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haha alri lads edition

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yeah hahah alri

where's 190

Lol imagine growing up and doing drugs with that nose

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my primordial DNA makes me want to stomp on that thing for the safety of the tribe

*googles the board of directors at foxxconn*

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give me a quick rundown

Britainishang (Chinese Overseas Province)

Good thing you’re not a dumb animal and you have empathy right?

The body of a man who fled police in January has been found in a river still wearing handcuffs.

The 22-year-old, named locally as Reece Hillier, ran off after being detained by officers in Southampton.

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Y-y-y-y-yeah.... hehehe

some taiwanese fellas?

What an absolute wally

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Big fan of the brown and trashy phenotype

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reposting this here


check out the day pelosi and schumer forgot to edit the post they got from their bosses. reminds me of victor anichebe's tweet from a few years ago haha

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Can't say I'm a fan

>underage uruguayan coalburner

Based Taste

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One of the most underrated British comedies of all time. Someone uploaded all the episodes to youtube a few months ago. I recommend to all you zoomers who were toddlers when it came out.

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Talking to a girl I know is a total wreck and a club slag, I stalked her facebook and it has weird stuff from years back

However she’s blonde slim and relatively tall and quite cute, I know she’s an utter cunt as well but all of this is so attractive

I know she’ll absolutely ruin me and spit me out

But nice is boring

big fan indeed

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Armando iannucci is a hack

holy FUCK who is this fit slag

might get some black skechers but I'm not sure haha

>window kid
>bru c
>jauz
>my nu leng
>darkzy

Nice one bruv

>Still have to do 177 words on this essay by tomorrow.
This shit is never getting completed

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Wow she looks like shit already. Girls that get hot in high school hit the wall so goddamn fast. Also, girls with those downward sloping eyes are always ditzy whores.

Reccently bought a pair
I wear them when I go for a run
They're quite comfortable

y-y-yeah, he ran off. hehe

Lol 177 words is nothing

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real shit

Me? Just woke up
My life is a mess

have not read a trip post in years, so glad for filters

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

DERBY COUNTY

Haven't played Xbox live since the halo 2 days

its all Chinese
nothing really surprising tbqh

its that thicc yank slag that eats the fat burger in that webm, cant remember her name

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I could shit out 177 terrible words easily.
But they have to be of quality.

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>co-created Alan Partridge
>a hack

Fuck off back to /cum/

>its all Chinese

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you gotta snap out of that my friend
Waking up early as fuck is the easiest way out of depression.

Although it does feel shit when it approaches 11pm (like now) and you feel fucking tired.
It's gay af.

i really love this

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reminder

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>p-please march with us for a second referendum

>tfw I could post the real thing and get every britfaggot in this thread thrown in prison

loving every laugh

16 year old Swedish girl with her 24 yr old bf

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>Moses Shithole

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>one eye on the match
>one eye on the pakis

This is my ideal phenotype. Literally cannot understand people who prefer blondes to brunettes.

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wheres shipman

Rorke

both have their charms
i like redheads as well

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>believed it would give him magical powers

Hey that's a half truth

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>image of a new born with partial face duplication
how horrifying

in the dock man

Deformed freaks should be aborted or euthanized if they're born
Fuck "pro-lifers"

Get out of bed at noon, my head is fucking screwed
And my life is really going down the tubes
I don't know what the fuck to do

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HOLY
FUCKING
PENG

Fucking love the Armando Iannucci show
Best done absurdist sketch show

>300+

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hate my mother

Blonders are rarer and brighter, they genuinely look quite heavenly

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>mfw no deal brexit

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Thanks

hahahahahahahaahahh i do drugs btw :v

Talking to my imaginary friend George

the books are closed patrick

and that's a good thing

Agreed good post bossman

>london is in the norf

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I hope every day this happens.

big event at my uni tomorrow lads
t'would give details but it's easily doxxable and i shan't be allowing /brit/ to find out where i'm going to college

Often feel I need to achieve some sort of mediocre level of notoriety on some social media site or something just so I can leverage it into fucking loads of "instagram model" type cunts

what does this have to do with british culture

janny has banned me before for posting this

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jannys gonna steam his buns when he sees this

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t. angry white man

Not really alri' No

huwaeii phone just exploded

I'm being Yankazoided

I keep saying dude and awesome and yesterday I caught myself saying "jerk off".

I can't help what I am becoming.

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this is what you look like to girls

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all flights to cheadle intl have been diverted

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>Sunday is the day for getting your arms ripped out if you don't read EVERY section of that Sunday Observer.
>Because if you don't, babe... I'm going to be watching you and I don't care where you go. You can fuck off to Tibet and I shall have men, *nutters* from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers, ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off.