This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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スイスの法律では、日曜日に服を干してはならない
bilijohnnys.hatenablog.com
昔の法律が忘れられてそのまま放置されているのかと思ったら、なんか今でも守らなきゃいけない法律みたい…
“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"– Steven Wright
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future."– Denis Waitley
The “skate” of cheapskate is an old American dialect word for a worn-out horse.
「ランヴァイル・プルグウィンギル・ゴゲリフウィルンドロブル・ランティシリオゴゴゴホ(Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogery-chwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch)」はイギリス、ウェールズの村の名前である。
Driving a dirty car is against the law in the Russian city of Chelyabinsk.
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more."– James Thurber
Sup Jow Forums
Two questions
>Is it true you cant use sport centers/onsen if you have tattoos?
>Are these any good weight lifting gyms in central tokyo (around ginza) that will let you lift with tattoos?
Help a Jow Forums bro out, thanks!
if you are just visiting for a few days
forget working out in tokyo
eat good food and indulge yourself
You can't stop working out, it's a matter of discipline. I thought japs were good at this?
Because of the pattern of holes they make in the ground, gophers take their name from an old French word for honeycomb.
I'll be staying in Tokyo for 3 month, possibly more.
This guy gets it.
Pentagons were once called quinquangles.
I'm a son of Altay and I'm Asian. Can I be honourary Japanese??
In its earliest known written record, the English alphabet had 29 letters.
“The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going."– Reinhard Bonnke
they even ask Maori rugby players to hide their traditional tattoos
In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.
“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."– Oscar Levant
A lampus is an awkward and clumsy fall, part way through which you try to grab onto something to try and stop from falling.
Unprosperousness, meaning not wealthy or profitable, is the longest word in English in which each letter is used at least two times.
So this how the Japanese threads end it seems
How??
Also, why are the multiple Japanese threads at once...
“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."– Jane Wagner
Repeating threads, spambot running rampant, janies doing nothing, very little participation from actual anons
The Japanese threads shouldn't be scattered but should be united under one thread...
“I can resist everything except temptation."– Oscar Wilde
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."– Rita Rudner
“Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female."– Desmond Morris
“Traps are not gay."– Hideki Tōjō
You cannot fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck in Chicago.
“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do."– Voltaire
not in French, though: if someone bites you it's definitely a guy
“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong."– Charles Wadsworth
“Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you."– Jeffree Star
The English word “alphabet" comes from the first two letters of the Greek alphabet – alpha and beta.
“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."– Navjot Singh Sidhu
“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much."– Oscar Wilde
“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."– Anton Chekhov
Italian is a minority language in Brazil.
what?
In Samoa, it is illegal to forget your wife's birthday.
閑散としたスレにおは猫が
Are you French?
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There is Gold Gym in Japan and they admit people with tattoos.
But your tattoo has to be smaller than 15 sq cms.
I'm not sure the size limit is for each one or all you have added together.
>japs were good at this
japs are very weak willed when it comes to physical pleasure
Any one can be honorary Japanese
but it doesn't give you any privilege that real Japanese enjoy
the local tradition should be respected more than that of visitor's homeland, no?
Japan enforces it very strictly. That's why I like Japan.
It stays alive. Just with different members.
>spam
>rampant
it's just a few posts in every hour.
It's far from being rampant.
only about yourself
It's universal. Read this.
Japan is a place where integrity is very important
Japanese people are loyal and diligent.
that's old japan
it has changed
at least it is not true that japanese people
are susceptible to temptation in particular compared with other countries' peoople
an extraordinary exception
>アルコール依存症は約230万人
>ギャンブル依存症は560万人
>インターネット依存症は270万人
>ニコチン依存症1534万人
>ゲーム依存とか、処方される睡眠薬や安定剤などの薬物依存、買い物依存、セックス依存など、なんらかの形で依存症の人をすべて合わせると、優に3000万人に達するとされる。
Any objective figure to back your comment?
the dawn has broken in your place?
そうやっていつもむきになってあら捜ししてるのかw
ギャンブルはyour fellowsのパチンコ依存症だろう
それも2012年のデータとか
無理矢理だな
自国の理想を他人に押し付けてホルホルする方が半島っぽいと思うけど?
あっちのBBSかなんかに入り浸ってると
そういうデータが自然に手にはいるらしい
ホルホルでも理想でもなくて定評
日本人は勤勉すぎるほど勤勉
だから外国人が日本で働きたがらない
同じように働けないから
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."– Groucho Marx
外国人が日本で働きたがらないのは、給料が安くて労働環境が悪いからだよ。
ベトナムでさえ日本の労働環境の悪さが認知されていて、SNSで拡散されまくっている。
建設、外国人頼みに限界 途上の処遇改善や迫る大量退職:日本経済新聞 nikkei.com
Two wrongs don’t make a right.
but three wrongs make a right
日本人が何かに依存しやすいのは昔からいろんな統計で言われていたことだけどな。
だからこそ自制心を持つことが重んじられているわけで。
そういう美徳が廃れてきて、クソみたいな日本人が可視化されているのは事実。
The pen is mightier than the sword.
The woman is mightier than the man
アル中とかヤク中とか日本より問題になってる国がたくさんある
必死にアラさがししてどうしようってんんだ
そういうチョン認定が物笑いのタネになってるんだよな
ネトウヨのおかげで、世界で日本人は人間未満の何かだと思われている - Togetter togetter.com
A bad workman always blames his tools.
An incompetent always blames his country
そういう記事をPCにいっぱい溜め込んでるお前の素性w
アラなんて探さなくても目に入ってくるだろ?そういう風に問題から目をそらして、「他の国よりマシ」って言ってるのが今の日本。
かつて日本人の一番の美徳とされていた謙虚さも向上心も今の日本では軽んじられてる。
A word is enough to the wise.
even many words are not enough to kenmou
>PCにいっぱい溜め込んでる
検索能力が低いから「溜め込んでいる」という発想になるんだな
Speech is silver, silence is gold, kenmou is shit
ならない
なんでそんなに必死なんだよw
>ならない
ここで否定すべきは検索能力の低さの方だぞ?お前のロジック崩壊してるな。
A bad wife ruins the house.
bad kenmous ruin their country
that's cool. can i quote you?
荒れたスレには猫が必要
Time is money.
Kenmou is monkey
hey quick question since I image you guys would most likely know this other than the koreans and chinese, but if you use that whole tienanmen square copypasta (六四天安門事件) does it block chinese from the internet?
no.
picﾜﾗﾀw
i dont think so
In Japan, Kentucky Fried Chicken is a typical Christmas Eve feast.
A compulsive desire to look at something that horrifies you ? like a horror film or an injury ? is called cacospectomania.
ドナルドダックの漫画はフィンランドで禁止されていた。なぜなら、ズボンを履いていなかったから。
“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives."– Ralph Waldo Emerson
お腹空いた…
As an introvert I have an uncanny ability to suddenly disappear during social activities.
ksk
(･ω･)bﾟｸﾞｯ!!