/med/

I'm summoning Sven

As much as I like /med/, unfortunately I don't think that it can ever be a successful general since most of the involved countries already has active generals.

Cork oak savanna?

and you need a critical mass of autism we hardly can reach

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Ukrainian

we just have to force the meme

>savanna
it's a prairie

Because of the lack of people.
How?

comfy regulars with regular posters naturally attract people, I guess

won't partake in these threads anymore until we rename them "North Mediterranean" threads

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I unironically created the first med threads generals on int. And their still here,don't lose hope.

it's already only Morth Mediterraneans posting desu

Am I a Med?

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Were your raised in a Mediterranean country or with a Mediterranean culture?
Yes -> you're a med
No -> you're a n*rthoid

I guess I'll keep creating them then. Any time you suggest I do so?
Southern Europe then?

>will never live in southern Europe
>will never pass by moss-covered castles and ruins on morning strolls
>will never live in a comfy stone house built in medieval times and continuously in use by the family for 20 generations
>will never stumble upon ancient Roman coins as I till my garden
>will never drink wine for breakfast
>will never spend the whole afternoon in a local tiny cafe reading the newspaper in a seat overlooking the ocean

I know you're full, Europe, but please let me come over. I don't even want gibs the countries that interest me the most are Greece and Portugal. My family's from the Azores, if I live there I won't bother anyone, right?

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Spain is far from being full. Our rural towns are empty, and not few of them will give you a free house if you raise a family there
cienladrillos.com/2013/06/11-casas-gratis-o-por-poco-dinero-en-pueblos-de-espana
Tons of comfy super small towns

Honestly, I feel like all sudacas should go back to their country, all they do is get drunk and bitch about colonization so I don't think they should be enjoying life here.
Especially the venezuelans.

They don't belong to me anyway user(I'm the crush on green eye girl guy that got his heart crushed) I think your pretty much the official co host of any med thread so create them when you have the time. Honestly after 5 is probably a good measure,once I started shilling for this years ago it usually got more replies but honestly it ramps in summer.

Cheers lad

never heard any of them complaining about colonisation desu

I don't see the point of posting in a general with only french people

Of course they're not going to say it to your face.
But anyway, they got their independence centuries ago, so why are they now coming here?

They complain all the time and never shut the fuck up about muh opression,plus their entitled as shit and feel like they deserve everything because of the past. We have a lot of problems with palops and south Americans and Aldo some are really good people they are ridiculously entitled,pushy and replace entire neighborhoods(usually come in high number's) many times not truly fitting in but rather shill for their own culture(including the bad aspects of it).

A couple more years and Lisbon,Porto will be little Angola and little brazil. Just the truth

And It's going to be the same there if you aren't careful (wuh waceist fashos if you disagree)

I'll stick to creating them in the evening like I was doing in the past few days. Hopefully it gains more traction. Anything new with the girl?
I get that something like that would exist for French people to talk to each other in.

Not really man, everything good with you?

I'm fine. Do you two talk though or?

muh

You wouldn't recommend emigration to Portugal for a nice russian anons? Looking for a comfy climate and peaceful life without political upheavals

aside from living in Southern Europe none of those are true unfortunately

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nah, many are true, I even found some obsidian arrowheads in the past while roaming the countryside.

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Sorry but Norway is Med.

prove it!

I'm a citynigger, the castle is in the touristic are, the house was built in the 90s, I've never found ancient Roman artifacts, I don't drink for breakfast and I sure as hell don't spend my afternoons in tiny local cafes

verdade, my Bacalhau brother!

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Just trust me, alright?

that's just like your life m8

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based and medpilled

hmmm okay, for now

Looks nice, Ivan

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Whether they're true or not depend on what place we're talking about. I personally:
Have no moss covered to castles to walk by because there's no castles here, however when I used to have my morning strolls I walked by prehistoric temples which are covered by a tent.
My house was built in the 90's. Buying such a house like Brazil user mentions is possible, but they're expensive as fuck.
It's highly unlikely to find Roman coins. I'm more likely to find Roman catacombs or WWII shelters.
I guess I could do that but who does?
I'm a neet so I can do that yet I spend it here. Old people do that tho.

Malta's full as fuck.

You can do all of those in Britain too, Joao, except we drink beer for breakfast and spend our afternoons gazing across the windswept coasts of the North Sea with a hot mug of cocoa and a porn mag (no room for faux-intellectuals and their 'newspapers' in this country)

On a scale of 1-10, how much do the Maltese detest ANGLOS?

I imagine it's more than Scandinavians, but less than other Southern Europeans

>actually buying physical pornography in the year of our Lord MMXIX

what the

We don't detest you. We even have anglophiles among our midst. Besides, a good look at the flag will show you how much we don't detest you.

It's nostalgic user
I also like those old 80s Italian porn movies

are we talking based Tinto Brass?

On special occasions, yes

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But your weather sucks

patrician

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Bit mean, Pedro
I love it when it's cold and rainy
It's been quite nice today, 18c

Are you by any chance accusing me of irredentism?

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I crave some breakfast consisting of bread with tomato and olive oil, maybe some eggs as well, overlooking the sea in the morning
some olives too

why do spaniards love this so much?

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>I love it when it's cold and rainy

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MaltAnon, you watched her stream ? ()

Also hi fren

I do, user

Also, as their neighbour, can you tell me why the French are so prone to suicide?

Frenchmen
>17.9 per 100,000
Frenchwomen
>6.5 per 100,000

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>don't spend my afternoons in tiny local cafes
Not proper Portuguese

cheap, easy, healthy, tasty

le mélancolie

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Hi fren. I watched some of it, yeah.

I am a Romano-Briton aka Brython aka Cymro aka Welsh.

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bump

>born into irrelevant noble family
>rose through the ranks of political society on sheer charisma and intelligence alone
>kidnapped by pirates, gets offended when they ask for too low a ransom for someone as great as him
>upon release tells kidnappers to their face he'll return and kill them all, makes good on his promises and crucifies every single one of them
>absolute political genius, became Consul despite being hated by 99% of the political class
>also an absolute military genius, marches into Gaul with a few Legions and routinely wins battles while outnumbered 3 or 4 to 1(Battle of Alesia was the best, but there are many others), does this for eight years straight
>after conquering France and beating the shit out of every Germanic and Gaulish tribe his own Senate betrays him and tries to arrest him, so he just marches back to Italy and fucks their shit up
>conquers Iberia without losing a single man(Battle of Ilerda)
>conquers Greece and the East of the Roman Republic despite heavily outnumbered and with barely any losses(Battle of Pharsalus)
>goes to Egypt and the Pharaoh decides to kill him, survives despite only having a few thousand men with him against the full might of Egypt
>comes back with a larger army, kills the Pharaoh and his forces and then fucks his sister Cleopatra VIII and places her as puppet ruler of Egypt
>reformed Roman society and spread Romance culture far and wide
>also invents the modern calendar while he's at it and writes extensively, writings still used to this day to teach Latin
>so based his name became synonymous with "Emperor", with cognates such as the German Kaiser or Russian Tsar still in use into the XX century
>even 2000+ years after his death even the most ignorant people remember his name

reminder GAIVS IVLIVS CAESAR was the greatest human being to have ever lived

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>on sheer charisma and intelligence alone
you forgot getting fucked in the ass

quite based

forgot
>even God used his name as a synonym for worldly power(Matthew 22:21)
it was Rome, everybody got fucked in the ass sometimes, besides it's not like that helped him get through the Cursus Honorum

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bump

>catalonia
what the fuck I thought we were iberians

absolute unit

bump

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this is common knowledge

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get the fuck out of here, you nordick pigskin

i guess i saw her in a tv show

I love nords

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Nice side boob.

moor

>103083225
Not interested in your feet, fag.

Does anyone know why Southern Europe is so comfy? I visited Naples for family reasons, and it may have been dirty at points, but there's just this easy going, and relaxed feeling that hasn't been replicated elsewhere.

we tend to forgive and bend the rules, I think that's a main difference from northern europe where ordnung is imperative.

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Ordnung?

order in german
how long have you posted on Jow Forums bro?

I started doing so regularly a bit over a year ago. Before that it was more on and off. Why?

it's a bretty well-known mem on this board, that's why I asked.

I don't think I've seen it before to be completely honest with you.

well, you will :^)

I guess I just did heh

What's the best city in /med/
I'd say Valencia or Palermo in term of comfyness.

Wind's blowing hard rn.