alcoholism edition
/cum/ canada usa mexico
you literally said it in the previous thread
>fart
>it smells like spaghetti and meatballs
>haven't had spaghetti in months
God I just want a gf...
americans can't drink
bet?
Happy right now
>whoa dude you drank 3 whole beers do you want to talk about something? i'm worried about you man addiction is no joke
Are there still heretics in America that don't acknowledge Donald Trump as the one true president?
FO:NV is such a comfy game /cum/buddies
Literally nobody has said this to me before.
Nevertheless 3 is my limit nowadays. Back when I first got into drinking I drank about 7 beers before someone told me cool it.
wait a minute is that....
>NV
>Skyrim UI
Hell yeah. 500 hours logged and I still keep playing it.
surely there are
i'm sweating...
3 days without food and still no appetite.
hmm.
youtube.com
>siblings never text or call me unless they need something
>mother says i seem depressed lately
>tell her "yeah, maybe"
>suddenly an influx of "hey wanna get a beer some time" or "let's go to opening day" texts
Fucking bitch why is she such a gossip queen
If only Oblivion made an Elder Scrolls game. Now that would be a true Game of The Year.
pls tell him to send me ab pics
let me smell your feet
>trusting the vagina
jej
go eat dummy dumbdumb
You just realized this? If you tell your mother anything they'll tell the rest of the family.
He’s extremely cucked by his girlfriend now so he probably won’t
She doesn’t even let him go out on weekends
*sips*
go eat stupid
Fuck I meant Obsidian, not Oblivion lol
Every time I interact with my mother lately, she sucks me into some stupid political argument, which I don’t even enjoy discussing
halo bros where are you?
Take a look at this thread if you want to brighten up your day
at least try
My dad never stops talking at all. Even if you don't reply and go watch tv instead.
What ever happened to the cumposter who knocked up a girl and is now stuck paying child support?
an hero
youtube.com
I'm gonna buy some nuggets later, gotta do work.
>uncapped framerate
>customs browser
>potential mod support
It's coming home bros
fuck nuggets
Gonna take a shower and go for a walk, lads.
I am thinking
>tfw kids with whom you pretty much have nothing in common are gonna start turning 18 next year
it's over
anyone else getting a lot of cloudflare errors?
shan’t be playing gaylo reacharound anytime soon
Thinking about which movie I should watch tonight.
i want focalin.
September 11th, 2019 is a pretty big one. After that date there’ll be 18 year olds running around who weren’t even alive for 9/11
Yeah it happens when I click on threads then I refresh and it's fine
tell him its for me
Gas prices are rising again
>finish long ass job application
>get to the end where it asks me to answer a survey about experience needed for this job
>don't meet any of the qualifications
Glad I was recommended this and wasted an hour on it
mother is gonna buy shitty little caesars
you should have demanded tendies
Reminder that Michel Foucault spend the last years of his life in gay saunas of San Francisco and died of AIDS
Lion
wtf little caesars pepperoni is the best pizza that side of $15
Just fill it with random shit, who cares.
quick tell her to buy good lil caesars
indersestig
Gf really isn't good at keeping a secret workplace relationship secret at fucking all and she was one of the biggest proponents of keeping it on the down low
lil c’s is the only place in my city selling Detroit style pizza but they’re only in the suburbs and I never feel like driving half an hour or more into the middle of nowhere for some pizza
I've made my decision, I'm gonna watch a Korean crime film tonight. I tell you man, Korean filmmakers are on fire when it comes to those type of movies.
a possible side effect of focalin and ritalin is painful long lasting erections.
tell him "kys"
That's very cute of her.
Thats a gud movie
gonna start taking cold showers
People are amazingly bad at keeping secrets. If you want something on the downlow you really can’t let anyone in on it
I’ve had something ($) on the go that I want to keep quiet for several months now, and all my family and friends are fucking losing it, begging to know what it is literally every time they see me
eh not really
I'm not fucking joking, Korean Horror movies have one of the best soundtracks.
I'm gonna watch it tonight, nice.
I don't currently have a gf and don't plan to anytime soon
Can I still join the cool kids of /cum/
I'm probably imagining her doing something cutesy, does she arrogantly brag about it or something?
My credit score is close to 800
ingest some edible material you unintelligent hominid
Took literally half an hour for my relationship with my gf to spread to our coworkers because she’s friends with all of the girls and told all of them as soon as I left
no incels stay
nah she just has breakdowns at work all the time and asks for me so now basically everyone knows
Yikes, I don't know why I wrote "fucking joking."
Sounds like a real catch u got there haha
>i have a girlfriend
I got an ad for American Apparel. I thought they went out of business
if you've never had a gf you're not allowed to post in /cum/
that's one rare vapeman
what do you call your mom and dad
>American Apparel is currently owned by Gildan Activewear and makes most of its garments in Honduras and Nicaragua.[11]
Never mind
My mother worked for American Apparel
Usually by their first names. I have them saved in my phone contacts as Ned and Judy
little caesars is without a doubt the worst pizza I've ever had
condolences
Mom and dad
Mama/Papa
In retail or in the business/financial side?
Mom and papa
madre y padre
dead :(
Neither, the manufacturing side lol.
:(
how did they died?
Lel. Did she like it or was it sweat shop tier?