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Came inside the new qt gfs pussy from behind before she left for work about 30 mins ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

riders on the storm

thailad can i have a (You)

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did she clean up after?

You never eat a lot before going to the gym, only afterwards. Rookie error

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no you didn’t
be quiet

blog on

youtu.be/nVaDnrbvfII

Into this world we're born
Into this world we're thrown

simple as

Did you tell her she was a good girl?

No we had a cuddle and then she put a fresh pair of undies on ;p she’s going to have my cum between her legs all day and no one will ever know, she’s extremely qt and innocent looking

shut up shut up SHUT UP

house*

KILLER ON THE ROAD

yeh

yet is a massive whore rip

You sure you came in her pussy and not the other way around?

might buy a pith helmet and go on a trip to the colonies

formal request for you to stop humouring him because he gets literally ignored otherwise

i agree, i tried going earlier though and it was absolutely packed so i said fuck it and left
good lad

Yeah a bf and gf having an active sex life is a sure indicator of a whore lmao

If you're tryna be cute with me slut...don't.

ahh yes because having sex with a partner is the whore part of that sentence...

dribbling cum from your snatch before the 9-5 is less than decent

can i have two?

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The English faggot with the slut for a gf is getting B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T

It’s extremely common, a good portion of girls you see out in the big wide world have a minge full of seed at that very moment

Nice and brown

Someone post that Wojak with the Pith helmet and mustache.

holy cope, none of my gee effs have ever been like that bc they weren't whores lmao

Sounds like you’ve been out with a load of bores zz

vietnam seems like a fun place currently

lad you can have whatever preferences you like but just accept it's whoreish behaviour

Me? Stirring some porridge

Hey...lemme tell ya something.
I'm doing more for "our thing" rn than you or a lot of other people that have names in it.
That's a fucking fact. You mliquetoast greedy virtue signalling shit stains are gonna get left behind.

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you had plain jane gfs then

Wish I lived in Las Vegas

Just fucking bought a Japanese rice cooker lads

God, women are disgusting.

Nah, most of them wash or piss it out
Let's be real

Going to the dentist next month lads

imagine bragging about never having had a naughty gf lol

hold still while i gas you

>piss it out
?

Jow Forums just went down for me
Cloudflare error

oh fuck yeah give yourself another urinary tract infection for me
so fucking horny

imagine bragging about having a whote gf lol

im pure simple as
(virgin reborn)

women should be arrested

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Go to the toilet and piss after sex........ are you a virgin or what?

Birds get a uti or whatever if they don't

>piss it out

Do you know how a vagina works lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=rh1kPzMf9v4

new word of 2019 right here

whore and hot mixed together creating a new definition (pronounced hót)

Outing yourself as a virgin and that ok bro lol

tom hardy can't do an american accent

I tried to warn you baby, I tried to tell you I was down
OH yeah yeah *plays an high pitched electric guitar diddy*

I had sex an hour ago. You just said birds piss cum out lmao

First time I came inside the gf she had told me not to and tried to stop it at first but was enjoying my load too much desu

I can't relate

>le all women are whores meme
bore off

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mhmmm
be very careful now

Well yeah they do
Your bird obviously is grim and doesn't wash but you're the one dicking her mate

>le all women are good and pure meme
fuck off

so you agree with him

How much fucking better would this general be without catyank holy shit

t. dane'eshahwn white

i never said that
most women stay loyal to their partner and only want comfortable sex with someone they care about
the same goes for men

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protip: he never changes his filenames

Right think about this long and hard. Girls PISS cum out, that’s what you’re saying?

pls be bait

got a 1 cent coin from lietuva lads
it’s nice there’s a knight riding a horse and raising his sword at the back and there’s the armories of the country on his shield

nothing wrong with having a whore gf mate just don't pretend it's anything otherwise. personally i'm into non whores but we all have preferences innit

>partner
*chad

imagine what that would be like
cripes

he knows you dickhead, stop being a pedant

They piss after sex otherwise they get a uti
This is basic

If I just spunked in my bird and she didn't go to the bathroom or wash or something and just stood up and walked out of the door I would dump the grim slag before 5pm
Virgin

imagine thinking that any girl with an ounce of sexuality is a whore lmao

Thought the puritans buggered off a few hundred years ago?

i use the filename randomizer

women are shallow hedonists with little self control
they want instant gratification and shiny things
they want to get fucked hard and be given status/money/attention

you can fuck up these chaste "i don't cheat on my husband" types every day. happens every second.

looool

imagine thinking a girl who walks around during the day with dried cum between her legs is a whore, lmao fucking puritans

You're both right

are guys meant to piss after cumming in any case? i generally do when i whack it but i don't know shit

Load of weirdos in this thread having boring “sex lives” imagine thinking leaving the house with cum in you is the height of degeneracy, bet their birds have never even been on top

imagine being such a pseudo-vf that you regard any kink as vile degeneracy. Didn't know Peter Hitchens actually posted here

schizo attracts women because schizo is a borderline psychotic misogynist thats semi-famous
understand this why that is and you understand a lot about women