Greatest ally

oh you kraut moron
you germans never learn /facepalm

I wish that Russian autism would stop so you could join the rest of the civilized world

>Greatest ally
>1. ur cunt
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>2. ur cunt's greatest ally & why
Doesn't have one
Because it's just the way it is
>3. ur cunt's 2nd/3rd greatest allies
Same

>my cunt
>good allies

We don't have any allies.

Belarus
Poland
Ukraine, Lithuania

Can't really trust japs. They said they'd love us rong time before they attacked pearl harbor too.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Cherry_Blossom_Festival

Can't trust them japs/

EU ain't even a country.

It's not autism. Russia is just a dickhead cunt so they have no friends.

We ask to join NATO and EU in after USSR collaps and you laugh at as and told us to fuck off and on top of that invate to NATO former Warsaw pact countrys and starts funding anti-Russian movements all aroud former Soviet republics. Putin in 2007 said fuck you and we start opposing you in every way possible. You stupidity and arrogance created modern Putin and Russian policy.

;_;

no, YOU join us. cuz we haven't lost the real traditional values. and you, huh?

You refused to give up your nukes and adopt NATO standards

do some research you nigger. we allways have been alias with the west (1914 / 1945) and what allways happens after? but we just take some popcorn, set. rest and watch you rot.

France
Nobody
Nobody

>Puerto Rico
>Dominican Republic, because we have friendly relations with them do some shit together
>Israel (sadly), UK, because they're America's main allies.

Your authoritarian regime paints everybody else as the bad guys to instill fear among the Russian populace and keep everybody paranoid. In reality, NATO is a defensive alliance with the goal of spreading peaceful relations among it's members, the EU is a direct result of NATO

>Russia
>give up nukes
Haha very funny
It literally prevents our country from any kind of aggression

It would be perfect, though, if both US and Russia gave up their nukes

Total denuclearisation is what this world needs

so just stop sucking our resources by the lowest prices. you're looking like a cheap whore. not even a country. note: never do anything good to a cheap whore neighbor.

Why should we? Not only America have nukes in NATO.

Very American post. Just confirms what i said about you earlier.

>you
Russia wasn't allowed in NATO because USSR was a threat.
NATO specifically designed to keep Europe safe from Russia. If anything US doesn't even want to be in NATO, it's the Euros who don't want Russia in NATO. Because Russia can't be trusted. Russia promised Ukraine it would be safe if it gave up it's nukes and then invaded and took Crimea.

>say your only ally is army and navy
>get ass blasted when people agree
Typical Russian autism. This is why Russia has no friends.

It's people are dicks and it's cunt is dick.

we don't have any

Latvia
US
[Power gap]
Britain maybe? I don't think anybody but the US would assist us in any way.

nice try man
youtu.be/Pt13OAYXhPU

but as I said now we just sit in safe, grab some beer&popcorn, and watch you rot.

USA
Mexico/economically
Canada/economicallyJapan/militarily

>Our interests are eternal and perpetual

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>starts funding anti-Russian movements all aroud former Soviet republics.
they didn't have to fund shit.

>you're just an asshole and a bully so people don't like you
>"PROXY HOLOL LIES!
>RUSSIA LOVEABLE!
>US DID IT!!!"
lel

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That's your pay for having a pro-russian pup dictating our country

USSR collapsed and Russia in 1990 and in beginning of 2000 was in love with America, and was at it weakest state since 1612. We wanted to be friends with America. Putin in 2001 unironiclly was liberal and democratic, and you just start shit on us for no reason. Only because of that Putin stop Yeltsin policy and start to be more authoritarian. Crimea was about to became NATO port in Black see wich we cant and never allow to happen, so we had no joice but secure it.

>This is why Russia has no friends.

thanks mate, but no. it's much better not to have any friends. cuz some of em can be worse than the enemys. been there, done that.

nest time you start the discussion about things you don't know you better open the book and study some history. or smth like this: youtube.com/watch?v=w0Wmc8C0Eq0&t=1s

I can totaly prove it. despite the fact it was made by a propper British historian. luckly there is still smart people in the west. not many but still.

finland
eesti because they are the cutest
germany and unfortunately los estados

you have the only one dictator and you deserve him for sure. I praise the day some Russian leader will stup you any donations. live by your own you weak sneaky whores you allways have been.

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The Black Sea
The Carpathian Mountain and the Danube

Actually they weren't lying about liking America tbf. You and Britain just alienated Japan with things like rejecting the racial equality clause, the Washington naval treaty, the Asian exclusion act, and generally opposing their imperial ambitions in East Asia through the League of Nations despite being, with the exception of France, the two largest imperalistic powers yourselves, basically pushing them in the arms of the fascists. Remember what side they fought on in WW1.

1. USA
2. France because they are our one of our oldest allies, helped us defeat the an*lo menace to become a country, gave us a nice statue, and have always been based.
3. Pick 2 of: UK, Japan, Canada Australia

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we are not your ally, fuck off

sorry pierre, you are

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>1. ur cunt
France
>2. ur cunt's greatest ally & why
UK, we are like brothers, we are genetically similar, we used to be the same country
>3. ur cunt's 2nd/3rd greatest allies
Canada because it's our best child and the USA because we are ally with them since their creation in 1776.

no we're not fucking mutt, we hate you anglo shit, you chose to mock us for several decades now you reap what you sow.

We don't have any allies :(

i dont even know what youre talking about now, but we will still be ready to help if you need it

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Ah, and there's greatest enemy already.

Lithuania
Israel (strong support for the Jewish community)
USA, Latvia

lmao, you never helped France

Russia
Army
Nuclear missiles

Portugal
Spain
Brazil and China
Anglo and Germanic autists are far too perfidious to ever be true allies

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We have no frens

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>1. ur cunt
Canada

>2. ur cunt's greatest ally & why
First half of the 20th century: Britain
Second half: USA
21st century: still USA, but increasingly Mexico

>3. ur cunt's 2nd/3rd greatest allies
The EU

Based

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what is Belarus?
i'm sure you like each other

what did he mean by this?

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whatever you say man, thankfully your ignorance does not reflect reality

i meant you never helped France, if you entered ww2 is just because nips attacked you, where were you when my grandfather died in nazi camp and when my grandmother had to travel whole France to hide in south west campaign almost starving ? ah yes you were counting the shekels made out of our misery, now fuck off mutt, don't pretend you're good lad or anything, you're the fucking devil personified.

Belarus is a money leech, not a real ally. Maybe someday Anschluss will happen.

I want to be France's ally!!!

based

better be allied with fucking isis than siding with anything angloid tier

we were de-facto in the war since 1940. The UK wouldn't have survived without lend lease. Also even if we would have joined the war immediately, we would have arrived to late to see the fall of France

1. Flag
2. Denmark
3. Sweden and the Netherlands

Wow.

France
Belgium
The USA and Italy

write you a nice story if it can make you sleep right, you're fooling yourself only, why do you think we see you with such disdain when you come in here, peh

What an ungrateful cunt, we should have let the Germans have their way with you.

t. Abdul Muhammad Bahedin al Paris

>What an ungrateful cunt
lmao, are you already forgetting how perfidious you are ?
how you refused to pay your debts because it was not the same political regime ? how it bancrupted France and leaded it into the marasm of european wars ? when you sent only volunteers during ww1 to help build some roads ? or when you let us starve to death while you were making money like fat ass jews during ww2, or is it when you tried to make france a vassal state with your Amgot plan, or is it when you were mocking us for several decades on how dirty, hairy, weak, coward we were supposed to be ? lmao, yeah we're so ungrateful because there never been such shhamefull ally

you're so fucking clueless mutt, arabs are wearing nike sneakers and listen to your shitty rap music, they love you liek the scum they are.

I see how it is, We should leave Europe and never return

great, don't come here ever again, maybe you'll find some love in asia but a tip for you they hate you even more.

I told you kraut you are a propper moron
globalresearch.ca/stratfor-us-aims-to-prevent-a-german-russian-alliance/5437247

youtube.com/watch?v=Wijd10BZS1w

false
arabs hate america, it is well known

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We dont have any friends :(

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you really should to let those leeches alone

I mean it

and it's well know they were nike sneakers listen to shitty rap music and emulate the american culture, arabs in france don't hate anything more than france.

They don't, Soral Jr and they listen to French rap.

Ok, go make your Americanophobic posts on E&R henceforth, instead of polluting this place.

France and Poland seem to like you

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>i don't like you opinion may you live this safe place
you fucking faggot coward, anglo cock sucker.

You are our best ally. Literally the only reason we're on the UNSC right now is because of you.
Don't listen to the other retard, he's probably inbred.

>Poland seem to like you
LOL good joke, they hate us so much they are asking for reperations every few months

>france
they hate us, they just cooperate with us because they need us for their economy

quick rundown on baden-wurttemburg and qt saarland?

See my flag :^)
Germany, we've had a rough relationship but we still like each other
Belgium I guess and Canada

>Saarland
They love carnival and have french cultural influence

>baden-wurttemburg
They are Rich and mix between bavaria and lower saxony

we don't have to

masters have no friends, only servants, peasants and slaves

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Netherlands is the only country I respect as a country in europe

French people and poles like Germans though

What about Denmark and Iceland?

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>m-muh trditional values
Traditional values, my ass. You're 17% muslim, you live with the mentality of serfs and half of the country is closet homos.

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>poles like Germans

I thought that Poles and Germans got along well because western Poland is filled with Germans and East Germany is filled with Poles, and have been for centuries

>I thought
this is your problem here, you're trying to use a muscle you're not used to.

>17% muslim
and what? tatars are more based than Russians

yeah and we live at the 1/7th of the worlds land. reason why we have 17% muslin ethnicities and over 100 of small thnic groups is we did not genocide them. this is what you are blaming us? if we did that you'd never wrote this message nigger.

~120 millions of ethnic Russians control 1/7th of the worlds landscape, 1/3th of the whole world resources of oil, gas, coil, wood, water and metals.

we need no friends or shitty allies. we control everything we need, and if we wanted more - we just take it. eat it you dying breed american whore. you have no future in Europe and we all know that. fcuk yall cucks kekeke

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