/brit/

Have waked 8 times today

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I consider you one as well

Imgur?

Might want to see a sleep doctor

Join us brothers!

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I wouldn’t want to date that strange commie bitch.

Fatkino tonight in 2.5 hrs lads

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Thighs

Communism is based.

>nails

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what's the backstory

Are the southern states nice?

Hopeless, lonely, desperate for love

Which one of these 3 best describes you?

Bender

literally what part of that post was hattable
cretin

imagine the smell

What's wrong with them.

Nah, I voted brexit, fuck off.

she bites them

WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE BLOCKED FROM Jow Forums AND 4CHANNEL ON MOBILE REEEEE

Not him but all of it

so did corbyn though

>not believing in Ingsoc
Will put your name down to be unpersoned.

We've got a Labrador puppy who is a runt, the runt of a litter. We bought her along a roadside in a little pet shop, out in the country one day. She was a bit of a wild dog, a wild girl who wouldn't stay in. We have a big wall around our house in London, and she wouldn't stay in, she always used to jump the wall. She'd go out on the town for the evening, like Lady and the Tramp. She must have met up with some big black Labrador or something. She came back one day pregnant. She proceeded to walk into the garage and have this litter... Seven little black puppies, perfect little black Labradors, and she's not black, she's tan. So we worked out it must have been a black Labrador. What we do is if either of the dogs we have has a litter, we try to keep them for the puppy stage, so we get the best bit of them, and then when they get a bit unmanageable we ask people if they want to have a puppy. So Jet was one of the puppies. We give them all names. We've had some great names, there was one puppy called Golden Molasses. I rather like that. Then there was one called Brown Megs, named after a Capitol executive. They've all gone now. The people change the names if they don't like them.

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out the tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

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>phoneposter
You deserve it tbqh

I missed what Theresa said

there is no theresa anymore
bow down

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Fuck Corbyn, I voted for the Norfolk conservatives last election, just because of brexit and racist immigration

causes being something that has the power to necessarily create a result and conditions being a convenient explanation for a phenomena without an inherent necessity for bringing it about.

causes aren't real. because where in the cause does one find the consequence? if a consequence is an inherent part of a cause why should it manifest separately? do causes require conditions (does a seed planted need water?) if they do then you get an infinite regress of how conditions of causes causes to cause things. if a cause doesn't need any condition, then you have to appeal to an unexplained occult power for explaining causation (which is in turn explaining something otherwise unexplained so it just passes the buck - why does the world exist? because god made it? why does god exist - i don't have to answer that).

all things come about due to a series of conditions: 2 examples:
why are the lights on? because i turned them on? because when i click a switch it sends electricity through wires? because i want to be able to see? because photons are hitting your eyes? - these are all conditions that explain phenomena and none of them are by necessity the cause of phenomena. It could be the case that i flick the switch and the lights don't come on.

On a similar note the entire universe's only explanation seems to me to be its perceptual condition as something i see (whether it is in my mind as the idealists would say or it is a real thing i'm seeing as realists would say) - if i were a rock that could not perceive, there would be no universe.

because things come from conditions, that don't necessarily contain them inside them - eg lights don't exist in my finger or a switch or a wire. it means that phenomena are devoid of inherent substantial essence. why? if they had a substantial essence would it arise along from the conditions? no because how can an eternal characteristic come from something else - if the condition had their essence they would simply be the phenomena

Whoms't?

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eg if fire got its heat from oil, why is oil not hot to the touch?

if you say that the essence of a thing is dependent on something else: eg a table is by essence the result of a carpenter and wood - you get another infinite regress because all things will be essentially defined by other things. and this has two paradoxical results - one is that how could there be an essence if it cannot be described in isolation? secondly if all things are explained in a chain of essences, how could we even distinguish between different essences?

therefore it follows that all phenomena lack an essence - because all phenomena are not caused but simply explained by conditions that tends to hold true but isn't guaranteed to do so. everything is empty in an ultimate sense, but there does seem to be a rhyme and reason to reality in a mundane sense.

not even a pixel

Thoughts on this very beautiful actress?

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wonder how many times she's been raw dogged by random deans on that bed

trollop

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Because of brexit and reduced immigration*

filename says it mate
our new prime minister

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NOT A PHONEPOSTER
JUST OCCASIONALLY NEED TO UPDATE THE LADS ON BRIT FROM THE PHONE

>think i'm nearly failing a class
>calculate my grade
>it's an 86.25

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I don't think you know what "who" means

kek you gotta admit this is true

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holy
fucking
PENG

>not a phoneposter
>I just post from a phone

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That's not a name you gimp.

youtube.com/watch?v=EE1wCo3N6As
Kino wherein a Yank goes to Blackpool

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stop posting 4/10s

going to a berlin sex club on saturday!!
excited

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>going to a gay sex club on saturday!!
>excited

grim

Saint Sebastian is the fittest one to be posted yet

they look ugly
at least post hot slags

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back from the barber

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just dress formally bro

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*clears throat*
OXFORD
BENDER

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for me its saint chad, who introduced christianity to the kingdom of mercia

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/brit/ is a Keira Knightley general.

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>fake hairline
DOGSHIT

nah, we're chebs men

Can't wait for the 2020 brexitgirl pinup calender.

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People keep talking about making Britain Great again - but when exactly was it Great? If by Great you mean it went into other countries and ruled over them unelected, stripped them of resources - then I don't see much chance of it ever being Great again. How how the mighty have fallen flat on their egotistical sense of self importance. Shuffle along now.

Love Emma Watson’s butt.

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We're toe to toe with the Globalists. We need to set up a control grid and kill.

funny how losers lap her up as if she's milking brexit any less than twitch girls are milking video games

love her tiny chebs

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you gotta admit that was a good one

Can't think of a more attractive actress, she's sublime tee bee aitch

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oxford homosexual

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Spamming the same post over and over isn't ever a good one.

careful now, you'll get your skin colour insinuated to be a few tones darker than it really is

>implying she's not being paid by a nefarious shadowy higher power

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I am more based than catyank.

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what exactly is a 'sex club' and how are berlin sex clubs different from anywhere else

is it wrong I wanna jump off a building

homosexuality is suicide

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>women who wear boots
don't trust them

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damn, that was a pretty good one

just logged on to /brit/ and saw this, nice post x

need my nads ground into a pink paste

Rob Watson says Theresa May's tone has infuriated MPs from all parties who blame her for the problems with the Brexit process.

"It's hard to see how her attack will help her win support for her deal in any 3rd vote, and the big question now in British politics can MPs who don't want her deal or no deal do anything about it between now and next Friday," he says.

"British politics feels at breaking point."

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