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First for far east Asian domestic abuse

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Second for hispanic women are objectively the best women. Great cooks, great friends and great lovers.

Still plan on killing myself before I turn 32
This is wrong.
Our women are afraid to hit us

urkel....

yeah but they're brown

why is /gsg/ so fucking awful

Yes, that's a plus.

>American presidents

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So i won in the lottery but I have only 1 month left to use it or it will be void which state is the best to "start" your new life in? I have around 15k € saved up

...

bitch niggas

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cum to arizona

>got a town literally called phoenix
I think I am in

thoughts on this
youtube.com/watch?v=vhxLhPSTvh4

peeing while phoneposting rn

want to slam my hard cock into a dripping wet puss

I'm pretty sure I've read this post before

hot dog water

am home.
wat should I fap to?

excuse me
grooling vaginas are gross

I'm so fucking lonely

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byeee

take the trappill, friend

ck2

Want to bust a nut inside a nice shaved innie vagina. I will never get to experience this feel. Fuck fuck fuck.

cya

nah

I have accepted the end.

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no you haven't any feeling of achievement you think you have is transient at best

well, at least you found a place with people who feel the same way.

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Still waiting for this new female house mate to arrive lads. So I can sus her out. Haha

>no you haven't any feeling of achievement you think you have is transient at best

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I live in this place

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That pic sad ;c

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why are you posting a picture of yourself?

Nice shed. Who lives in the house?

Literally me in the pic

still haven't done my taxes

found something to fap to...

Going to a basketball game tomorrow

Ha nah that ain't me (although similar hair and eye color), just thought it'd add to the feels.

FAPPING NO GF IM DEPRESSED ANIME XDDDDD

shut the fuck up retard

Stop jacking off you fucking subhumans

masturbating isn't bad for you retard, just porn is

me am depresso dat no hab gee eff :(((
am so so so sooo sad me am gonna watch amine n jack off again

I'm prone to road rage

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join us in for sum good and healthy fap material

i did that once

Ella quiere beber, ella quiere bailar
Su novio la dejó y lo quiere olvidar
Ella se entregó y el tipo le falló

idk probably is a cabin for rent on summers

how
I mean don't get me wrong, seducing my twin half sister can get me pretty hard, but I can't imagine actually fapping to it

*devours feces*

>shaved

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I want to go skiing

Are you really from Arteaga wtf?

I've never shaved.

Waxing > Shaving

friendly bush > sandpapery stubble

a hairy puss is a proper one. if you like shaved puss you are a soyboy pedophile

finished cumming.
now i'm hungry.

landing strip > full shave > b*sh

no, I lied

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If you’re depressed you should just kill your self already

imagination is the best porn

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Memories from real life sexual encounters are the best porn

why are you so obsessed

>a hairy puss is a proper one. if you like shaved puss you are a soyboy pedophile

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my only real life sexual encounters are a source of immense anxiety for me

Hate “depressed” “people” and how they don’t shut the fuck up about suicide
It’s their entire fucking identity

these desu

gonna eat hot dogs

If you self diagnosed yourself as depressed you should just kys

>a hairy puss is a proper one. if you like shaved puss you are a soyboy pedophile

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im going to fucking kill myself. tonights the night boys.

Why don't you hate women, /cum/?

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Nothing sexier than getting your pubes tangled up with her’s

I do

I remember in my first date she wore an extremely revealing dress
Shame her ass was disappointing at best

I have no reason to hate all women

i'm gonna drink cold cats

Just took an extremely spicy dump

>I have no reason to hate all women

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What kind of dress reveals the ass
Like cleavage but plumber’s crack?

soft or runny?

It was a really short loose dress

how do I get a retarded gf?

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not diarrhea, i just ate spicy food yesterday; otherwise normal

i got up late today and didn't feel like doing car stuff today so now i have to do them tomorrow

theres like two candidates here in /cum/

nice

We went to a painting place and I paid $84 for a date that resulted in disappointing sex but at least I wasn’t a virgin anymore

I aint retarded!

better than a mid-iq megapleb

gf (male) need not apply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I help

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thank

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