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how many of them you reckon will off themselves?

always howl when I see this image

- leftypol
i spend £30 a week on cigs

got no money lads spent 200 quid in the last week on going out and about to do it again
might have to give the bank of mum and dad a ring

youtube.com/watch?v=iTKJ_itifQg

enjoy the music of depeche mode

what brand of cigarettes do you smoke?
for me it's marlboro reds

freak

why do politicians speak with that fake posh accent why can't they speak to us like normal people, we all know no one actually talks like that anymore so why do they pretend they do?

vimeo.com/323316643
>record the whole funeral in HQ as if it's a wedding
>have a horse-drawn cart take the coffin to his favourite football team's stadium
>have a football themed coffin
>play shitty europop for the last 5 minutes of the video in a montage of people dancing at the reception
ah yes, Motherwell

youtube.com/watch?v=-3vRuOsMRlY

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That's a lot

what's that non-romantic, non-admirable feeling you get when you look at a really attractive young man?
it isn't envy and it isn't lust... dunno

any lads remember the 80s?
youtube.com/watch?v=3_TvpBwSZDM

luckies, unironically cause of madmen but I dont smoke often

Benny Golds

May Blackopscel punish you for this heresy

Reds and Golden Virginia tobacco

gv

camels

why spend money on things when you can spend it on other things?

that mtv looking bmb documentary gave me a couple of laughs

cutters choice

im not 80 years old, no

the techno-chad

B&H or Pall Mall

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Invest it in gold and sit on it until you die

anyone know why two 50 year olds were arrested over those st patricks day disco deaths?

already got 5 haircuts this year
still no gf

can't lie to me about your sekrit club, i've infiltrated it multiple times

you just talk about last night's match and moan about toilberg because you're afraid of doing it inside, could not be less chad if you tried

gonna have to make a will asap just so i can state please never do this to me

mental how there were englishmen and irishmen in the waffen SS

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yeh

this, so much this.

coming up to a year w/ no haircut now

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why is pall mall pronounced pell mell

Connected with the venue, it'll be corporate manslaughter charges.

but britain makes beer, sausage, cheese, breads, and other goods
it's more than just beans

on day 2 of nofap, already seeing massive improvements in my genetics

Remarkably few of either.

wish i was in dirlewangers unit

On another attempt to quit but marlboro reds (I'll smoke camel classics or lucky strike brown/red when abroad though) on a night out, american spirit blue rolling tobacco for the day-to-day
like my hi-tar hi-niccy content me

except you can get 99% of those things here in the UK now and they're often as good if not better than the 'originals'

>on day 2 of nofap, already seeing massive improvements in my genetics

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>smoking inside

You must work with some grim cunts if they want to do that

>why spend money on anything when you can save it
t.every miserable cunt on this website

*quickly turns the lights on and off and on and off while rattling your cage*
pet yank is getting uppity lads
might cut his food rations

>pell mell

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started taking fish oil and my facial bones are rearranging themselves

had a date set up this evening, she cancelled supposedly because of work
seemed apologetic, set up another later this week

still angery, sick of being a vf lads

Same reason hillsbreh

Can't help it. It's the Schwabenblut,

camel blues

>except you can get 99% of those things here in the UK now and they're often as good if not better than the 'originals'

LOL. cope.

Me? Laying on my side smoking some opium

the modern brit is a sick pervert and masturbates frequently - that is why they're all bald

why do people act like this? Remoaners see themselves as cute little bookshop owners in a Parisian alley sipping coffee in a moonlit cafe, when in reality they just went to Florence on holiday for a week a few years ago and work in the same call center as the Brexiteers in the office

If I had a date I'd be vomiting from nerves

du maurier blue

read the post paddy

strum strum

if i'd known we wouldn't be able to access food from europe i never would've voted against being ruled by a bunch of bureaucrats based in europe

look at wikipedia page lazy cunt

>The Pall Mall brand was introduced in 1899 by the Black Butler Company (UK) in an attempt to cater to the upper class with the first "premium" cigarette. It is named after Pall Mall, a well-known street in London.

>The street's name is derived from 'pall-mall', a ball game played there during the 17th century.

>Pall-mall is a lawn game that was mostly played in the 16th and 17th centuries, a precursor to croquet.

>The name comes from the Italian pallamaglio, which literally means 'ball mallet', ultimately derived from Latin palla, meaning 'ball', and malleus meaning 'maul, hammer, or mallet'. An alternative etymology has been suggested, from Middle French pale-mail or 'straw-mallet', in reference to target hoops being made of bound straw.

too easy, too easy
just this thread alone. proves I'm a better poster than you

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Forgot how banging oxide and neutrino were lads

some nutter stabbed two people with a screwdriver at my local tescos.

wanked my hairline away again lads

purple haze

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myself? lying on my side smoking a pint

Lad who found the company had a speech impediment

if she bails again ditch her

Is Tesco visited by mostly weird people in the UK too?

is Tescos the Walmart of the UK?

dem keeds

sitting back and shooting up a speedball

>organise date with girl on Tuesday for Wednesday
>texts me at 8am the next morning:
>Hiya
>Hey what's up
>Just watching the news over a coffee
This is an unprecedented level of clinginess

Weird people in every supermarket

Is it laying or lying
I always forget

Snell mell

Big fan of Humber wine

No. That's Asda, literally owned by Wallymart although they're trying to shed it at the moment.

Me? Lying in bed ripping fat clouds of 20mg grape flavoured ejuice on a kanger subvod

calculated gage error today lads

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holy fuck thats sick whats your pg bruh

Why are you posting this a week later you cretin

brexit simplified:
baked beans vs dutch elms disease, volkswagen sciroccos and continental philosophy

Fuck off, you little bitch.

you can all go suck a turd out ya nan's arse