AUX ARMES, CITOYENS

AUX ARMES, CITOYENS

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chickens rise up

FORMEZ LE BATAILLON!

FOXES-WILL-NOT-REPLACE--US

My grandpa was assaulted by a rooster once, no joke.

Those things are horrying. And ducks too.

Looks like someone messed with the wrong cock.

great double trips, guy

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Clearly that fox never played zelda.
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ducks are harmless, they only do it to scare
If you grab one by the neck they cant do anything but nibble with their weak ass beak

>double trips confirmed by triple dubs

never mess with the French cock

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BASED
>and they say the french always surrender

>never mess with the French cock
But I WANT to.

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I don't see many ducks here (midwest), but Canada Geese are very annoying as they chew up your lawn and shit in it.

>t. roleplaying tranny

when I was a kid I saw a rat get pecked to death by two chickens after it tried to steal their food in the chicken coop, it was screaming really loud

>implying implications

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based

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yea i wouldnt put my hands near them, maybe wave with arms or kick if they get too close

swans though, wouldnt mess with them

But it's actually scary, so I won't actually grab those things. : T

P.S.: I still like ducks. From a looong distance.

I got attacked by a chicken when I was a kid and wanted to show one of my friends a chick.

Based and henpilled.

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