/brit/

have wide hips. wonder if it's from drinking out of plastic water bottles

Colleague I dislike just got fired for smoking weed at work, today is a good day.

Nah I take it back doe mouthyank look like a cunt even if he gimme a stiffy

Looks like a feminine tryhard

why do poor people spend all their money on expensive drugs?

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no that's not how any of that works

Drank from plastic water bottles all my life basically and i've got small hips and large shoulders, you probably didnt play football when you were a kid ennit. One of those kids.

>I have no idea how to properly wear clothes and this is my cope

sucking a nigger (my dad)

yeah from the plastic chemicals

did play footy as a kid

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zoey lad we all seen pictures of you, you look like a malnourished bleached goblin you aint frontin on anyone

Need this so bad

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mummy's gone out so smoking a big spliff of stardawg in my room

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bent twat

bit gay

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He shags

coupla eating disorder victims right there

got fire holla
mans out ere active on the strip ygm

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Business idea :
Depublic instead of Republic

Played some video games

Mouthyank look like me granny uhh
/brit/ boys give me dat stiffy uhhh
Turtle head coming out me arse with a mullet uhh
Finna make the board better swallow a bullet uhh

name a more peng vegetable

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ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

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he shags grimmmm munters

Why didn't the Irish just go to the shops?

don't think this zoey character is a girl

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artichoke
simple as

Fucking a man isnt gay, its an assertion of dominance

can i survive only buying 4 ingredients for the rest of my life
tuna,pasta,eggs and mayo

make 2 big pots, one of tuna pasta, the other egg mayonnaise at the start of the week

why do your people rape and stab so many people

Tru dat (I'm a black bastard)

PENG
u also at g-a-y lad atm lad? just came on

the romans knew that

bruv you shagged one girl in high school and prossies sicne LOOOOOOOOOL fucking virgin moist yout

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>tuna
you’ll die of mercury poisoning

Alright lads, I've got a remarkable idea, hear me out because it might sound crazy:
Instead of delaying Brexit, what if, instead, we completely abandoned and remained a member of the European Union?

Wales is a Roman nation.

looooooool

MAYBE

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Nah that's not true at all.
Where do you come up with this?

broken
beaten
humiliated
no gf
but still i linger on

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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

gonna ghost the gf for a few days or so just to see how she reacts, put her through a little emotional stress you know

not really emotionally invested in this relationship anymore so whatever happens happens

Autism Speaks bruv

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moist ute haha

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shut up waste yout i'll send a couple young gs to hot u up

>Don't go there

You can't tell me what to do

LOL for real?

>A teacher who had been on board the bus said the suspect was known to be angry about Italy's migrant policy. Some reports said the man had shouted "stop the deaths in the Mediterranean".
NGOs literally have stopped them. Barely anyone is dying by drowning in it, sort of the problem as there's no deterrent.

Mate you have the mentality and vocabulary of a 14 year old wigger that picks up cigarette butts at the bust stop
I mean you're a fucking crack baby after all, so I wouldn't be surprised if your brain stopped developing at that age anyway.

hehe
Zafar you must gotta see this!

might join the baptist church

DON'T @ ME AGAIN I'M SCARED

Zoey is a fetish baby product of miscegenation

Disgusting abomination

>Italian driver
>originally from Senegal
hmmmmmm

horrible waste of a perfectly fine penis if you ask me

world's fucked

you don't have any "gs" you little ass dude lmfao

gona look around the bar for someone on their phone who looks like a Jow Forums user lol

wish that rain was my cum

mum is listening to linkin park in the bath again

If all brown people (like zoey) died today, what do you think would happen to the world?

fucking lmao

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Because they're poor lol!!!!!!

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I'd be dead too

disney song medley is actually good for depressed mood

it would improved dramatically

niggers need to hang

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White women would be in tears everywhere bruv

I'M HIDING LMAO

Care to comment on this take, zoey?

notch and pewdiepie grooming zoomers into far-white extremism online

alri charles darwin

it would become a paradise overnight

don't get this reference

are you dizzy blud? come to north bristol and ask about man

wtf is g-a-y?

might do a thing

Turned brown during me month abroad lads