/brit/

I don't want to be fat anymore

I want to live in cape town

Me and saffer climbing up table mountain and going swimming

Don’t actually see many brits posting antisemitic stuff, seems be more of a yank thing.

Me? Love short-hair girls

feeling rather optimistic despite being dismissed from the hospital after a suicide attempt
/blog

Want to form a country for myself on Mars

Yeah I wish I lived in a 90% black African country as well

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This is some Austin powers shit

Imagine being in your 30s and dressing like these cunts

ffs

>suicide
>attempt

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>tights
why don’t you just wear men’s thermal leggings which are designed to keep you warm

Sort your life out sad act

I want to live in Africa not sure about South Africa though that place seems another level of violent.

a /Brit/ poster typed this out
really makes you think

the ones where that has potential are less of a problem because they don't act absolutely fucking unglued

There is a Holika Dahan in front of my house but I did not notice it until dad sent me WhatsApp
It is right in front of me

you already do hahaha

If I find out a girl is Jewish she gets 2 pts added to her attractiveness rating

/brit/ aren’t all failures
i have a gf and i’m quite handsome. doing a part time job whilst at uni. get along with lots of people

i don't live with anyone who owns mens thermal leggings that i can borrow

blog on

tried to kill myself once and actually died but came back to life

Why'd you try to do that? Mug

what shop do you go to if you want to buy lava lamps

haha love you posters. i'll say ok post picture. then you'll say actually i've already post a picture and people have said i'm handsome so I won't bother posting it again. (sorry if that's not you but i've had this same conversation like 3 different times with "handsome" posters in brit).

scotish footie we want you to think we have money and da style cavs

post legs in tights

my dick, or the whale
a novel by melvin

My friend's school classmate ate many sleeping pills for suicide but got stomach ache instead

Know (white) people who live in west africa and kenya and have a whale of a time

SA is different though.

fuckin' headache

alright then

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imagine thinking death is preferable to hitting the gym or paying for surgery to sort your life out. Absolute madness

I can't go to court, especially over a matter that should have nothing to do with me
I'll hospitalise myself if I need to

argos

australian geographic

yeh just gona have that surgery to make me not 5'3 lol

don't have argos in australia

what's the closest approximation to it that i'll find here?

i think suicide is indicative of literal mental illness tbf

where to?

Surgeries can't fix my flaws.

No current solutions for retruded orbitals

Ffs matched with an actual retard by just swiping and shes messaged me twice feel sorry for her

if you don't emigrate to white countries at our poorest, you don't deserve us at our richest

>tfw got strong
>tfw got an injury (not gym related) and lost all my gains
Wow that was totally worth it.

speak to her then, she might be nice

what kind of retard? downy?

Looking at her instagram pictures and it's so so so so dire to be a mong

what a post phwoar

the future will be dominated by cybernetically augmented Japanese supermen

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What are leg extensions

I'm above average because I look after myself but I'm not enough of a breadbin to call myself handsome
obviously not gonna post a picture on Jow Forums either, come on

congrats mate hope your relationship lasts x

ahh yes i'll just be unable to run again and walk with difficulty in order to be 5'6 sounds great mate

guffawing

a meme exercise

Don't know just looks spastic like in the face
Her pictures are things a spastic would upload

Ideally a developing country

Less ideally another developed country where rent/property is more affordable.

whats the handicap

my dad is trying to tell me Australia is the land of opportunity now haha

I’m sure you’ll be able to run just fine mate when you’re buried in a coffin

rather be dead than suffer

oh yeah, I know the type
hanky over their mouth, edgy flag in the background, shirt perilously stretched over their moobs

160 years late

good, lad
don't try to be something you're not
you will find your people one day

ugly coward

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australia is just as grim in britain, or anywhere really

the age of the white man is over, this world is not for us

Don't know exactly, she is though
Life is cruel man, shit

Being 5’3 isn’t the end of the world, you can lift up to 5’6 and find a 4’11 fatty surely

desu almost everything I saw in Australia, was newer, cleaner and less grim than the equivalent you might expect in the UK

only this can save us all

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Lol he's not gonna like that one bit

lol

toilberg compared losing a shit client to "that catharsis when you finally get rid of an annoying bird"

i nodded along

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Matched a black girl on tinder

She cute

Probably broken between 10-20 girls hearts in my short life so far

Sounds redpilled

Matched a white boy on tinder

He cute

Nah it's not bad here. Wages are higher than the UK, housing is better quality. It's a working man's paradise compared to the UK, you can get $20-30 an hour doing menial work.

The woman from that video
edition-m.cnn.com/2019/03/18/asia/new-zealand-massacre-india-victim-repatriation-intl/index.html

matched with my exgf on tinder

she cute

*surreptitiously googles catharsis*

that's just sad
she was never your gf

kids these days....

or you can just pass go and collect monopoly money that way

Haha nice

Hate when the boss says something politically incorrect because youre not meant to be politically incorrect or you get sent straight to HR but you dont want to burn bridges with your boss so you just have to awkwardly give a neutral reaction

A google search that yields a good result is cathartic
Me fucking your mum is a cathartic experience for all involved
I experience catharsis when I spunk in your mum

Yeah but you need to be a quadrillionaire to afford a house there and everything is expensive thete

i really really really don't like jews