/cum/ - Purim edition
I don't understand gender neutral bathrooms
if you have a gender you cant use them
it's basically there to appease mentally ill faggots and dykes
Fugg
Bring it back, bros ;_:
I hate Levi's so much
H3 should just stop making videos
certain mentally ill people feel uncomfortable going into the bathroom of their supposedly real "gender" so they "need" their own
me every day since i let my friend move in with me
You can stare at roasties easier, it’s based
Honestly there should only be one type of bathroom
Just have stalls without those retarded gaps
Is she on meth?
no shes pregnant
no way
female bathrooms are disgusting
I DESERVE a qt midwest gf
she's not even qt
always look on the briiiight side of life
18 is too young to swipe right on on tinder, right?
but what if they swiped right on me too?
She is qter than you, faggot.
bb you gotta earn the gf when we goin to the gym
wrong.trumpgif
Based
what stage we be in?
I don't think anybody will blame you at this point, beggers cant be choosers
How is it I dont post here for a year and the worst posters are still here
If you're under 30, it's cool.
I don't go to the gym. How about pushups right now?
you mean the one poster and that poster is you now that you returned? get it i roasted you but you roasted yourself
fea
Straight chillin but on the brink to bitch niggas (smug anime girl)
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone
The song is over
Thought I'd something more to say
How do I get a body like gigachad?
I swear to god, Time, Money, Brick in the wall, or Wish you were here are the onyl fucking songs radio stations ever paly
it pisses me off, Im so sick of Time
I remember a dexter's laboratory episode where dee dee is trying to explain to dexter that blonde people get treated more kindly by society so she dyes dexter's hair on his sleep making him blonde to prove her point. And it actually works lol
is that the fucking /cum/ beast holy shit
Start lifting
Then get an extremely autistic gf with great photoshop skills and weird aesthetic tastes
yeah
I am an anti-semite.
just be yourself
that libtard BITCH just got DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC.
ded meme
Is this true?
philosophy is just a bunch of white men jerking each other off
prove me wrong
>greeks
>white
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Pull down the sheets,
And take off your clothes.
Get out of bed,
I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
I wish araki would finish pt 8 already so I could start reading it
Based, we had gender neutral bathrooms at my dorm back in first year and it was fucking disgusting. Some basketcases were regularly smearing their period blood all over the walls and toilet seats (you could tell it wasn't a cutter because it smelled like menses)
>implying anything at all in the universe exists
>la creatura questioning the whiteness of euro meditteraneans
every time
so after having been a couple for a decade and living together forever friends of mine (the couple) decided to get married, bought some land to start building their house yadayada. big fucking show, they send their invitations out to everyone, plan all that shit out real fancy.
three months before the wedding they send a text and call it off because they broke up.
umm the frick?
i bet it's because she didn't want to get pregged up. a man needs to spread his seed.
didn't even reply yet, they kept begging me to come back to germany for their wedding. thank d-o-g i haven't bought a ticket. (couldn't leave anyway because i have a single entry visa)
this is why you marry an asian wamen
Placer you're retarded just fucking start reading it. You are missing based discussions
smdh nah we bitch niggas rn finna start some real shit
Guys one of my friends said that white people and Hispanics dating doesn't count as interracial
Burning crosses on a nigger's lawn
those are a thing, microbes that live in volcanic ash but i dont know if the microbes themselves live in the extreme heat or if they settle after the fact
Ive been to the mediterranean though. They are discernedly not white
Didn't read this
okay, creatura
me too
Rozz's parents were white supremacist baptists he hated.
interestante, continúa
bet you did but now pretend you didn't because it made your remember i have a girlfriend and you don't because you're an incel
something similar happened to a guy I knew in high school. shit's wild.
sounds like he's cringe
stop pretending to be goth btw you're like 14
A white-hispanic mix might as well be a type of quadroon, since hispanics are already usually mixed mongoloid-indio/spaniard
>hispanic
>race
why do north amerilards think this
I'm 22, and I'm deffo not goth.
thinner than u, david
Si, la raza cosmica no es lo mismo que los hispanos
I see a beautiful woman, and I just want to kiss em. I can't help myself.
hispanic basically means coming from a spanish speaking country, meaning spaniards are hispanic retard
Based.
Only natural, don’t worry.
A kiss is a magic thing. Actually disgusting when you think about it but it’s just too based not to do it.
>technically technically
nice semantics, retard
you know what i meant
Ate too much fried food yesterday, having a smeary shit rn.
AmA
>peas and peanut butter
>losing an argument
>call my opponent a discord tranny
>win
here for a good time
not a long time
It's what the word fucking means. It's not arbitrary semantics you brainless cocksucker
imagine having such a bad digestive system that you can't process large amounts of oil LOL
did you shart in mart?
I like to imagine aliceposter looks like pic related
>tattoos
>piercings
Yuck.
There is nothing gross about kissing.
Flossing then going to bed gn /cum/
how come you dropped "slightly less jewey" this time???
Do zoomers really floss before bed?
No pooping on my own toilet rn which has a bidet function in the toilet seat where a little nozzle thing comes out from underneath and shoots a stream of water right on your anus which is honestly quite based and feels p good regardless of washing the arse.
And that's a GOOD thing
My gf has brown nipples
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who dat.
keep up old man
If she gets pregnant they will turn black and then never go back to the brown they were before
t. knower
how old are you? 30? fucking sad
Umm ya there is your basically sucking up all her saliva and whatever shit’s floating around her mouth and then you start frenching and end up sucking the lunch leftovers from her tongue (obviously an exaggeration!!!)
Idk I wouldn’t just drink up a glass of GF spit but doing the kissies I don’t mind the transfer and mixing of nasty mouthjuices back and forth
gn
go to sleep you neets
vice drug reporter
I was just talking about regular kisses, not deep kisses.
I can't get any work done without the added pressure of "I should be in bed by now, gotta get this finished"
make me