Here we admit our bad habits that we have on Jow Forums

I have a tendency to think of Jow Forums as a game, where the goal is to make other countries look bad and your own country look good. So whenever I see a thread critical of America I go out of my way to defend it no matter how ridiculous it is, and then I realize that no one else is playing this game when I see how angry other countries get at me for writing that stuff.

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I am phoneposting rigth now so i can’t

I act as if i were attracted to little girls.

are amerimutts really this retarded?

I don’t get why people always spam this legofaced retard in the first place.

stop having a life, loser.

It's pretty much the opposite of the soyboy wojak meme

I don’t have a life actually, i just can’t be bothered to turn on my computer to make a voice recording.

You do that on reverse. Bash Finland whenever possible and post fake news.

Sometimes, I make extremely terrible posts out of boredom. I'm really sorry.

I post some KARA BOGA threads time to time, but I'm redpilling people not shitposting.

I piss in the sink instead of the toiled because I can rest my dick on the sinks edge

I also study every place I enter with the power of my diagnosed autism for places to enter/exit, where the cameras are and how the doors are locked

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I am convinced that Jow Forums is just 50 people who use proxies

no just the gayposters

I shoplift a lot every week. Doesn't even give me a rush any more, I just like saving money.

>tfw lifted soap, razors, socks and a new pair of sandals yesterday
>saved around 40 euro

I suspect that it is a domino effect that has occured where people see these pictures spammed so often, then start to do it themselves. Then become unable to set their standard for male attractiveness any lower than that, which makes them insecure and therefore making their need of spamming him bigger.

And i will defend it until my last breath

Show your passport bro. Just blur the name and show your passport.

Huh, you would have thougth that with todays technology and surveillance equipment that this should not be possible.

What? I don't even have a passport.. Never left the country and never will so what's the point?

cringe

>todays technology and surveillance equipment
Maybe Norway is different but only the fancier shops have cameras here. 9/10 places only have the ceiling mirror ball thing that is 100% useless.
Places like City Gross, Netto, Lidl, Coop etc don't have cameras.

>t.ftm fujo

I race bait a lot because I love to troll, sometimes it goes out of control. Please forgive me Jow Forums.

Lol, of course they do. Do you even know how insurance works? Anyway, it's not like there is a guy sitting there watching cameras or reviewing the time, you will never be caught because of a security camera in in a convenience store because it they won't notice the theft for a long time. In a smaller store if they see something is missing within the day or so you for sure will be on camera.

All shops here have surveillance cameras placed around the shops in angles that leave no place to shoplift without getting caugth on camera, at my local shop though there is one isle that don’t have a security camera recording it but it is the isle with all the random things like scissors, candles and tennis rackets and shit that people rarely buy anyway.

>of course they do
No, they literally don't. I've worked in several large grocery stores and the only security is the mirror thing. The only store I worked in that had any kind of active security was Ica Maxi and they had one security guard plus 2 cameras covering the entry and exit.

I assume everyone here is a cunt unless they use a pic of a crying frog

I have no more tears left fren

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I lie and LARP constantly

What if I post self-portraits of a despondent polish man

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i assume everyone is an american on vacation

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I eat my boogers

This. I constanlty pretend to be a arab/russian/turk/pole etc. and when someone calls me out on it I close the tab

I day dream of experiencing something hugely catastrophic. Like a massive earthquake, nuclear terrorist attack, sink hole that eats up half the city etc etc.
Been obsessed about such things since I was a kid.

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Krautoid

Yeah I'm not going to believe you are, I've worked in insurance for a decade and standard practice for any convenience store is to have cameras that cover the entire store, else you are never going to be accepted for insurance by any insurance company. This is standard practice in literally the entire world including third world countries.

That includes Lidl which you claim don't have cameras.

Lidl have camera but only at the wall at the end of the store where you pay for your stuff. They cover maybe 30% of the store.

Other than that there's nothing but spotlights and the mirror ball

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This, I have four Jow Forums passes in order to use different flags and talk to myself at once. I often gaypost under different flags with myself and fap to it. That's not all, I commonly use those flags outside of gayposting to hide the shameful leaf and pretend I am actually a foreigner. I like posting as a Finn, a Turk, a Russian, a Pole, a Greek, a Hungarian, or a Swede.

why gaypost with yourself when there are plenty of us willing to do it with you

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I have literally lost count of all the different personalities I have invented to bait (You)s

that i still spend some of my time here.

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There is a flag who I never fight or argue back with because my ex who was the greatest thing to happen to my life was from there

That would make me feel guilty for lying to my Jow Forums bf of any given time, plus don't want to bother finding catfish pics all the time in case someone asks. Plus I sometimes don't even get replies.
Same, do it on other boards too, and some of my personalities span multiple websites, e.g. having an Interpals account of an alter ego who also posts on /cp/.

I stopped trying to have a serious discussion like 3 years ago, I'm only shitposting since then.

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i've felt bad for the christchurch victims and am conflicted

im not even gay and i gaypost all the time ironically and i have never posted any pics lol i just gaypost enough to get (You)'s and it always works

I proxy and sometimes (often) derail entire threads to the point where they get removed when an argument doesn't go my way

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I assume that Asian posters are all foreigners who are living there as language teachers or something,

That's not a bad habit, that's just being realistic.

I can't commit for anything in the long term, I keep jumping between activities and quit them without really improving. I eventually go back to it again before quitting. It's like a circle. Even with videos game or entertainment. at first I spend easily 8 hours a day doing/practicing the things, and then get fed up/bored of it. I can't help it, in the end I achieve nothing besides being depressed.
Even my friends joke about it kek.
How can I change ?

No idea. I'm the opposite. I hate change and have had the same hobbies, lifestyle etc for over a decade.

I would give everything to be more like you, because of this weird habit I can't become proficient in anything. It's as if I was a children, discovering the world by trying everything, sadly it gets me nowhere

Doesn't really get me anywhere either. I have a low income job (librarian) and hobbies that I've already reached my goals for (I play the accordion and hike) but I feel no reason to get new ones.

I guess then that we are opposites and a balance of both is preferable

Yep

>tfw Australia and Canada in the same thread

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I hope a sinkhole opens up beneath me

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That boring is life there that you crave 3rd world-tier catastrophes?

you two should get married to each other

Nothing ever happens here. Never.

Get checked for ADHD

>I suspect that it is a domino effect that has occured where people see these pictures spammed so often, then start to do it themselves
It's called a meme

I post this video link
youtube.com/watch?v=OVptq3uvP2s

I imagine the gayposters as frail feminine twinks and then I fap to that...
Anyone else?

This is what happens when journalists come here to post after a habbenig

Already did when I was a teenager (when I had some mental health issue) but the neurologist concluded that I didn't have ADHD, and that the symptoms might have been caused by my medication.
This period of my life fucked me up big time, the drugs worsened this change, I feel like I function differently. I was somewhat successful last year, got a gf,my driving license, highschool degree (2 years late), moved out from my parent's house, got back in the city where all of my friends were. but I fucked it up kek, crazy how it takes years to build something and month to destroy it. Anyway I'm rambling and blogposting.
The point is it might be something induced by these trouble as a teenager, but I don't know if it's pathological

I imagine myself as a 6'5" gigachad fucking all the Jow Forums gayposting twinkboys, but in reality I am a pathetic manlet (femoid) on roids.

Some people seem to take it very seriously though, this is just speculation for the most part.

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I make posts about gnosticsm with gigachad

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I make "if I get 5 (You)s I will post a pic of the twin lolis I babysit" posts

I love (You)s so much

if you give this fucking pedo italian any (You)s I WILL find you and I WILL say mean words to you

>favelados are at least bilingual

Unitedstatian genious grasping at the world, everyone.

This!

How did I felt back into this vortex?