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better than tim tams edition

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the so-called “weather”

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i think iinet blocked Jow Forums now

you've gone to Scotland in March, the fuck did you expect?

i thought tim tams were the same thing as penguins

Growing up gay in Leicester all the Muslim kids used to try to spit on me at school, beyond me why people think those lot can’t do anything wrong.

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>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!
Going to have you runts bollocks in a vice grip soon.

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>teehee I’m bent btw :>

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shut up poof

Based Muslims

test

It’s like that for about 80% of the year mate

im a genuine hacker man
not really though

everyone used to call me gay in school even though i had a deep voice and didn’t act camp

someone later suggested it’s cause i was handsome. can one of you normoids confirm

then he went on about magical energies that really exist and ufos and how he had proofs that aliens are real
showed me a pic of some little grey man with glowing red eyes and his proof was that the picture would be blurry if it were a fake
made for a fairly awkward evening

feels just like home desu

It was the anime lad

Why do gay men have no standards they will fuck anything no matter how fat or ugly the other bloke is

aint a hope in hell

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think it was your inhalation of miles of cock mate

The Joe Rogan Fan Experience

Derivative and boring. Hate that new zoomie shit like oof, F, RIP, doggo, gangweed, le ebin post-ironic memes, and all that foul crap. It's like they just discovered 2013 Jow Forums, they're fucking 6 years behind the times.

Zoomers can't do anything right.

nothin gonna bring us down

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>tumblr

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I got similar for being Jewish on one side

the way we fly

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5 miles off the ground

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Means nothing coming f

((()))

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Being single is costing me a fortune lads, each date is costing at least £40. I’ve had at least one every weekend, that’s not even including the extra money I’ve been spending going out trying to pull.

I hate how these seminars like Ted and others always try to insert climate change into everything
Was watching one about geology and palaeontology and of course the guy had to segue into a sermon about global warming

What the fuck is a timtam

they did

ok, this is epic.

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>there are people in this thread that actually got bullied

Patheticccccc

That’s a yikes from me

Dating is a rort

TPG has blocked Jow Forums too. 4channel still works though

started a job with lots of 18-30 y/o males
literally everyone is right wing

Nukes heading to Australia

How do we save Melvin?

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but global warming literally killed the dinosaurs and killed many species of rocks too.

Are bullies even a real thing over here? Don’t remember anyone getting bullied in my school other than the one retard kid but he kept bringing it on himself by acting like a retard.

That’s what I mean tho, imagine the specimens

what do you do then?

think the only reason i didn’t get bullied was because i was good looking

bullied some kid when we were 6~7 because i thought the proto-gf fancied him
was named william so i kept calling him a pear

>speaking to work colleagues about politics
When did this become acceptable? I was always taught not to talk about politics with people unless they were close friends.

would have thought they would just block both but maybe they didnt know there was a difference lol
when i said Jow Forums i meant 4channel too

fairly sure it was because of the big fucking rock that smacked into the planet but ok.

Waste disposal technician xx

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Any doctor man in

Why is my hair so flat all of a sudden

I really need a haircut

is the weather because its sub zero temperatures here

like it won't stay up naturally, really weird

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>global warming

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Regrets:
Not learning a second language as a child/teen
Not doing anything with my ability to play the guitar
Not starting lifting aged 16-18
Flunking AS courses i didnt find interesting
Not shagging the girls that showed an interest
Not eating properly as a teen robbing me of potentially an inch or two of height.
Not doing more mathematics modules at uni toil

>>Are bullies even a real thing over here

Maybe not dedicated bullies but there's always one kid getting robbed or beaten up by seemingly everyone.

say what you will of this man but he has done more to preserve his genetic lineage than most

is it any diffferent to the mindless norms who think they need to have children to preserve their family line?

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Oh look at he retard is confirming that it is in fact, retarded

That’s stupid, you were only told that to keep you out of politics so that the aristocracy could have their fun unmoslested
Democracy is best when it’s full of gristle like in Athens

Not learning to drive as a neet or teen

beautiful
dont tell anybody but i actually prefer a cheekt mint slice

Yeah pretty much any time I saw someone getting picked on in school was because they had had done something to deserve it.
The pikeys in my school were general dick heads to everyone but that’s just pikeys being pikeys.

>current year
>namefags

:OOOOOO

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was bullied because i was poor lol

Have a "silly" uncle that likes to dress up in bright aloha shirts and get drunk at family gatherings. He's built-fat, bearmode as fuck, and pretty Jow Forums, as I've seen him squatting 4 plates for 3 reps and benching 3 plates too.

It's pretty nice having him around because my dad is the serious one, and he's the funny one, but when they get together, they act like they used to when they were young kids; running around, chasing the dogs, yelling and swimming and shit.

Welp, tonight I just found out both my uncle and my father were Marsoc special forces (special forces for the US Marines) and did, and saw, some terrible shit. I knew they both served, but I didn't know my fucking dad was ex-special forces, and I didn't know my uncle served alongside with my dad. I'm almost tempted to ask, but my aunt (my uncle's wife) tells me that it's best not to bring war shit up if I like their easy-going attitude. She let me flip through their photo album and showed me flecks of what looks like, and probably is, blood on my dad's old ka-bar knife.

Kind of makes me wonder what the fuck else don't I know about my own fucking father, who I've lived with for 22 fucking years.

>muricans

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Yeah and that rock globally warmed the planet, killing billions. Only the fish survived and still we aren't investing in undersea survival technology when it is our most logical chance of survival.

Planet terraforming and colonization is a meme.

what happens to people that don't sort their trash out?

>one retard kid but he kept bringing it on himself by acting like a retard.
Me

unironically based

>is it any diffferent to the mindless norms who think they need to have children to preserve their family line?

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You have the IQ of a god damn coconut your cringe case nigger. Shut the fuck up you little orbiting beta faggot, quit riding my fucking nuts.
You're shitting up these threads big time with your shit..

See, that doesn't really bother me, because within the context, it's just some light-hearted trolling coming from you. If you replied "oof" or "RIP" to some rekt webm, THEN I might think to myself "Jesus fucking Christ, I hate fucking zoomies".

Impossible to live deep under sea

HOLY BASED

wasn't there a jewish doctor in the 40s who impregnated 400 unknowingly women with his own sperm?

>one retard kid but he kept bringing it on himself by acting like a retard.
5" ginger lad with mental anger problems

man say to girl...every time u smile...i want to invite u to my place

girl say to man...oh...are u single?

man say no...i am dentist!

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Halloween sorted

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Then how do the fish do it? There are sea mammals too.

Wow powerful......

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*shouts at your dad in Vietnamese while throwing cherry bombs*

they've evolved to it, we haven't evolved to live deep underwater lol

how deep are you talking?

could be worse

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Wow a yank actually noticed an ironic comment for once

catering/hospitality for very high end events

At the GP now sweaty. Want me to ask him?

Is this really their ruler? She looks like my old PE teacher.