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comfy Wednesday edition

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First indian itt

poo in loo

P-series

doin a fap. using /cum/ to edge because of how un hot you all are

Saying a burger.

Ohh I do not even have words to describe inferior Koreans. Even your women hates you and cucks you either for more inferior whiotids or Aryan BVLLS.

P-series

Cut it dear korean or I will come to Korea.

Still grossed out by the Asian American abomination I encountered earlier.
There is something about an Asian with an American accent that is just so incredibly off putting that even without those vile words she spoke she would have still left a bitter taste in my mouth.

>Age: 57
>Marital status: Genuine Sexpat
>Status: Drunk and horny bc his foot princess isn't putting out
Was I close?

B-series

K-Series

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>Sexpat
>his foot princess isn't putting out
please translate

literally don't get why this old fart sexpat posts here, go to the german general

for what reason?

Sensing a great deal of asspain

2 /cum/s
which one

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because that's where you belong

for what reason?

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imagine being a middle age sexpat talking to teens and 20 year olds on an imageboard, truly mental

the other one isn't /cum/

imagine seething because you're envious of this lifestyle

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no one is envious of an old man

Man BTS is shit

keep on copeseething if it helps you sleep at night kiddo

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I'm eating chocolate ice cream are you jealous americunts?

>frozen poo
thanks bud i'll pass

T-series

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umm nice link

Tramone?

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No I don't like chocolate. I sometimes buy raspberry sorbet if it's on sale

meant to sleep 4 hrs ago

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>tfw no Dollarama cashier gf

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womp womp

Fat tiddies

Hello lads.

Fatty is coming home today. Oh no no no.

just woke up.

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gravelgang anyone?

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Good morning fren. What is your plan for the day?

Loud and proud
Which chapter?

>High potency pot 'strongly linked' to psychosis: study
potheads on suicide watch

wait until my mara-jew-wanna arrives then have a good time.
what about you fren?

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How much did you order fren? I will go fishing later today. I will wear my new volleys I bought from Target yesterday afternoon.

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I like getting my butt grabbed. People like to grab my ass in public ironically but I enjoy it unironically

getting some carts.
this isn't news.

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U Gay or something

had a dream last night where Jow Forums was being used to organize the national M16 convention.

Not my b-hole just the cheeks

Lol
Grabbing the butthole
Made me chuckle for no apparent reason, have a GREAT DAY

I've seen some guys' asses like that

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Yday I was taking a piss in the br at school (I always choose the far toilet so other people don't come near me). Low and behold, dude from the office waltzes in and takes the stall RIGHT next to me. Short story, I gaze up mid stream and see daddy peeking, head cocked, over the divider. Fuck, dude. I have had gay experiences but I am not gay and therefore not interested but I wasn't expecting THAT.

Just finished up my business, went to the window for a breath of fresh air, then went back to work and said nothing.

Not sure if he is gay or just wanted to compare with a white guy but damned if I don't really want that crooked dicked goober looking at my little guy.

I'm going to go to sleep. I am falling asleep.

good morning /cum/

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Uuh hi~

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Nice and warm and cozy

Hot and humid and sticky

i miss the humidity

getting sick buds
tongue has swollen up...not hungry at all lately...

I'm sick rn too. There's phlegm in my throat but I can't cough it up.

we'll get better...hopefully

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Ready to die it's ok

i want a redhead gf

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Chinese people sometimes wonder about Westerners like that.

i want a gf*
*any hair color need apply

Have to go to work soon...

have off today and tomorrow

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Homosexuals are just audacious and shameless

I 100% understand homophobes and transphobes

I wish I had a job :(

Don’t like work but being a NEET with nothing to do all day is worse

A couple years ago there was this really cute redheaded guy in one of my classes. He had a nice ass too.

A couple years ago there was this really cute redheaded girl in one of my classes. She had a nice hourglass shape too.

Gonna see my cute coworker today and we’re sheduled to work alone for four hours
Last time this happened I saw her no-no area

Finished 60 % of the family pack ice cream

lard ass

Fat cunt

Can't decide whether to go to class halfway through
My anxiety is making my stomach go crazy thinking about it

I want to live in a small peaceful Canadian city

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Tanned blondes > pale redheads

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>those chins
lol

Why is this thread dead?

thinkin about life n stuff~

neets go to bed late and so the mornings are quiet
very peaceful and non-toxic right now

I’d like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus’s garden
In the shade

How hard is it for Kazakhs to move here? You’re nominally Muslim, I’m the gov would love to have you here

Tubby

have found myself loathing the gays on Jow Forums recently
it's quite strange since I'm gay myself
I think I just hate sluts which is a big problem because 90% of gay guys are sluts and 99% of gayposters on Jow Forums are sluts

i hate (You)

liar

Oopoop

poop backwards is qooq

rush limbaugh is mocking tulsi gabbard, a veteran.

I always wanted an octopus as a pet

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Watching the Alex Jones JRE show

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