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losing my hair but don’t have the beard coverage to compensate, fugg

post pict

also got a smol but expanding bald spot on my crown

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Ha....mulain gundul ini

i wanna fuck **relia boys what the fuck T^T

OH NO NO NO

I shave it all off occasionally and it looks decent but I’m too fat rn to pull it off kek
I think I’m just gonna dope in more facial hair while waiting for the nips to release their cure

Fuck guys I think I don't really like this girl that much; I think I just like her because I think I have a chance

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Do /asean/ bvlls like bule girl?

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Tell me about Jeffrey Cheah: why is he so rich?

careful being orbiter

Fuckable but not brideable, high on maintenance, tend to be disloyal, just wanna a girl that accompany myself in highest or lowest point in my life.

Just do it, either she grows on you or you just get your dick wet and move on

Most of them are gold diggers, so no.

Only banged one whiteoid and she was taller than me and had a fishy smelling pussy and has probably fucked black guys but overall was pretty sexy and id do it again desu

pengen ngentot gan

>why is he so rich
Because he's a chink.

what do to to increase your mod power besides account age?

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you are all sohai
this thread is kanasai
you should all jiak sai
or I kan your mother chau ci bai

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Has any Indons here ever tried Bandeng presto before? do you eat it as snack or side dish during meal?

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just check them in your home from the gallery.

Just learned about Ibadi and it seems a pretty based kind of islam...
Wonder if there are people who follows it in indo

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people used to always ask me to bring them that shit when I lived in s*marang, dont really see the appeal myself

Eat them with rice and the accompanied sambal lah
You eat with the bone, it is soft enough.

pretty good stuff imo, side dish for me

you just cant go wrong with fishes

>fish anything
Enjoy your duri.

>bandeng presto
>duri

absolutely atrocious texture, mediocre taste

Have been to Oman, can confirm

well thats just your opinion man

Wtf why is this shit so complicated

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They sent Emissaries to east java occasionally had relationship with Nahdlatul ulama since around 30s

Fuck you, i just snapped my neck

>not turning your phone 90 degrees

>cook like a mi kuah
>end photo is a mi goreng

>using phone

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>browsing forums on your pc instead of in bed with your comfy Smart Phone in 2013+6
Ya and it says 3 steps but there’s 7 wtf

Gua udah memutuskan untuk Golput, any Golputer here?

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And why did they put a quote MATANG?
What a strange noodle

Congratiolations to Indonesia with their victory in the Dutch elections today :-D
Whoever wins, it will certainly be a party led by someone with Indo heritage.

hai hollander

Whats the brand name? is this sold in regular Indomaret etc? i wanna buy it just to be hanged in front of my door room
>Muslim?
Yes
>Why?
Fuck anyone disturbing my meditation attaining 2D Nirvana.

Be wary of noodle box lottery fraud my frens

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Idk where the sell it I took it from my frens room

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Wait what happened?

>Indonesia with their victory in the Dutch elections today
wait what?

We're having elections today and the leaders of all parties that have a chance of winning have some Indonesian blood. I figured you might have a chuckle at that.

Wait what? Explain.

GEKOLONISEERD

only fish i eat since i too lazy remove duri

hope the one with pureblood win

time for payback

COME BACK :(

>We
>Dutch

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>have some Indonesian blood
That means nothing. Even our natives no longer want anything to do with this country. Once they go abroad and get good jobs, they'll move there permanently. Let alone hapas. So if you're worried they're gonna start making policy that benefits Indonesia or something, don't worry because they won't.

I like it. I only eat this thing for every once a year as a side dish. But it still can't hold a candle against my all time favorite salted queenfish.

Indo blood have that charisma after all if you mix it with whites

For tourisms maybe
I don't think anyone remotely worries about that.
>That means nothing. Even our natives no longer want anything to do with this country. Once they go abroad and get good jobs, they'll move there permanently.
Then why do Indonesian labourers abroad wear clothes with flags and other national symbols on them?

Masih belum tau bung

don't mind him, he's just the typical self hating type (usually chink). Most Indonesians are very nationalistic.

>Then why do Indonesian labourers abroad wear clothes with flags and other national symbols on them?
Dude, you know how brainwhased our people is with muh nationalism? It's comparable with murrican, only way poorer.

>Labourers
>Good jobs

You are not a native Dutch arent you?

Globalist pawns indeed

But, everytime I met a foreign nationals that had spend time in Indonesia they wish to be back again.
Chinese Indonesia (and other mixed indo) people that went to china wish that they could be back here again.
Love for your nation won't change evwn if you are working abroad
I think you never actually met a Indonesian diaspora abroad.

That's right, pic related.
They count as natives who should no longer want anything to do with the country at least.
So like the PRC Chinese then?

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I don't think PRC people have autistic nationalism, i think they are more realist and opportunist.

I miss going through home improvement magazine in dutch. They have prices too for each item and is where I learn my tidbits of the language.

>Han race
>People of Chinese descent are property of the state must work on the rise of New China
>.People of Chinese descent must agree on Scs claim otherwise a traitor

not even Indo dutch or javanese suriname are this autistic

Guys I hear sadpanda apply region block now. Try visit this without proxy
exhentai.org/g/594380/e51f47f255/
exhentai.org/g/527595/4effd12fbf/
exhentai.org/g/666260/d64e50bf3e/

We are not Chinese commie , Those Indos chose to be part of the Dutch society not as Indonesian despite dutch native racism back then and had nothing to do with Indonesian current politic

Ever made one of those Korean anus destroyer? The seasoning is mixed with small amount of liquid and cooked on low heat, then you put the noodle into the pan and stir it until the liquid evaporates. You must do this with those upmarket instant noodles like Nissin otherwise you'd ended up with bland soupy fried noodle.

Can confirm.
Fucking jewcob i swear.

Fuck muh porn sekrit club. I'm only gonna visit nhentai from now on.

Maybe the people in charge, but I'm afraid most of the Chinese actually believe the patriotic propaganda.
Why did you have Dutch home improvement magazines in Indonesia?
>Those Indos chose to be part of the Dutch society not as Indonesian despite dutch native racism back then and had nothing to do with Indonesian current politic
That's true, but people have long since stopped being racist against them. Jokes aside, that died in the 1960's.
Still, in the eyes of your average Dutch person, new Indonesian immigrants and their children belong to the same group anyway.

"Dimana bumi berpijak disitu langit dijunjung" this is our old saying sharing similar meaning with when in Rome, Do as Romans do.
we do not encourage our people to immigrate, our visa already among the weakest, just abandon those unselected and unchecked Immmigrations will ya?

where can I find a christian indonesian gf??

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Your local Ausfag megachurch. There is one in Tokyo I think.

papua

This

I'm not sure he wants a black gf.

You need to eat more meat or something that increase testosterone. This is me 1 week not shaving

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look pedo tbhfam, especially if you wear your kopiah.

I can look like your typical terrorist if im not shaving for 4 months

>Yuugiri got blocked
NOOOOO

wtf I thought malay-chan is a twink

>look like your typical terrorist
seems redundant mang

Toba and this