User you look so cute

user you look so cute

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Thanks, how was your day? Would you like to grab a soft cream cone?

>and that's how I mutt your mother

y-you too...

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>and that's how I mutt your mother
Holy shit, that's brilliant!

Thanks, darling. I like your long curly hair, it's very beautiful.

Please refrain from talking to my waifu
>meet her friends instead

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hey dude
you always make these threads about black women
have you ever had a relationship or a sexual encounter with one?
how was it?

thanks

>haha thanks! I like being shidded and farded on

Bullshit im ugly af

>lithuanian
>racist
pffffffffffttttttttt right

what are you talking about user? I haven't said anything racist.

user is talking about himself

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Why do Island people pretend they're not black?

yes
i'm sorry
i meant to type

>lithuanian
>ugly
pfttttttttttt right'

But it's true. I look like a slavic mutt

You look like a fat dude in estrogen. A nigger no less.

yeah nope
i bet you're a fucking chad

i'm 5.8, i have brown hair and eyes, a weak chin, a slavic forehead and goblin ears

at least you're not me, senpai

what do you hate about your appearance, user?

>brown hair/eyes isn't the most patrician combo
brainlet

>black super models
>only one black girl, rest afe mulattas
Kekerino

But these are common Slavic features. Why would i want to look like that?

user, it’s okay to be gay, but there’s no need to be hateful.

Oh man, where do I start?
First, I'm fat. Yeah yeah, I know you can lose weight but it is hard as fuck and I'd end up with a bunch of loose skin like pic related
My face has a horrible shape
my dick is only 5'
and I'm hairy AS FUCK

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how chubby are you? you could lose some weight by changing your diet a bit and it shouldn't create loose skin.

177cm, 110kg

because they are also common anglo features

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110kg isn't too heavy user, you could stand to lose some weight

picture

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just lose weight slowly user, worrying about loose skin isn't an excuse not to try

what is your daily diet user?

I guess you're right.
I was on a diet a few months ago. Lost 20kg, but dropped the diet and gained the weight back.

Any advice for me?
160cm
111.13 kg
I'm fat as fuck

how many meals a day do you usually eat?

I'm not a weight loss expert, but eating like less of an American is always a good start. Homecooked meals can be as healthy as you like and are often cheaper. If you are satisfied with your eating habits than I would recommend exercising regularly to burn the fat off.

well, i lost weight by going on one of those keto diets.
what do you look like?
is it like 3 or 4
i dont really have a routine, i eat when i'm hungry or bored

cut that down to 2-1 atleast and you should be fine. I usually eat 2-1 "strong" meals a day, and I also eat junk food quite often, but i'm not gaining any weight. If you eat, because you're bored why not pick up a hobby? you could play vidya or pick up an instrument

Don't listen that dude, most anons secretly want a thick black gf