Have you ever met a German in real life?

Have you ever met a German in real life?
What was it like?

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My great grandfather did.
It was ok

I was in Mallorca, there was a group of drunk Germans doing nazi salutes and shouting HEIL HITLA.
Pretty normal stuff if you ask me

my friend stole a car from a german, he confirmed my belief that yous are all sour krauts

Autistic as fuck, even by Finland's standards

All Germans I met were very short for some reason
They were cute though :3

explain

Yes, I go with my little brother at Gamescom every couple of years for us to spend time together over a common interest. I guess and hope it's not representative of the average german population

I am from Zielona Góra, so I interact with Germans on daily basis. Here are some example.

- An Ossie who was incredibly racist towards me, even though his house looked like a dumpster,
- A fat girl, who filled every possible stereotype about disgusting German women whoring themselves left and right,
- Businessman in his 40s who was a top bloke,
- A woman in her 50s who was from mixed Polish-German marriage and who was absolutely angelic,
- Man in his 50s (husband of the above) who was totally OK and a great drinking buddy and jokingly adopted me when he heard that even during studies I worked for my upkeep, because his own children from previous marriages are lazy fucks.

Only Austrians, the ones I've met were always alright and a lot said some basics like thank you and bye in Slovene when I spoke Slovene to them

only known one in person and he was a nice person but unbelievably autistic

did he live in the uk

I had a German girlfriend, she was very kind and sweet but a bit autistic. Not planning the most casual sortie in advance was heretical for her. She gave me dark angry looks when I suggested we improvise something

Dafuq, that sounds so sweet. What went wrong?

I got cancer and she dumped me a bit later

That... went too dark too fast. Wish you recovery or at least painless death.

J'espère que tu vas bien. Bon rétablissement

So how are you doin right now? Fck them roasties

>racist
polish isn't a race
>lived in a dumpster
ultranationalists usually do

thanks friends, I'm doing ok with good doctors and treatment and if it goes bad I'll just put a bullet through my skull

Stay strong, Bro.

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Stay strong fren

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The last one that I've met was an engineer working on a project in Rio. Pretty laid back guy, but very smart and thoughtful.

Met a group of German girls while hiking in Georgia. One was qt and fun to talk with but the other 3 were ugly and autistic.

put a bullet through the roastie first bro

they were drunk on the plane and they continued drinking on the bus being very loud and unpleasant, zoomer germans are trash tier subhumans

Talked to German guy during IoT conference in Jakarta last year. Totally bro tier, unlike drunk ausfags in Southern Bali.

Was an exchange student in the most remote hellhole in Turkey, deep into the barren parts of it. There's a roadside gas station with a small tavern. German party is getting shitfaced there in full lederhosen outfits.

Too many to count
1. Stupid as hell
2. Cosmopolitan wannabes
3. Can't handle alcohol
4. Outside their country, they act like animals

Anegdote while I was in kraków, there was a small military parade (anniversary of some battle fought with Germans).
And there you have 4 millennial krauts tourists screaming "Nazis!!" at these soldiers.

Tfw I shed a tear. I hope you get well user

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And they were correct, Poles were the actual nazis

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Visited Berlin. Wonderful people, I was shocked when an old german lady defaulted to speaking English when she was accidentally shoved by someone in a bus

Damn.

I went to Germany when I was 14
The people there were mostly friendly and nice,but
On one long stretch of road, there was a neo-nazi(I've only realised it recently) trucker who glared at me in the eyes
I thought he was trying to be friendly and waved back to him
And he sped off :(

Absolutely based,I know a bit about Medicine,what type of cancer do you have?

I am a Pole und I live in Germany. Most people are nice enough, however they also do "funny" faces when you make a mistake speaking German. But thats normal, I think, Poles get angry at Ukrainians screaming in their language in Poland too.
My neighbor however is a total old fucking asshole about me being from Poland. I have a problem with that because my post office brings my post to him (they fuck up the adresses) and he throws it into the trash. I had already to explain in the bank why my PIN letter came back to them with "no one by that name lives there" adnotation, and I was in the post office today and they told me they can do nothing about that, but offered me an offer of setting the adres for post manually for seven euro. Which will do nothing because the adres is correct.

I was speaking with a german girl who was visiting my university and apparently we have a stereotype of being strict and orderly lol

Well I've met many but got to know one
Basically just a turbo nerd from Berlin with the most try hard british posh accent that I've ever heard

Germans in vacation are ok
Germans in Germany are insufferable, unfriendly and autistic

I spoke with 3 young german tourists on istanbul once.
They were going to taksim where i studied at an atelier, i told them to not go and its a dangerous shithole.
While they were saying ''oh it cant be that bad'' we were going up an elevator and as we came up perfectly there was a family of homeless people sleeping between the guard rails and the elevator.
We all just watched those guys in perfect silence, when we got out i said ''oh trust me, it is a shithole'' and we seperated

West Germans are not even Germans. They're lower than *nglos and Jews.

in the brain

Is an operation possible?

my grandfather met one, and they got married
never met her or my grandfather though both were dead before i was born

we think of you as a tophat wearing, polite and cultured gentleman

this
but then i got to know chavs and /brit/

I had surgery a year ago but it only delays it, they can't remove everything

A lot of polish people who I got to know and went here for studying said germans tend to be cold and it's incredibly hard to make friends in germany. They also said we were often rather blunt as in straight to the point but got shit done. Not sure if that was said because the people I talked to wanted to be nice to me though. I get what they mean regarding social coldness, it must be strange for people who didn't grow up that way.

Yes, she was a tourist and asked me directions to the beach. Her accent made me swoon desu.

germans communicate very directly and without gestures. this gives off the impression that they do not like foreigner x. in many other cultures the way how a message is conveyed is more important than the message itself.

I guess that makes sense. May also explain why so many in this thread say germans are autistic, maybe we just aren't used to picking up on all the metacommunication

How do Germans feel about this?

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what does swoon mean in this context

like faint. In german: Ohnmächtig werden, in dem kontext sozusagen fast ohnmächtig werden weil der akzent so süß war

most of Mallorca is just german tourists nowadays, isn't it?

russkie tier savages

You started ww2, Poland.

suck it ape you are worth less than a nigger

Truth hurts I guess.

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yeah i met him when i was doing a-levels away from high school, he had this thing for student societies like we were all old boys at bloody balliol

>Germans in vacation are ok
not in austria (but it depends on the german in question)

Yes
It was a strange and confusing experience that I don't want to repeat ever again

There was a qt German girl who came to my high school as an exchange student. She was pretty chill, but I had no chance with her unfortunately.

They're quiet

Meme, because the low age of consent only applies if you are in the same age bracket. A guy I know got in trouble because she was 14 and he 17.

Nooooo
What kind of trouble?

German influence countries have hardcore fraterneties. Fencing, blood and required binge drinking.

My university guidance counselor, a tubby but friendly 30-something woman.

Not true.

That He should lay off or He could get suspended from school. I was in a boarding school though. I believe the cut off is 16 for that 14 year consent age. Unsure though.

I wanna believe.

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Huh apparently its 21? You are not allowed to be over 21, wiki says. So I guess it was school rules and them not wanting to have some sort of trouble.

He liked Transport Tycoon Deluxe and never crossed the stree while the Ampelmann was red.

This:
>4. Outside their country, they act like animals
Absolutely true. I usually want to disappear into the ground when I see other Germans in PL.
What the word "Fremdschämen" is made for.
>4 millennial krauts tourists screaming "Nazis!!"
Yes, anything military is automatically "Nazi" to them.

The ones I met in Ljubljana acted as if it were their personal Disneyland, too loud for the other patrons and getting trashed with hectoliters of beer.
They were adderssing the waiter in german in a way a french waiter would never dare (if you never were served by a french waiter in Paris, you may reconsider your definition of rude)

At least in France they don't even try to speak german to us.

ok Ronny

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Stole a germans phone at the beach yesterday.

How incredibly niggerlike of you

Have to make a living somehow.

if its red it means its dangerous.
if its green you can go.
simple as that. not only does jaywalking put your own life in danger but the lives of many others as well

An East German female athlete I met when I was a student.
I'm 183 cm, but much larger than that.

East Germany did win a Huge amount of medals, they forced people into Sport at a young age and doped the hell out of them.

CHAD MIELKE

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no. and i have no desire to meet any. they disgust me. with all my respect to Germans tho.

nice digits Satan
how can you respect us when we disgust you?

Working with bavarian software company. They're assholes and their soft is shit.

Is there such a thing as a bavarian software company ?

She dumped you 'cause you got a cancer ? what a bitch !

Quelle salope !

>how can you respect us when we disgust you?
*i respect the leftist germans who are open-minded non edgy fascist cucks like right wingers ^^

It depends. I've met both nice people and morons.

I go in class with one he is cool

No. I met a few random brits though.

>they don't have the organizational skills of retarded children like we do so they're autistic

I actually saw a German in my city the other day, he was a student I imagine, tall, thin, and ice blonde.

Probably a Bavarian

>tall, thin, and ice blonde.
>Probably a Bavarian
Bavarians are the most swarthy Germans

>Have you ever met a German in real life?
Yes.
>What was it like?

It was very ok. I wonder why you hate us so much when we are almost the same (not in all aspects but in many).

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The only "german" i've seen in my life is a black girl from Bénin, who has been adopted by an Austrian couple and has grown up between Munchen and Paris.

I discover she has some germanic origin because i hear her humming some german folk song i heard in HOI4, so i ask her about the song and she was humming "Ein Tiroller wollte jagen" btw i love this song and after that i discover the truth about her life.

Sorry Charlemagne-bro, this is the most german thing i've seen in my life.

Btw she is a bomb, meaning she is a god-tier nigger.

I met an old lady and two old men and they were really polite, they were drinking some beer next to me and had some small talk with them. Mostly about the weather, places to visit, etc. Really good people.