Fuck you, El Salvador will eventually become a first world country

rude

Nah mate. Don't be delusional. Nobody will ever take this shithole seriously. There are better chances at Central America joining back for no reason than for this place to become first world. At least i will die knowing this place as a shithole only.

In order to solve all this crap you need to
1. Kill all the maras
2. Kill all their families (kids and parents)
3. Kill all the corrupt judges
4. Kill all the druglord politicians
5. Enforce the law
6. Educate the people so they don't think it's every faggot fending for himself
7. Educate everyone in the rural areas so they don't do retarded shit like killing each other over nothing or waiting for their bodies to fall apart until they seek medical attention.
8. Hunt down the cliques in every single institution (Fuck hospitals man, Fuck the police too, fuck every lazy workers syndicate, Fuck everyone.)
9. Steal all the land from campesinos and repurpose it for industry, reforestation and modernized agriculture
10. Tell the private companies to fuck off and force them to obey the law

Tell me about central america, what makes each nation different from the others? the only one I know to be distinct is Belize because it was ours.

But still man, one thing i actually am proud of from living in this shithole is that this is the only place in the world where nobody gives a single shit about law. We live in partial anarchy, we can speed whenever, kill whoever (in discreet ways) Do whatever the fuck we want with roadpaint and roadsigns, drive without license plates, make shitty speedbumps that damage cars anywhere, Put your hut in the middle of the street, pirate all you want, everything you fucking dreamed off.

And that my fellow friend is why we are still like shiy. Nobody gives a shiy about anything, we let ourselves be killed by maras and governed by corrupt fucks. That kind of mentality must stop for the greater good.

I don't know. As far as i know Costa Rica is the only civilized one which doesn't have an army. After Costa Rica, El Salvador is the richer of the bunch and a huge murderous shithole you can survive in if you know where to walk. Guatemala has disastrous public health, both that and Honduras are the drug corridor. There's some shit going on in Nicaragua and it's a nice place where corrupt politicians hide from the law (which gets applied only to select politicians that have fallen in disgrace with the right wing party [Right wing here means Private Company oriented])

By proxy probably like Spain in europe, after Mexico, Costa Rica and Panama become first world.

Nobody can do shit about it man. The retarded mass of street sellers and their ganghellspawn is the majority of this country. Politics appeal to them, never to the middle class who gets the shit done. Besides everyone these days is too busy with their shit middle class enjoying their freedom to meme instead of forcing politicians to get things running.

Ask any 20something fuck, they're all contrarian/right winger mashup that don't give a shit about anything, they put on their leash and treat any genuine complaint as ironic shitposting. They took the entire fucking pension of our parents and the fucks do nothing about it, They're privatizing water and they can't see what that means in this bloodsucked corrupt shithole. They'd rather meme about Funes taking vacations in Nica or Bukele being muslim. Best you can do is enjoy the fire.

By the way, our historical daycare was set on fire today and no one gives a shit about it.

Do you get scared of leaving the house? Are you afraid of being kidnapped to become a gang member? Are you ashamed of admitting your nationality online?

I was ashamed before, not anymore thanks to all this shitposting.

Nothing happens in your own neighborhood, unless you live in the border of opposing gang territories. Otherwise, gangs are just the new cops, let them check your ID and nothing happens (if you don't live in their enemy's turf).

>Bukele being muslim
Is he even a muslim, not that it matters but I imagine they just assume turk/arab/etc= muslim. I mean Siman is catoholic and has Palestinian roots ffs

That's terrible. How did your people let it get this bad? I think you should try to move to Mexico

Bukele is catholic (I think). His dad was a genuine muslim, his family comes from Palestine, like most businessmen here.

Kek. Fuck Mexico. I legit don't want to get beheaded by narcos, and worse listen all day to their melodious speech.

How did it get this bad? After the war amnesty was set to protect key people from both sides from being trialed for their warcrimes. The right wing party that got businessmen involved in drug dealing decided to steal as much fucking money as they could and not give a single shit about the consequences of the war such as broken families getting back from the US with gang nigger influence. They made it so cops would overlook almost every crime and that judges would set free everyone unless the case passed through countless bureaucratic walls in elongated processes that would end up expiring and letting the fuckers roam free in impunity. Gangs became a major economical force so they're given politic influence as well.

We live in something really unique. The degeneracy of democracy into some fucked kind of feudalism. We have public corridors and the rest of the place consists of tiny kingdoms with law of their own.

When there's no other countries standing maybe.

>melodious speech
Is that supposed to be an insult? Lol

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>I legit don't want to get beheaded by narcos
Are you planning to join a cartel like your fellow maras? because that's how you lose your head around here

Not him, however I'm curious if the victims you see on videos snuff from carteles are people related somehow with them or just innocents with bad luck

They kill some unlucky bastard sometime for stupid reasons, but they kill each other most of the time. Narcos don't want to make noise or "calentar la plaza" and attract the government's attention, but fights for the control of the routes are common in some places. They betray each other and so on.

Centroamerica is 100% fucked anons

Join to the Mexichad empire, you little cunts

> asking central amerilards to join

> Unironically wanting more brownoid manletoid mutts that only consume cocaine and brings more poverty, low IQ, diseases, crime and rapings

Yikes.

then make your country to force us or AMLO is just a bitch?
why retarded anons like you despise their own race?

Imagine being this delusional

He's probably a norteño. They hate themselves for not being part of USA. They are very autistic and delusional with "muh white heritage, fuck the south brown people". They also are very degenerated and they lack of culture.

Central America is a part of Mexico srry

smelly dumb spicmutt scum

LOL

Go back to your degenerated norteño narco-shithole, we don't want people like you on this beautiful land.

Tranquilo ario

you should be split between malaysia and china srry

Learn english first you retarded spic mutt
I'm pure MAYAN BVLL you central amerilard muttoid

>self-called Mayan
>hates brown people

Autism.

Why would you want to be first world? Thirdies have no idea how much of a hell it is here.

One question, why don't Salvadoran maras sell themselves as mercs in international wars? Colombian paras who were left jobless after the FARC agreement are doing the dirty work for Saudis in Yemen, and Saudis are known for paying good cash. What's the point in staying in El Salvador waiting for a bullet from a rival mara?

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>hasn't dealt with central american cheaters
stay in your safe bubble, chilango retard

pendejo

super pendejo

dont you have some cocaine to smuggle you prieto manlet central amerilard ape

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Lo dice el indio pendejo

Is this the fella that posts all those wh*te women and yalitzas for (you)s?

So what was life like growing up in El Salvador?