>We Wuz CELTS!
>We Wuz ANGLO-SCANDINAVIANS!
>We Wuz MEDS!
So... how do average English folks actually look like?
We Wuz CELTS!
Easton Collins
Dominic Richardson
>So... how do average English folks actually look like?
you don't want to know trust me
Hunter Sanders
beady eyes
dark hair
crooked noses
potato faces
Caleb Thomas
>>We Wuz CELTS!
The Welsh, Irish and Highlander Scottish.
>>We Wuz ANGLO-SCANDINAVIANS!
Only in Yorkshire
>>We Wuz MEDS!
Who the fuck claims we're meds?
James Scott
all wh*te people look alike, so they look just like you
Samuel Foster
They look aight
Blake Wilson
We're the last true meds, all of southern europe has been occupied by stinky arab larpers. You might not like it, but it's the truth.
Juan Butler
you just cant see wel with those squinty eyes
Matthew Edwards
Something like this I guess
Hudson Hughes
whos the left
Camden Barnes
>crooked noses
Really?
Adam Green
My wife. She makes 10/10 souffles
Jeremiah Flores
Here is a Roman larper
Parker Wilson
>We Wuz CELTS!
>We Wuz ANGLO-SCANDINAVIANS!
Both facts.
>We Wuz MEDS!
What. Unless you're talking about ancient Rome, I don't know what you mean.
Kevin Cruz
Out of the way whitoid, true Roman coming through
Jackson Peterson
im 45th generation roman
Leo Mitchell
>average english folks
William Foster
Norman.
Levi Mitchell
You jelly whiteboi?
Lincoln Young
whats wrong?
Brody Torres
Ur welcome for the genes Anglo-saxons.
Austin Price
the old Norman cope meme
Kayden Kelly
I'm English
Eli Morales
My ancestor :)
Jaxon Flores
hes celtic
Blake Hernandez
Wyatt Foster
England is a country of like sixty million people, there is no 'average look' here.
Andrew Turner
Brits are mutts
Owen Campbell
was gonna try find a funny picture but too much porn so i stopped
Isaac Fisher
The life of a true gamer
Easton Wood
Imagine being proud of being a rapebaby
You're still 50% original celt, mate.
Isaac Baker
The English have never claimed to be Celts. Their identity was formed fighting wars against Wales, Scotland and Ireland.
Dominic Kelly
ENGLISH TILL I DIE
James Sanders
Reminder that people from the following regions have more Celtic DNA than Anglo-Scandinavian DNA and are therefore Celtic niggers:
>Northern Ireland (60.6% Celtic nigger, 29.8% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 30.8%)
>Scotland (56.9% Celtic nigger, 33.4% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 23.5%)
>Wales (46.7% Celtic nigger, 42.8% Anglo-Scandinavian - diff. 3.9%) [+MUTT BONUS: 1% JEWISH]
The following regions are over 50% Anglo-Scandinavian and therefore Nordic:
>Yorkshire and the Humber (51.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 38.9% Celtic nigger - diff. 12.4%)
>East Midlands (51.5% Anglo-Scandinavian, 40.0% Celtic nigger - diff. 11.5%)
The following regions have less than 50% Anglo-Scandinavian DNA and are therefore subhuman mutts:
>South West (49.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 38.7% Celtic nigger - diff. 10.6%)
>West Midlands (49.5% Anglo-Scandinavian, 40.3% Celtic nigger - diff. 9.2%)
>South East (48.3% Anglo-Scandinavian, 39.2% Celtic nigger - diff. 9.1%) [+MUTT BONUS: 1.18% JEWISH]
>East of England (46% Anglo-Scandinavian, 37.2% Celtic nigger - diff. 8.8%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC! [+MUTT BONUS: 1.61% JEWISH]
>London (42.0% Anglo-Scandinavian, 39.8% Celtic nigger - diff. 2.2%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WALES! [+MUTT BONUS: 3% JEWISH]
>North West (45.8% Anglo-Scandinavian, 43.9% Celtic nigger - diff. 1.9%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC! [+MUTT BONUS: 1.06% JEWISH]
>North East (45.8% Anglo-Scandinavian, 45.5% Celtic nigger - diff. 0.3%) - LESS ANGLO THAN THE WELSH ARE CELTIC!
Oliver Brown
So what you're saying is that the Nordic parts of Britain are an absolute shithole?
Nicholas Reed
No actual pictures of English people were posted
Colton Morales
Nice source you've got there.
"Nordic" genes are usually more prevalent depending on class than location.
Hudson Perry
based nordicist
Luke Roberts
Hunter Robinson
>< average yorkshireman
Cringe.
Juan King
we are romans
Hudson Morgan
more like 60% germanic, 40% celtic
and that's a good thing
Connor Cooper
Here ya go lad
Kevin Kelly
Proud members of the Mediterranean race, my veins course with beautifully swarthy, virile med blood
Not a drop of that disgusting g*rmanic blood in me
Chase Anderson
>We Wuz CELTS!
>We Wuz ANGLO-SCANDINAVIANS!
>We Wuz MEDS!
All of those are examples of 'You Wuz', because nobody in England says any of those things. Ethnically, the English draw a sizeable chunk of ancestry from the Romano-Britons living in the area we now know as England in 410 AD. But we are not Celtic (unless Cornwall counts, and to some extent Cumbria).
The Scandinavian connections are only really considered serious in Yorkshire, with York being revived as an independent Viking Kingdom in the mediaeval period and the local dialect being more influenced by Old Norse. This is almost entirely limited to an interest in the history of Viking invasions and settlement here, and the odd actual LARPer and his foil-and-cardboard sword in the woods of Dalby Forest.
Literally nobody thinks we're Mediterranean in any way. We're around 40% ENF which some might mistake for 'Med' ancestry (slightly more than the Dutch and Northern Germans, with Scandinavians at around 25-30% and Baltics about half of that figure), and a decade or so ago we had that retard Oppenheimer claiming Britons and the Irish were all Basque fishermen in disguise. The only people who seriously believe this - and certainly the only ones who WANT it to be true - are the Welsh and the Irish, who incorporate it into fantastical tales of distinction from the Evil and Eternal Anglo.
Most of the comments now seem to be based on the apparent prevalence of dark hair and swarthy skin. Olive skin is near non-existent in Britain. Also, it is not a marker of Mediterranean ancestry but rather pre-Roman Iron Age genetics from a people who plot much more northerly on PCAs than modern Englishmen do (Anglos, fairer and more blond than the Welsh, plot more southerly than the Welsh, Scots and Irish)
Bit rich coming from a short, swarthy faux fr*Nk
[pic related]
Kevin Cooper
Example of a darker British phenotype, a woman with an Anglo-Saxon surname
Ayden Scott
And another
Asher Morgan
We typically see the more pronounced norman-mediterranean phenotype among the upper and more achieved classes
There are some g*rmoid LARPers in this thread, ignore them, they are of poor genetic stock and underclass extraction, typified by obsession with their piss coloured hair and "germanic" y-dna
Easton Powell
What about not cherry-picking? I just wanted to see your university of college photos
Nathan Wood
>gauls are germanic
Leo Gonzalez
The West European clade aren't Gauls, I don't think. It's a people who cross over into Britain from the Doggerland at the end of the last Ice Age.
David Cox
They were never meds nor do they claim to be. The Romans left no genetic contribution.
William Hughes
See here
Wyatt Gonzalez
>"Nordic" genes are usually more prevalent depending on class than location
absolute hogwash considering the upper class is largely of french descent
the real divide is west = celtic, east = nordic
north, south, and class have nothing to do with it
Brayden Edwards
>who is brutus of troy
Imagine not believing glorious foundation "myths" of intrepid adventurers settling this misty land
David Campbell
>mistakes a definiton of race
>misspells a word
>tries to delete his post
>calls others brainlets
oh no no no no
Jace Adams
>proud of being a rapebaby
>tf
>tp
Nicholas Reed
Would marry
Cameron Gomez
Post your student pics jesus christ. This is how I expected this thread to go.
Ryder Hill
Do we larp as finnougrics or maybe vikings?
Russians are always very defensive about being slavic. I don't know why. It's better to be a baltic finn in my opinion anyway.
Nicholas Parker
swarthy med blood courses through my veins
Jaxson Flores
Sebastian Thompson
New faggots replying sincerely, if he was being serious he would have googled it
Gabriel Richardson
as a yorkshireman, it's true that the interest is almost entirely vested in the history of the region, but we are also aware it is part of our ancestry
you won't however find us seriously claiming to be current scandinavians, as we identify as yorkshiremen (a distinct breed of its own)
Isaac Thomas
Based
Hunter Wilson
A very Scottish face, I don't really see anyone that looks like this outside of Scotland
Connor Evans
> serious he would have googled it
would Jow Forums die without these threads and generals?
Zachary Roberts
I'm a Yorkshireman too, user (East Riding)
William Bell
Jace Long
Its not the thread its the replies
Thomas White
>Do we larp as finnougrics
Werent they the ones who were fucked over.
Gavin Moore
Hunter Rogers
you forgot
>we wuz french (normans)
Jaxson Jackson
Why is everyone so mad?
Brayden Adams
where abouts in east riding lad?
i'm from york mesen, but i spent some years in hull and some more in a little parish in the east
Oliver Morgan
They were literally fucked out of existence. Northern Russians are 1/4 finns tho.
Levi Cooper
Your posts are extremely low IQ. Do some research before posting.
Benjamin Nguyen
england was controlled by rome for 500 years
also france for 4-500
Joseph Parker
Alexander Fisher
Serious question
Are welsh as gingerish as the irish/scots?
Charles Morgan
Kayden Rogers
Driffield originally, now in Hull
Adam Jackson
This your average MED Anglo, a true Roman as you can see.
Jaxon Butler
You see this phenotype all the time in New Zealand.
Jonathan Stewart
Levi Rodriguez
you realize orkney and shetland literally spoke a scandinavian language until the 15/1600s and has the most nordic DNA in the entire isles at 50-60% or more on average right? it was literally part of norway until the 1500s when the princess of norway married a scot.
Logan Miller
Would be useful to know where dna of Russians were taken.
Grayson Jackson
>New Zealand
You mean Scotland (South-West Pacific Division)?
Luis Long
Yeah, but they are weird, inbred sheepshaggers.
Jaxon Russell
yeah and like five people live there mate.
>let me tell you about your country
Austin Morris
think he's talking exclusively about england mate, everyone knows orkney and shetlands were skandi
p.s. we were also unified with norway and denmark
Anthony Martin
Cameron Barnes
Novgorod, Pskov and Arkhangelsk mostly.
Levi Anderson
>"Nordic" genes are usually more prevalent depending on class than location.
yeah, even today the ruling class/wealthy are more likely to have a french last name
remember that one time anglo-saxon nobles were stripped of all their titles and land for 400 years and the next "english" king was a french mutt anyway?
Kayden Perry
Austin Butler
looks like a horse
Benjamin Phillips
yeah in the 900s maybe
Isaiah Sullivan
normans were viking-frog mutts
Landon Young
He looks like a guy who would have a very big, thick pubic hair
Chase Cruz
>Every King of England since 1066, with the sole exception of William I, has been a descendant of Alfred the Great
>The Franks had a long and notable history of intermarriage with the Anglo-Saxons, particularly those in Wessex and to a lesser extent Mercia (hence why Louis d'Outremer was a monolingual Anglophone when he ascended to the Frankish throne)
>Edward the Confessor was a descendant of Rollo