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alcoholism edition

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you literally said it in the previous thread

>fart
>it smells like spaghetti and meatballs
>haven't had spaghetti in months
God I just want a gf...

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americans can't drink

bet?

Happy right now

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>whoa dude you drank 3 whole beers do you want to talk about something? i'm worried about you man addiction is no joke

Are there still heretics in America that don't acknowledge Donald Trump as the one true president?

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FO:NV is such a comfy game /cum/buddies

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Literally nobody has said this to me before.
Nevertheless 3 is my limit nowadays. Back when I first got into drinking I drank about 7 beers before someone told me cool it.

wait a minute is that....

>NV
>Skyrim UI

Hell yeah. 500 hours logged and I still keep playing it.

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surely there are

i'm sweating...

3 days without food and still no appetite.
hmm.
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>siblings never text or call me unless they need something
>mother says i seem depressed lately
>tell her "yeah, maybe"
>suddenly an influx of "hey wanna get a beer some time" or "let's go to opening day" texts
Fucking bitch why is she such a gossip queen

If only Oblivion made an Elder Scrolls game. Now that would be a true Game of The Year.

pls tell him to send me ab pics

let me smell your feet

>trusting the vagina

jej

go eat dummy dumbdumb

You just realized this? If you tell your mother anything they'll tell the rest of the family.

He’s extremely cucked by his girlfriend now so he probably won’t
She doesn’t even let him go out on weekends

*sips*

go eat stupid

Fuck I meant Obsidian, not Oblivion lol

Every time I interact with my mother lately, she sucks me into some stupid political argument, which I don’t even enjoy discussing

halo bros where are you?
Take a look at this thread if you want to brighten up your day

at least try

My dad never stops talking at all. Even if you don't reply and go watch tv instead.

What ever happened to the cumposter who knocked up a girl and is now stuck paying child support?

an hero

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I'm gonna buy some nuggets later, gotta do work.

>uncapped framerate
>customs browser
>potential mod support
It's coming home bros

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fuck nuggets

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Gonna take a shower and go for a walk, lads.

I am thinking

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>tfw kids with whom you pretty much have nothing in common are gonna start turning 18 next year
it's over

anyone else getting a lot of cloudflare errors?

shan’t be playing gaylo reacharound anytime soon

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Thinking about which movie I should watch tonight.

i want focalin.

September 11th, 2019 is a pretty big one. After that date there’ll be 18 year olds running around who weren’t even alive for 9/11

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Yeah it happens when I click on threads then I refresh and it's fine

tell him its for me

Gas prices are rising again

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>finish long ass job application
>get to the end where it asks me to answer a survey about experience needed for this job
>don't meet any of the qualifications
Glad I was recommended this and wasted an hour on it

mother is gonna buy shitty little caesars

you should have demanded tendies

Reminder that Michel Foucault spend the last years of his life in gay saunas of San Francisco and died of AIDS

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Lion

wtf little caesars pepperoni is the best pizza that side of $15

Just fill it with random shit, who cares.

quick tell her to buy good lil caesars

indersestig

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Gf really isn't good at keeping a secret workplace relationship secret at fucking all and she was one of the biggest proponents of keeping it on the down low

lil c’s is the only place in my city selling Detroit style pizza but they’re only in the suburbs and I never feel like driving half an hour or more into the middle of nowhere for some pizza

I've made my decision, I'm gonna watch a Korean crime film tonight. I tell you man, Korean filmmakers are on fire when it comes to those type of movies.

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a possible side effect of focalin and ritalin is painful long lasting erections.

tell him "kys"

That's very cute of her.

Thats a gud movie

gonna start taking cold showers

People are amazingly bad at keeping secrets. If you want something on the downlow you really can’t let anyone in on it

I’ve had something ($) on the go that I want to keep quiet for several months now, and all my family and friends are fucking losing it, begging to know what it is literally every time they see me

eh not really

I'm not fucking joking, Korean Horror movies have one of the best soundtracks.

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I'm gonna watch it tonight, nice.

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I don't currently have a gf and don't plan to anytime soon
Can I still join the cool kids of /cum/

I'm probably imagining her doing something cutesy, does she arrogantly brag about it or something?

My credit score is close to 800

ingest some edible material you unintelligent hominid

Took literally half an hour for my relationship with my gf to spread to our coworkers because she’s friends with all of the girls and told all of them as soon as I left

no incels stay

nah she just has breakdowns at work all the time and asks for me so now basically everyone knows

Yikes, I don't know why I wrote "fucking joking."

Sounds like a real catch u got there haha

>i have a girlfriend

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I got an ad for American Apparel. I thought they went out of business

if you've never had a gf you're not allowed to post in /cum/

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that's one rare vapeman

what do you call your mom and dad

>American Apparel is currently owned by Gildan Activewear and makes most of its garments in Honduras and Nicaragua.[11]
Never mind

My mother worked for American Apparel

Usually by their first names. I have them saved in my phone contacts as Ned and Judy

little caesars is without a doubt the worst pizza I've ever had
condolences

Mom and dad

Mama/Papa

In retail or in the business/financial side?

Mom and papa

madre y padre

dead :(

Neither, the manufacturing side lol.

:(
how did they died?

Lel. Did she like it or was it sweat shop tier?