/brit/

Absolutely obsessed. Having commie colonies is comfy.

Martin Luther coon haha

how easy is it to steal a girl from their bf

HE

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Why do so many Indians live in Africa?

WHAT'S HE DOING

wtf is he up to now :]

The sponsors aren't happy
Janitor still does it for free

THE CUSTODIAN HAS MADE HIS PREENCE KNOWN!

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I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I'm the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can.

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>JANNY'D

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork loisense* my name is nigel but u can call me t3h Se4gUlL oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very british!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet british ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch antiques roadshow w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO british!!!! hes british 2 of course but i want 2 meet more british ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
TALLY-HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

want to smash my fist to a bloody fucking pulp against my wall but not too keen on the pain x

had a little laugh at this

Want to bang my sister, if you know what I mean

GET REKT LEAF

>im 13 years old
JANNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You're needed

JANNY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNY

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any games worth playing lads?

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Have any of you seen Gavin?

Soak it in ice first x

How much is the shooting still playing in Aussie media?

There was a reason this pasta was 'random' and posted in /b/

I'd play with those titties if you know what I mean.

Conscientiousness is about how a person controls, regulates, and directs their impulses. Individuals with a high level of conscientiousness on a career test are good at formulating long-range goals, organizing and planning routes to these goals, and working consistently to achieve them. Despite short-term obstacles they may encounter. Other people usually perceive a conscientious personality type as a responsible and reliable person.

However, individuals who score high in conscientiousness on a personality test can be compulsive perfectionists and workaholics. They might also be seen as being boring or inflexible.

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How do you lads normally get into the mood for prepping the BBC before it enters your gf?

400ml in 1.5 hrs and I'm still reasonably sober

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD IM SO LONELY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Spit on her cunt and then slip my big British cock right in

@5:20
as if it's a massive surprise this is a pedo though
youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

kek this is not me

giving the buttplug a good waggle usually sorts me

prey

her-my-oh-knee

i dont watch telly so idk what its like on there and the only radio station i listen to is a boomer radio station and they talk about it a fair bit but they usually would play out stuff like that a lot
id guess its mostly forgotten about it all already though except for when hes in court and stuff like that they will bring it up again 2bh ive heard more about 4ch and 8ch than the shooting lately

completed it lad

me? yeah I totally don't have goals haha nah I just go where life takes me y'know?

*surreptitiously avoids talking about how I'd like to have a family of my own some day and a house with a nice garden and maybe a dog and the kids will have nice and fulfilling lives*

haha yeah

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Want her to fart on my face.

Yeah
Game of life .x

Oh alright, fair enough. Assumed it may have been more prominent since NZ's never had anything like that happen but that's a pretty fair news cycle.

good lad
perdition, or a mind without limits?

Her-me-own-ee

me too
I hate it

Join a pro brexit group and make a YouTube channel

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>hey user do you remember ?
haha no I don't remember that

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day 3(0?) - maximum leptins edition
mouth felt weird and slimy, like having very mild phlegm.
drank water, doesn't make a real difference in the long run
-- drank some electrolytes too. fucking won't piss a damn thing :'^).

also made some meatloaf-ey dumplings.
removed sosij from casing and added milk soaked bread as filler.
made the dough somewhat thick so i hope it wasn't bread-ey

didn't eat it. i do not rack disciprine.
looks like pic related.

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I’m a dog porn producer

rdr2

*Remembers it when trying to sleep*
*Starts shouting forbidden expletives compulsively*

>I’m a dog porn producer

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been decreasing time spent here,
forgot to say blog out :^)

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janny deleted the last thread because i asked about tactics for stealing girlfriends off of people

forbidden and dangerous knowledge no doubt.

I'm sure I'll find someone eventually haha

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i want to watch freddy got fingered now
daddy would you like some sausages

doing a read

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someone for what?

cant remember exactly since I played it on launch but I saved nearly everyone and then chose to side with your brother which shows you're an alien

HAHAHAHA WOW ITS SO FUNNY HAHA HE SAID A SILLY THING HAHA YEAH WOW HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH SAUSAGES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH HE DID A SILLY VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA WOW HAHAHA WOAH HAHAHAHA YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YEAH

fuck off

based. its her choice -- the surprise is that
most people are in a shitty relationship
you have to earn it user. else im sure you will
*patpat*

I feel physically sick and can't sleep as a result, what should I do lads?

Shut up

yes, its telling that he used a cheap, mass produced rifle
all these 'experts' are robbing a living

>#NotAllMuslims
>#YesAllWhiteAussies

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beep
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beep beep
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

LOL I remember reading the first few Harry Potter books before the first movie came out and pronouncing Hermione all wrong.

Want to smell her farts tbqh.

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having a shower usually helps bud.
get better soon

Reckon /tv/ must have the highest amount of zoomers of any board on Jow Forums and 4channel

Wish I was a virgin
I'd make a Faustian pact to become a virgin again
I despise women but I still fuck them
You love women but don't fuck them
Makes one think

/v/ has to be pretty high surely
those zoomers and their computer gaming

>not /v/

Australians are pretty racist though

Did you say it like Her-me-own

>chilling with the gf
>ask her what she wants to do
>say we should find a hobby
>she says i dont know
>i suggest going to the mall on saturday nights to play DnD with people
>she says ok it seems cool
>next saturday we go
>before we go in i say no PDA or the nerds will get jealous and hate us

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calm down lol

I will

>straight males are literally sexually attracted to vaginas

still totally boggles my mind...

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Take your meds

the 175 IQ start is to tease each others crotches under the table and to leave early in the middle of the game to go fuck

haha nerds should be made to feel bad

Based gamer

...

more like ignorance is bliss?
im a v-card holder and im aware of really
terrible potential vices in people.

i just hope my oneitis hasn't one :'^(
or my future waifu - who meets this standard - exists at all

Piss off gimp

GAMERS RISE UP!

i hope you do
im praying for you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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that movie was epic back in the day hah hah

playing space station 13

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g-gimp??
watch out for nerds, they are the extremely
degenerate ones from all the repression.