

thats an air rifle lad

>I am twenty
ok haven't seen that.
I noticed a few anime films which I h aven't explored very much. I'm really polarised on japanese new wave I think teshigahara is great but oshima is crap for example. Mizoguchi is still the best director japan has ever had imo. make sure you check out kaneto shindo he has some good stuff like the naked island. I think HHH has a very real claim on the greatest director of the last 30 years or so. he really lives up to the hype. dont like cassavettes very much i've seen all his films and my favourite is probably miniie and mosovitz or however it's spelt

you messed up the cwe better go to the hospital

too many moon runes.
i like russian because it sounds cool and its a synthetic regular language as opposed to frnech which is highly irregular.

learn english a second time

I just want to smell her nasty farts and fuck all of her holes.

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cute girl at work kept staring at me

suelad was my friend

>no no deal
>no extension
>no may deal
>no referendum
Marvellous.

>knowing anything other than English

Why do you want to learn? Just for fun?

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Tiocfaidh, and I cannot stress this enough, ár lá.

how dare you. i did not mess it up, my CWE is clear as fuck.

>that dead ting

Is it 1940?

Would slap you before you could reload

Take it you’re not allowed to have it either seeing as you’re hiding your face you mentally handicapped fat cunt

>Just for fun?
probably, not like f*ench has any other uses

What did he do?

>CWE
why wouldn’t you just order pure codeine

yeah, i've already seen the news. my only regret is not being in thread with him when he left, it would have been nice to spend some time with him during his final moments.
things will be different now, without him

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How do you get CHUCKY
from THAT

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yeah dude absolutely
if the rcmp asks thats what you tell them

youtu.be/8uuYm7KDm_A

That's exactly where the voters stand ironically.

fuck off you cunt

you've never seen a gun in your life baby boy

expensive

finna transfer my 1.24% cash ISA to a new 1.50% interest cash ISA

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did the sueposter kill himself or did he join the airforce

absolute state of your eye area mate look like a lil bugboy

youtu.be/f5XvqEGhlhE

Literally did two years cadets so yeah I have love xx

for career.

>cadets
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

i gotta go, man

you're too fuckin much

Don’t think you know much about Jamaican gun laws either

So ya wrong agaaain

skitzo is so fucking based. you're all jumping on his dick you fucking homos

why? you can get instant saving accounts offering 1.50% with unlimited withdrawals.

use your ISA allowance for a help to buy isa or a lifetime isa and earn like 2.5-3%.

Lol

Tell Jow Forums about this scheme, see what they think.

welsh

He said the government can't put may's deal up for vote again unless there are changes.

keep an eye on this hard case lads
he was in cadets

Can’t take being wrong can you xxx
Wasn’t boast it was a fact that I have

Ps means your wrong fatcunt

would the soviet union have worked if they had an internet system and modern computing?

What career? Just learn the language that will be of the most use to you I guess
That just seems like common-sense t b h.
What's the point of putting the exact same deal to the vote again.
Will just have same result

Nice work on defeating emmett.

English people should have to learn a Celtic language in school.

godo psot

*blogposts*

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>menstoyshub.com/penis-milking-machine/
Doing a read, might be making a purchase

Emmett if I let you up will you promise to keep your sister in check

same, i never got to say goodbye properly.
it's probably for the best, i wish him luck. he was a good lad.
(im merseyside btw, i changed my flag)

Marcus account is provided by an American company and isn't protected by the FSCS the way British banks and building society accounts are so is inherently less safe than getting your 1.5% from a British account.

>What career? Just learn the language that will be of the most use to you I guess

ok lets just say its for the fun of it. russian seems more intimidating at first but more logical to get the hang of.

french seems like lots of early victories (shared vocab, the fact we learn a little bit at school) and then being dropped into a quagmire of bizarre annoying subtle rules and conventions that only a native could ever get their head fully around.

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why? sounds pointless as fuck

i already told you i have access to better opiates but im in a dry spot
how much is codeine from the darknet btw? because it's only like £2 for cocodamol, im not sure it's worth paying over the odds just so i dont have to CWE.

Me? Might be member of a proscibed organisation

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Despite the fact that John James is quite the character, there is one thing he has in common with everyone else: he likes a high quality sex toy just as much as the next guy.
Noticing that there were no legitimate websites out there reviewing all the amazing synthetic vaginas on the market, John James set out to do something about it.
After all, it is painfully obvious that today’s men really need to know more about their options.

imagine having a cute sister that everyone wants to fuck and marry
pic very related

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>tfw listen to Stone In Focus at some point almost everyday

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marcus.co.uk/uk/en/public-site/legal-information
why does it say FSCS then

her lips look very soft

hate this shit meme

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couple bank tips:
have 2-3 debit cards.
keep switching them based on switching deals or if they offer linked saving accounts offering 5% of 200 quid a month.

have one instant saving account offering 1.50%

have a help to buy isa just as a saving isa (only do lifetime if you're certain you will buy a house).

use the rest of your isa allowance to do a stocks and shares isa .

literally no reason to have a cash isa to my knowledge.

me
same with my mum too

im sorry I don't open links posted in this thread

Am I the only one who gets that recommended to me every day?

new zealand should be stripped of its status as a country and made a colony of australia.

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What to watch on Netflix lade?

Might just watch Mad Men

What are your problems young man?

lad with all due respect I am homealone I know what i'm doing. aint worth my time swapping for 5% of 200 quid u feel me. hope your shit fcan help other people tho