/brit/

based
how was it

I wish I could experience two of my timelines for life, in the other I'd have liked to joined the royal marines

youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs

i'd be shagging your whore of a mother in both thats for certain

dad? what are you doing up at 05:40?

>Australia
>village
what are you on about

I want to give Emma Watson the root.

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Dad just bought a Tesla S
been overloading my phone with pictures and videos of it and him playing with the auto-pilot

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i don't know what you call them, but tiny remote settlements with very small populations.... we'd call them a hamlet or village depending on size

p.s. your 'pubs' are shit, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart

bed's looking mighty peng

the eternal boomer

Fucking awesome I put a binary trigger in it so I dumped the mag in less than 2 seconds. I was giddy like a child on Christmas morning after

>le shooty stick goes boom

FOLC

>tfw will never get to experience this

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shut up bender

t. jealous bong who will never get to do this

have done this (ok not an AK)
t. bong

Noice

Hello British pipo

youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

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>shooting a gun into a creek
Most unsafe. Guns aren’t toys.

if you buy an AK made before 1986 can it legally be an automatic? or is that some bullshit?

Hello what is the song of your pipo

If it was already full auto it was grandfathered in so yes

NEED to fire an AK47 desu, there are places here that have them but it's a bit of a journey.

poo willy bum

oh the classic

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anyone want to play dark souls 3?
did it in the czech republic
bren gun was more fun

what's a ghost reply?

>bren gun
based
youtu.be/4yQeyi2Fc40

the gf

youtube.com/watch?v=F_pINx2b6wM

@103055135

Dunno m8.

when a ghost replies :O

posting in the archive

Oi, ya got ya meme license with ya mate?

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are you even allowed to do that?

I have shotten my little rifle in mother Ganges when I was 5

yes, I always thought it was bizarre though

Apparently there are secret societies within /brit/ that communicate solely via ghost posts

BBC WORLD NEWS

here's this thread..
desuarchive.org/int/thread/103054577

scroll to the bottom for my answer in a ghost reply.

Wouldn’t mind having a certain Harry Potter actress sit on my face and rip a nasty fart.

I'm in the middle of nowhere, relax mom

well how come when /brit/ is dead or w/e we communicate in the archives instead?

based

some people use it when the chon goes down, that's about it really.

posted here for years and i never knew that lol

I reckon Watson yank would have trouble getting it up if he ever were in bed with Emma.

nobody does that

wanked to gay porn again

This

understandable tbf, nobody ever really talks about it. It's just a handful of people that seem to have sussed it out form themselves having used the archive.

Why is that?

*opens /brit/*
>hmm how about "*opens /brit/*" for my first post of the day?

You didn't hear on thailads stream when i interrogated him?
His only sexual experience was in a gangbang and he couldn't get hard hahaha

Emma is a professional, she'd still make sure he had a memorable experience

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Going to say something controversial but stay with me:

Electric Light Orchestra > The Beatles

I just picture him being too nervous, even after all these years of posts

never heard a song

Morning benders

myself looking up and to the right (my left)

youtu.be/C6SFCoGfdxo

erectile dysfunction for old niggas bro

That’s what happened to me when me and my buddies tag teamed that girl, but the difference is I wasn’t aroused because she was a sweathog. I would be nervous with Emma but I would also be aroused.

I can only fuck with the lights on.

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haha alright fine
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks* go ahead :)

emmayank is 31

I am a Pan-Celtist.

BASED Daily Star focusing on the important stuff instead of Brexit and Prince Charles being bear mode

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Fingered Emma Watson outside an underage disco in Carlow once

On a good day there's clarity.
On a bad day you're like...that guy from apocalypse now...half submerged in water wading through the fucking jungle getting noided at all these fucking noises.
Just gotta make it out alive mane. Just gotta make it out alive.

You could just come over here and go to a range or something.

has carol ever shown her pussyhole?

Too expensive probably la

Holy chebs

Life feels a bit like going 70 rounds in the ring but every time you start to get ahead they change the fighter

remember when that kid threw 50 eggs at christchurch mosque?

doing no fap from now on
all this porn is conditioning over the years when you think about. it can't be good for the brain

Thats not old

feel like I just finished a marathon, but every time I get near the finish line two kenyans who are fast than me keep picking it up and moving it futher away

Is that real? A video? Haven't seen it.

youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y

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Dutchies are weird people

Why do we even come here? Like, what's the purpose? Information is nice to have, but there's a point where it all just becomes redundant. Does it matter if we know all the details? What good does it do? So you can argue that you're right to a friend/family member who won't change their mind anyway? Does having any of this information actually cause us to do anything productive with it? Like, why the fuck are any of us here for so long every day?

What we should all be doing it sit down, ask ourselves "What would I do if the opinion of my family/friends didn't matter, and I was already wealthy?". Then when you have that answer, you have your passion, and should work towards finding a way to sustain yourself from that passion.

Plus honestly, coming here every fucking day, you start to see the world through the lens of politics. EVERYTHING becomes politically related something. I'm fucking tired of being angry and have taken a "ride the tiger" sort of stance. I'll do what I can to change the system through voting, and if theres an uprising you can bet your ass I'll be there, but spending hours on here bitching and complaining about the loud minority of commies and trannies? Fucking why? Who gives a fuck about those faggots.

Thanks for listening to my blog post. I just wanted to get that out there after being away from the internet for a week.

Know that if you put your mind to your purpose and your true calling one day its all gonna be worth it and the fuckers that did you foul will seethe.

Anyone else still find it mad that trump is the president

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47636011

LOOKS LIKE NO DEAL'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

You can't cave into the bullshit, you can't be weak. You can be crazy but you can't be weak.

making a diabolical concoction for my din dins

*clears throat*
*taps mic*
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