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Fuck women
I am ok with sisi

>m*slims

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2nd for السيسي رئيسي

nuke mena

I hate fast threads.
t. based

mena girls

You're actually the most enduring /mena/'s bot I've ever seen.

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Grim reply.
First, thread was too fast tho. Second, I've mixed up the dutch's translation with what she said to the tumblerina so that's why I thought trolling.

>good coffee
easy, anything from kenyan to starb*Cks, though don't take the stairs up, that's where the women are and the moral police will apprehend you
>smoking
no smoking in public or government buildings
otherwise legal
>gyms
fairly common but gender separated and expect it to be expensive.
>4 wives
it's true but not practiced as much as you'd think. mostly only in gulf countries/3rdie shitholes. you'd want to be rich and muslim to pull that off in a gulf country. anyway, you're legally not allowed to marry a local as a male foreigner in most gulf states, i think you can in KSA though. but let's say you convert, you can probably marry 4 domestic workers or something.
no young pretty girl will agree to this unless you're a literal billionaire

Are you in school Bougnoula? Do the Fr*nch call you beurette or is that just a meme (or are you wh*te passing). Do you have an identity crisis? Do you feel connected to your Fr*nch side? Do you feel any connection to your Algerian side?

who's sensitive now ;)

I'll bear the cross of posting this too actually

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Thanks lad,I also heard only man with $$$$$$$$ can get more than 1 wife. So I could just buy cigarettes and smoke them on my own home? Interesting

I hate you.

Do you really like the shartmerican bot?

>Are you in school Bougnoula?
Homeschooling at the cned with shitty courses.
>do the Fr*nch call you beurette or is that just a meme (or are you wh*te passing).
Never heard about the word beurette until last year. But I'm pretty sure they saw me differently even tho I've never realized it. I'm actually whiter than most maghrebis here but not white. Olive-skinned?
>Do you have an identity crisis? Do you feel connected to your Fr*nch side?
So, I didn't think too much about it and really thought I was just like the native french for a long time then learned about /mena/ + the french colonization (so that's why they speak french there!).
>Do you feel any connection to your Algerian side?
I used to not give a shit about algeria until summer 2017 when I've learned more about it. Didn't even know what harki was when an adult told me "I've heard your grandfather was a harki. Do you know what is a harki" and I couldn't give an answer. Yea, I've lived a pretty sheltered life.

No but I don't want to see that awful fucking gif anymore.

I didn't expect smoking to be banned in public in a Middle Eastern country

I baleeted it for you

Not finna be translatin yo hoe ass when errrone wanna be a sandnigga but when it is fucking time to be sandnigga where the hoes and homiez at yo? Yall never got my back but all I know iz a viet never called me no sandnigger
*drops the mic*

Tfou + khit

>harki
What's that?
So I take it that your parents and your local community wasn't the typical home away from home as is common for most maghrebi 2nd/3rd gens? I mean you were raised as a French citizen first and foremost no?
Have you ever been to Algeria? I mean if you just recently started caring about these things then it must mean only your dad is Algerian. All for the best.
>homeschooling
Lucky. But how? I thought homeschooling wasn't legal in Fr*nce.
What do you plan on studying later (meme degree or STEM?)

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"Africa begins at the Pyrenees"
t. Alexandre Dumas
therefore Spain is /mena/
How do you do, fellow North Africans?

French auxilliaries that neither the french nor the algies liked
Nowadays it's used to denigrate muttghrebis who are more loyal to france and integrate better

you can smoke anywhere just not inside a mall or government buildings mate, it's like with europe. Public buildings =! on the street
interedasting
are your parents religious?

insha'Allah my brother

So what the American blacks would call "Uncle Tom"

Very interesting,I asked because the whole smoking thing wasn't well explained in what I read(as in some Muslims think it's a sin,some not)

most go by makrouh (hated)
hanafis (turks et. al) say it's directly haram (forbidden)
and yet nobody cares and over half the mena population smokes and in the case of turkey, drinks and fucks outside wedlock, etc.

saudis rent cheap cars and get high on captagon while drifting at 200kmph as entertainment since they can neither have sex nor drink unless they're filthy rich

>most go by makrouh
are you retarded?
anything dangeous to health and not necessary is forbidden
traitors who fought for france and ended up abandonned by it

6 Years of taking History and I know nothing.
Why has the school system failed me.

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>i don't smoke 20 makrouh a day

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Thanks for the information,where are you originally from? Or did you revert?

Don't pay attention to the 5wenji. There's no fatwa forbidding Cigarettes. Only مذهبات العقل. By his logic even taking the plane is haram since you could die at any moment.

more like 8-9 years, and you can throw most of it away anyway

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Are you Muslim?

youtube.com/watch?v=Mizo55muY2I
based scofield will be with us in hellfire
he will arrange us an espace just like prison break

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This is what got me confused because it being haram or not being haram was split for all the shit I read. Because in a way its hurtful for your body,but that would also be dependent on how much you smoke,do you actually inhale or just "puff" and so much would be haram by that logic

Nah,I don't have anything against Islam though.

>dangerous to health
>permitted
anything unnecessary that harms health in great quantity is forbidden in small quantity you dumb shit

>Nah,I don't have anything against Islam though.
You should

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Oh you're back.

Lel, leave Tunisia for once in your life and go ask Arabs in the Levant what they believe regarding it.

Sha'fis generally accept it as makrouh with only few scholars issuing fatawa regarding it being impermissible.
Hanafis are much less liberal, and mostly unanimously agree that it's forbidden
Maliki (your country) and Hanbali scholars are split, some calling it makrouh and others haram.
Worth noting that scholarly opinion also changes depending on country.
Why is it my duty to teach ar*Ps their own religious rulings, sheesh.

>Fatwas ruling that smoking is impermissible have been issued by sheikhs of all four Sunni schools of fiqh—Hanafi, Maliki, Shafi'i, and Hanbali—as well as by those of the Ibadi sect.

Salafis (traditionalists) generally say it's makrooh al-tahrimi, i.e worst kind of "hated" act, and haram if you force non-smokers to inhale the smoke passively.

Self-harm makes the best case for the fatawa issued regarding it being impermissible, yet it's disputed as some scholars point towards smoking infrequently or people of old age smoking without being dead (lol).

I'm originally Turkish. I'm self taught on most of these issues as it interested me once upon a time, and also because I've lived in the region. I never was particularly religious in practice.

Are you against Islam?

>Arabs in the Levant
Nonsense all levantine people I've spoken with insist they are 100 phoenician

My BA is in history and I'm not sure I learned anything in any of my history classes, other than how to write papers.

TL;DR without religion
It's harmful, don't smoke it.

Ok,thanks for answering

Hello

>Hanafis are much less liberal
suprising they're usually the most humane ( in the muslim scale ofc they'll still kill the apostate )

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Here's the thing man. Most Muslims aren't permitted to drink, yet they drink at least once in their lives. Most Muslims aren't permitted to have sex without marriage, yet most men are expected to lose their virginity by the time they're 25. Most Muslims aren't supposed to be hypocritical shits, and there are those who were born into the religion and only abide by what leaked from the religious text into societal norms and aren't necessarily practicing. So they'll engage in all kinds of debauchery and later say "astaghfirullah" and call it a day. All is forgiven. Clean slate.
Doesn't mean there aren't people who take the religion seriously (to the point where they're anal about it)
That's why, even though smoking is makrouh, 90% of Tunisian youth engage in chain smoking.

>My BA is in history
Do you not like food and money or what?

You'll find pan arabists and all kinds of other memesters in that region m8. I lived with SSNP Syrians once in Lebanon.
Yeah it's shit, I wish I never started though I'm down to less than a pack/week, but dont feel entirely ready to totally zero it out
yw
Yeah they are the most "modern" of the 4 schools. It's one of the few issues where they aren't the liberal school.

I recall one theorizing that each school represented different layers of society, and it made sense:
>hanafi
city-dwellers
>shafi
villagers
>hanbali
bedouins
>maliki
not sure tbqh, might be coastal people or africans, lol

who cares whether you're comitting sins or nah lol as long as you're saying the chahada you're going to the janna

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>999/1000 muslims aren't going directly to janna
>as for where they end up, it's not stated clearly
that's a sahih hadeeth m8 :)

did you read the rest of the hadith? it's about the people of gog and magog, the rest (1/100 ) are the humans, we're all going to janna if we're refering to this hadith, mohamed can't into maths apparently

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It's not as worthless as it seems, but I'll probably be working in HVAC in a few years.

Someone told me they hold up a queue in hell where everyone's naked and you wait your turn to be judged.

>So I take it that your parents and your local community wasn't the typical home away from home as is common for most maghrebi 2nd/3rd gens? I mean you were raised as a French citizen first and foremost no?
There has always been a lot of talks about algeria in this household but I've never cared about anything that wasn't home.
>Have you ever been to Algeria?
One time only when I was a child. We came to visit someone that was on his way to death.
>What do you plan on studying later
No idea. I'll let others decide.
yes, father prays everyday and mother tries.
he didn't fight tho and could visit algeria as much as he could. Most harkis were forced to join the french army for various reasons, so not exactly traitors out of their own will.

Well some scholars claim that Turks are gog/magog so I'm fucked
Yeah everyone's naked and nobody notices one another, everyone's "alone" mentally. It's quite distressing to think about.
What about you, what's your views on Islam?

>HVAC
Um...?
Also what period? Ancient Greece or more recent history centric.
A BA in History is nice if it paves the way for you to become an anthropologist. Otherwise, eh..

>Alexandre Dumas
That name felt familiar but I had an idea of an ikemen like pushkin, damn.

It could help me with anthro. I've thought about getting my MA in Anthropology. In the US, BAs in history are just general so if I specialized it would be during my master's.

HVAC is heating and cooling.

I don't think harkis were traitors or hold them in contempt
I understand they were in different unfavorable situations that pushed them to join the army
But again I'm not as passionate about their case as an algerian would be since they're much more important to the algerian zeitgeist than the tunisian one

> He will then take a handful from Fire and bring out from it people who never did any good and who had been turned into charcoal, and will cast them into a river called the river of life, on the outskirts of Paradise. They will come out as a seed comes cut from the silt carried by flood. You see it near the stone or near the tree. That which is exposed to the sun is yellowish or greenish and which is under the shade is white. They said: Messenger of Allah! it seems as if you had been tending a flock in the jungle. He (the Holy Prophet) said: They will come forth like pearls with seals on their necks. The inhabitants of Paradise would recognise them (and say): Those are who have been set free by the Compassionate One

my only hope

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Good night /mena/

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For what?

to finish in jannah whilst being a filthy kafir

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Sbala 5eer habititi ya 3mri

i like how you bastardize tosbe7 3ala 5eer to sbala 5eer. makes sense though, mostly in levantine it just sounds like "sba7ala 5eir"

Starting having doubt at 8. Became atheist at 14.
Also, the fln were hardly innocent but it's difficult for algerians to understand that actually. They were one of the biggest creators of harkis with their random assassinations of civilians for nothing so ofc some seeked france's protection when their lives were threatened. But I can only think so because I'm not an outsider and have heard a lot from actual harkis.
Goodnight :3

Pls post more Sisi memes

>t. subhuman
>t. subhuman
>t. subhuman

t. subhuman

anyone who gives excuses for h*rkis is a c*mmishit zi*scum

Stop using a subject you have no clue about for larping on 4channeln

I see. That's very young. I didn't question much if anything before I was around 18, my early teens were tainted by deep mental issues, crime, fighting, gaming/escapism and trying to get out a shitty environment. Wish I could go back 10 years tbqfh.

t. subhuman

>you have no clue about
>t. bougnoule diasposhit

is eating fries haram?it's very unhealthy

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I've had to deal with some tough issues too and islam was not helping me even if I tried when it was a bother and I've eventually starting doubting then gave up once I realized I disagreed with its moral. I was just told that god likes you the more you suffer so I wasn't satisfied with this explanation.
>t. newfriend
I only speak on stuff I know atleast a bit about.

Now there are 3 Egyptians posting from KSA 4 if you count the texan tranny Egyptian "girl"

NOODZ

I guess, what kind of things in particular? Like not being allowed to talk to boys and shit? I'm trying to think what could be limiting for you at that age