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might go to uni in china

janny on the ropes

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Now THIS is based

>OP pic
is this from a snuff flim?
dude probably died from some ruptured organs

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whats he looking at?

can't fucking stand irish people

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I imagine he broke a few ribs.

Rorke on his third date with a woman he met off Tinder; her name is Melanie but her friends call her Mels. She is very excited about having just passed her eyelash extension course. Rorke finds her vapid but he has been single too long and people are starting to wonder... They talk it over and agree to split the foie gras.

NEED a fat black woman to do this to me ASAP

islam is easily the stupidest religion

>Mary Rose crew 'was from Mediterranean and North Africa'

>They said four of the skeletons were of southern European heritage, and one seems to have hailed from Morocco or Algeria.
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Ah yes, FIVE skeletons

man's looking delicious and that

somebody behead this kuffar

these days you cant even walk up to a darkie and call him a nigger, even if its just banter

political correctness gone mad innit

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Leftypol asking prostitutes to be his girlfriend

I can
t. nigger

Go fuck yourself

Yep. It's just taking Abrahamic beliefs and mixing it with Arabic mythology such as belief in jinns and such.

Rorke filling his resume with subtle embellishments; that assistant manager position is sure to be his now!

Letypol bought Bitcoin at $19,000

shamanism is the future

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mans looking delicious and that

This

leftypol rocking back and forth listening to pop punk

more shit for the liberals london tits to pull their pud over

rorke bobbing his head 'ironically' to nasheeds

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the so called tribute song

Leftypol be quitting chess games mid way through

didnt quit was just getting food

Imagine the smell.

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manually filtering all pepes and wojacks to own the libs

Andrew Yank said he's anti-circumcision
Think he has the incel vote all but locked up

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Crazy just how beautiful she is. She really is a very pretty girl.

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just took my beating at chess like a good little cuck

is it true about the aussies being banned

used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire, but if you're not as sexually charged as me, just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way, I haven't done it in years, but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully

How does this current Alan partridge get away with the racist jokes. lmao

oh my days her forehead is fucking massive
what a bizarre looking specimen

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Lol shut up
I lost when I lost queen

might do a wank out of habit
not particularly feeling it though

>First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender.
Lol

any poo man in?

daily mail front page is running about 5 articles slandering john bercrow right now, honestly find it baffling why rorkes like to pretend laws and statues do not exist just so they can get their own way

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>of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
scromiting

umm sweetie we voted to leave the european union x

been trying to tell this joke all day but no one will listen to me long enough for me to tell it...

so im here to type it out for my only friends, anonymous people from /brit/ threads. here goes.

"Hey did you see the google doodle today? Apparently those panels on streets are for the safety of blind people so they know where to stand without getting hit by trains or cars. But who's the doodle even for? None of us even knew what those were for, so why would we care about this google doodle? And as for the blind people, they can't even see the picture anyway haha. what a waste"

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Based Daily Heil.

is catastrophe a good show

Take the L, accept the L, sleep with the L, embrace the L

that's what touch screens are for innit

want to make it very clear that I've now filtered all yank flags because of your post mate
shan't be suffering this anymore

ah yes, communism

pooropean pooniun, i rest my case

anyone else ashamed their dad is a rorke? my mum is a socialist ffs

You got lucky

be more ashamed of your mum desu

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

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i havent lost once on /brit/

>anyone else ashamed their dad is a rorke? my mum is a socialist ffs

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Mum is a conspiracy theorist rorke my dad is a half rorke

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what did you think the pavement with knobbly texture that can be felt through shoes was for?
did you know the box with the little green man has a motor underneath that spins when it's safe to cross?

the distribution of lazy ants is probably pretty damn similar in humans. i bet they're just like us, like in that seinfeld movie.

The doodle is actually about the masses being blind and google controlling where they stand
Really makes one think when you think about it

How much of /brit/ was arrested for wrongthink after the latest terror attack, in Holland?

all normal dads are centrist mafia

Beat you the other day, stop lying sir

>what did you think the pavement with knobbly texture that can be felt through shoes was for?

i honestly always thought it was to prevent slipping

the sueposter has disappeared

and so mcdonalds hairline man was sentenced to a whole life order for hate speech

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>anyone else ashamed their dad is a rorke? my mum is a socialist ffs

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actually I think he joined the airforce or something

his face gets me every time, it's like he's about to explode

i can see it now

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one of the grimmest pictures in existence

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you can tell hes burning inside

i bet he'll get a brain tumor within a year from all of the emotional turmoil

Is that the imprint of a kamikaze pilot?

not sure why you're upset at this
if they weren't a tranny they'd just be a dorky incel who'd equally be a disappointment

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>equally
let's not be silly now

rorke tightening up a screw with a magnet