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why are people still talking about this little bitch

kids get snatched every day

>anime
nonce

murderer

No, Fuck off

Peso government psyop

we have a mixed asian
we have a mixed wog
brit is quite diverse, don't you think?

Thoughts zoey? Being a quadroon and all

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Reflect Great British Society Na

Me second plate

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Gf sent me this

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Is Doug chinky?

double murderer

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she has good teeth

inb4 eu decline our extension but offer a 4 year extension instead

makes ya think

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his mums a mail-order thai bride

EU doesn't want you anymore

Marry an Anglo and make Indo-Anglian babies

We dont want or need you. Get lost.

herro again
friend of friend

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almost certainly true but a deal would still be preferable to no deal

NO, FUCK OFF

Who /heem/ here?

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Macron forcing us over the cliff edge

seems like pro drugs baloney desu

shagged my gf this morning, at the gym now. Days going well

Sure. That's why EU agreed to a deal. Parliament doesn't seem to like aforementioned deal.

youtube.com/watch?v=_jy_r_G-btk

Imagine going bald at 20 ffs

???

going to lol when shes not your gf anymore

spamming/flooding at this point now

would kiss those lips all day

based aryan segregators
keep those dravidian simians in the back where they belong

just btfos functional alcoholics that hate ''''druggies'''' i.e. most of the fat old boomers down the pub

>pro drug
>ranks drugs by how bad they are

did a wank to some very badly acted porn. used to avoid it until now as the scenarios seemed a bit silly but it actually heightens the experience

she is ugly as fuck

imagining situations in which something happens that allows me to make a witty comment + make a pretty girl laugh then we start chatting and things progress from there (daydream hasn't gotten to where it's progressing to yet)

the gf

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Who cares if the continentals all want to bum each other, we’ve always been the top dog in this neck of the woods tell em to shove their deal up their cunts

that's autism i'm afraid

a real daydream is where you fantasise about bending over girls and fucking them senseless

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>those cringe tattoos
Into the bin she goes

I don’t like your gfs tattoos, nice kicks though

Hah
Chinky Doug

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hankering for a wankering

how the fuck is heroin better for you than alcohol?

Not arsed mate, had a skinhead since I was 13 anyway so when I started balding at 24 I hardly noticed it and I’m not a poof

The uncle

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might write a sitcom based on tim byrne and seasidemark

>I'm not a poof
the closeted bender cope

It might get there but I prefer those daydreams when they're rooted in reality. The fact that it's possible makes it better

*pulls me eyelids apart*
Waaaahhhh- CHING CHONG PING PANG CHOOOONNNNGGG

kicks mentioned

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This one time I sat next to a girl at uni and could smell something sweaty and she had her hands down her leggings rubbing herself, instantly went red in the face and panicked and just focused on my lecture notes

do you have eyes? It says heroin is worse to the user, but the combination of harm to self and harm to others makes alcohol worse overall.

What I mean by that is only poofs care about hair, you don’t see the lads at the workies asking what shampoo you use on a Friday night do you

mum ate the last scotch egg

Accidentally used the ol' kung fu grip on me willy and snapped it in half lads

>only poofs care about hair
shut up baldie, would skin your head with my palms for days and you wouldn't do a thing about it

are you satisfied with an average life?

on the train

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Ancient. Posting this image basically kicked off within a motnh ofme posting here, good times mate

yet when we look at it in the real world "booze" societies are way better off than "opium" societies and both are doing a lot better than "just do whatever" drugs societies

Reminder to tell your ma you love her lads.
She won't be around forever.

(If you were abused by your mum and hate her don't reply to me, I don't care, this post wasn't for you)

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i will pray for her death

give me tips on how to approach women

Sounds pretty bent

Having an erect cock lads

Reckon I could stab a man with these

I’m like 6’5 in them ahaha

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Alrite Slim?

think I just saw techmoan in chorley

love clouds

need help with that x

jk irl my mum is unironically dead

fuck im so horny i wish i could fuck a hot girl right now

just replied to an email that said not to reply to it lads

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turt

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If you're a beautiful lady then yes x

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That’s the problem with the west pal, people want too much out of life

give me 5 inches.
im 5'5

fuck's sake m8, calm down yea?

aah yes, the only factor at play in how well off countries are is drug policy