How do I retarded gf?

How do I retarded gf?

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I know this a joke but just date a blonde girl

Wtf the f*ck, I am the male version of a retarded gf?

imaginary people is so much more fun than real people

just get a regular gf and beat the shit out of her

>retarded gf
redundant, all women are retarded.

Waifu aqua

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be my bf

Yes.

She is nice type of girls, isn't she?

I know pronounced you retarded bf and monkey. You may kiss the subhuman

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This image is lacking "smells like pee"

But some are more retarded than others

I'd say go to America but you're already there

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cringe

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Literally my gf !

this is relevant to my interests

Watch the japanimation called "nodame cantabile"

>catgirls will never be real

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basedpilled

Imagine eating the candies that have marinated in her pussy

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I prefer mommy gf desu

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