I have never had a girlfriend

I have never had a girlfriend

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Me neither.
And I'll never have one because I'm ugly as fuck and mentally ill.
I crave human contact tho.

you think you're special here, lad?

it's not as fun as it looks

You know whats not fun? Going on a walk and passing all the couples while you're there alone

I have and they've all been bad, self obsessed people. Don't be a cuck fag who daydreams about being in love, aim to have sex instead.

Ive had some and they always made my life worse cuz im a super depressed loner with very low social energy. Having sex gets old really fast and then i was just a dude who was depressed, having regular sex and slowly making another person miserable just like me. Would not reccomend having a gf unless youre an already happy healthy person.

Once you get your first the magic falls apart rather quickly. Only the first love counts, if you break up with your first then don't bother

Me fucking too

And I dont have any friends

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me 3

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I would never have had a girlfriend if not for this website

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>no friends
>no girlfriend
>no family
>no car
>no job
been like this since i graduated high school 8 years ago

>tfw the only "girlfriend" you ever had was in preschool
>fondly remember every second of it despite the rest of preschool and elementary being a black haze
>tfw you randomly bump into her twenty years later
>she recognizes you before you do
>calls you her first love
>she's engaged

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how the fuck do you get a gf if you're depressed and low energy?
fuck you i'm jelly

the only family i have is my bipolar, gunshot-wounded mom and i have not graduated high school

>gunshot-wounded mom

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She tried to kill herself 2 years before I was born.
Shot herself in the mouth.
She got blind on her left eye and she limps now.

me neither
I've never pursued or showed interest in any girls either so I've never really tried to get one

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It's better this way belive me. You cannot miss something that didn't happen.

My advice: Hurt her before she hurts you.

i had my first sexual experience when i was 5 yo with the neighbor girl in the same age
18 years have passed and eversince i havent touched a female the same way i did back then

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Same. Had a bf though

fuck you

>how the fuck do you get a gf if you're depressed and low energy?
fuck you i'm jelly

Usually im so depressed to the point that i stop caring and do heroin. Heroin turns you into a godchad happy man with endless energy and getting a gf is easiest thing. But then those gfs freak out and tell your family youre using heroin and youre forced into quitting and go back to being depressed and anxious, wasting your life in pointless suffering because other people would rather you be miserable than happy for some reason.

That he did

Unironically selfish, heartless bastards. You only live once user, do whatever you can to maximize the joy of your life :)

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what's the problem? are you ugly? are you asocial? thin penis?

so what? why on earth do so many of you faggots think a woman is going to make you happy?

its not a womans job to make you happy, you have to make yourself happy, which makes you appealing to women.

there is literally no one but you putting pressure on yourselves about girls. you are a man, you dont need to be upset about not having a walking sack of naggery

humans need human contact, love and sex

Because theres clearly something wrong with me. There are uglier guys with gfs, people who are more socially awkward, lazier, stupider than me.
I'm not a depressed mope with no prospects. But I'm severly lacking in intimacy. I crave it. And I don't mean sex, I mean smoeone I could share my life with.

Come to America and you'll have a gf instantly based on accent alone

But it is. Wrestling is fun.

That's hardcore.

cringe

The only worse thing i can imagine is having a lot of them but never being able to commit for a relationship longer than 20 days or a month
its not about human touch in whatever way, its committing to acknowledging another person you judged into that position based on her looks to be a person worthy of attention, honesty and responsibility towards, none of which you never had the balls to have towards yourself let alone another creature on the planet
if youre retarded, youre retarded, there is no digging yourself out of it, no matter how far you can reach
emotional pain and suffering is what we bring upon ourselves
You didnt reach far, but when you do, do not get exited as if it has all come together
you are damaged in your own way, for never having a gf, there are other ways of being damaged and having a gf never helped, only made things worse for both
there is a reason you are shy enough to never engage in pursuit for the opposite sex
ether youre a faggot (highly unlikely, faggots breed diseases into each other faster than the plague moved, faggots also tend to smell each other from kilometers away and only need to look at each other to agree to spread diseases to each other via faggot fucking) OR you have problems with communicating to people (not just girls)
you can blame your parents and how they raised you

don't care

I can't just blame my parents my brother and sister are fine

>There are girls who think i'm cute
>There are guys that want and have tried to fuck me
>Girls doesn't want to date twinks.
>I'm far from being gay
GODDAMMIT AM I A JOKE

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You lost nothing, girls are one big pain in ass.

iktf

t. 31 y.o. loser with huge mental issues.

>i have not graduated high school
how come? you speak English...

t. youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oxU3hnh4s

Didn't learn english in school.
Also, what do you have?

I was learning but at the end of school knew only, "London is the capital of Great Britain" and "my name is Boris".

huge body complexes, I'm short also babyfaced, when I was a teenager, I was very skinny.

even so, many women have said I'm cute or good looking but I'm also too shy, low self steem, socially awkward, avoidant personality etc. I got a college degree from the best university of the country, but have never managed to hold a job for long because of my poor social skills. So, on top of all, I've been unemployed for long periods of time, which of course makes even more difficult to date women or even meet them.

I love you, bro

i wish i was baby faced

love you :3

same, i'm very insecure about my small cock

size and pics

>blade runner purple man cool
sides destroyed

I'm evidently cute (hot women have approached me unironically) but I don't like going out and doing things and that drives all of them away
I just want to be alone without feeling alone

my only gf was when I was 13/14. i was a chad then i became a turbo incel because i got addicted to games

>>calls you her first love
>>she's engaged

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small and no

what game are you playing rn?

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Just go to a prostitute and you'll stop caring

football manager 2019 lol

fucking hell man, isn't it one of those that come out every year with barely any changes?
do japanese gamers hate EA like people in the west?

not quite as bad as fifa as it usually have some changes ever year. i play it when i dont have anything else to play

FUCKING THIS. trust me op, i know being alone sucks, but getting a women involved in your life can severely fuck you up if things dont go well

what if u gay?

No no, let them all got one that gonna break their hearts, they wanted it so they gotta learn

How old are you faggots?

27 reporting in, never even held hands with a grill.

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29 haha

I have
It's not worth the emotional anguish user

i have, only in grades 7 and 8 though, never had sex

me too

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My sister just complained about her recent breakup to me despite knowing Im a virgin who's never had a gf. She's saying how hard it is to be single again, its like she knows Im a loser and does it intentionally.

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sometimes i think a gf would be ok then i remember i'd have to show interest in the shitty things she likes like her shitty tastes in movies, books, tv shows, music etc, she'd want to go out to expensive restaurants to gloat some sort of societal status, she'd buy me stupid shit that i wouldn't care about, she'd want me to visit her family every so often for absolutely no reason at all except to make small talk and assure her family im not murdering her, i'd have to deal with her own anxieties and moments of anger and sorrow (as if it's not enough that i have to deal with those pains of my own), she'd always be fulfilling herself with material and capital values, nothing of substance, my free time would be reduced to none therefore i would not be able to focus on my own interests and just become another automaton in the sea of cultural zombies.
it sounds like a shitty time

i feel like people like us are cursed

>kids my age are complaining about hookup culture and want to be in serious, caring, monogamous relationships
>I'm only fucking 23
Wtf, Jow Forums told me all normies were fucking all the time until their 30s.

>mfw scared of commitment
thats my only problem here, lads
i feel like i'm just not ready since i still live with my parents and i dont have any income

i missed out on young love because of this...

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Neoliberalism really did a number on the world.

How close are you with your sis?

When I was in middle school and started getting into girls I asked my sister to help me attract girls. She taught me how to maintain myself, she brought me shopping (she was older and had a job) and not only did we become closer but I became a bit of a lady killer through high school. It's been a while since she moved out but we are still good friends, I suggest you take this opportunity to do the same man. Learn how to meet girls and make a close lifelong friend

i hope you know what neoliberalism is

25 khhv

It is what it is. After a certain point you’ll get used to it. Just keep a stiff upper lip and move on with things.

Women are clingy and childish. Not to mention they can spend money in ways you never imagined. And sex feels good but it makes you tired and sweaty, plus having to worry about pregnancy.

Same man. Thanks /cp/ bros.

Wish I had

You chose an original picture and original topic, my friend.

Sorry bro :(

>neoliberalism

are you fat ?

I dont have friends, gf or family. the only person I love is my mom and she is in another state. I miss her badly

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you'd be surprised how quickly you learn to hate the person you're in love with

I'd probably be homeless if it weren't for my good looks and big dick. I'm terrified of paperwork and phone calls, can barely hold a job, and don't know how to talk to people. I've had a girl to do all that kind of stuff for me since I was 15. The girl I'm with now lets me drive her car and live in her grandma's old house for free just so I can keep her company. It's not so bad some days I really feel worthless or lesser, like some kind of trained ape

neither have I potatoman, I'm also a KV.

time to shave your legs and pretend to be a girl now I guess

>guys literally date each other but won't date me
I hate this so much if I was born like 30 years earlier I'd get guys asking me out all the time and being really well behaved with me

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this.
The only people who ever tried to fuck me were gay dudes and everytime it happened it made me even sadder just realizing that the only thing I could attract were homos. fuck my life.

The last time a girl spoke to me not because she was talking to a friend of mine, or because of classes was 2 years ago