Culture Pals /cp/ general

That sexpat boomer edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

>Sign up at:
interpals.net/

>Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

>Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
>qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

>Script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/Hpg21vbdbds
youtu.be/enT-YRugTOY
youtube.com/watch?v=lD1siMGgStQ
youtube.com/watch?v=TRi9__MZ3AE
metro.co.uk/2017/09/25/chef-40-duped-out-of-1600-by-ukrainian-con-woman-who-stood-him-up-at-the-airport-6954055/
youtube.com/watch?v=sLwQTr5cadc
myredditnudes.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

i hooked up with a fillipina chick a few months ago, and i was surprised that they really dont have any BO.

she was a wackjob though

The magyar girl belong to italic bull

Based

Why not invest your time into creating an online dating profile for your own country so you can actually meet the girls rather than just chat with them about nothing?

>Max Payne's Hawaiian shirt

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I give in, I admit I want a black girl. The darker skinned the better. Where do I look to find one that's not a scammer?

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Give me a Canadian

>black
>qts
Pick one

oh shit, ITS PAYNE

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>for your own country
not a fan of the people in this state tbhwyf

I've tried online dating locally, didn't work too well. A few girls matched with me on tinder and agreed to meet but they all flaked on me. Probably going to stop using interpals soon though because I met a girl in real life that things seem to be going pretty good with

I can't stop thinking about alternative geography.

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Tell us

Sometimes I imagine what If mena didn't exist, what If USA never reach independence, what If Argentina colinized Argentina, what If africa was bordering mongoloid asia...
The list goes on.

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ColOnized*

What if earthquakes were in reverse.

This is what it’s like when you’re old and truly don’t give a fuck anymore,,

Start 2:05

youtu.be/UHHRpQpa_48

PUT THE ALBANIAN QT GF IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT

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Kys

no u

youtu.be/Hpg21vbdbds

They seem high maintenance

youtu.be/enT-YRugTOY

>i was surprised that they really dont have any BO
You clearly haven't spent enough time around them the because they can stink

Applying to be on 90 day fiance with my Russian qt

Can you say that again in English!

For real? Holy fuck you better get on this will be the greatest meme.

He's trying to get on a TLC reality show about Americans who are marrying foreigners.

Woah....

It's pretty entertaining desu
youtube.com/watch?v=lD1siMGgStQ

Why would anyone want to be on TV?

Money

Also I forgot about this guy who I was absolutely convinced may have been one of us, he seems like the Jow Forums type
youtube.com/watch?v=TRi9__MZ3AE

I want to be mutually in love with a girl on interpals again but I can never find the energy to sift through hundreds of rejections and insanely boring women

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Search for women you find interesting

>Thank you for visiting my profile. I enjoyed reading yours. Yes I actually take the time to read profiles. Lol

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I only talk to crazy people, I have yet to find any

There's some American guy that married a Russian girl in the show that ended up having a black baby lmao

lol

Yeah and she claims the baby is black because her dad is half Cuban or something to that effect. That's not how genetics work, she got blacked behind his back.

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Pretty sure that dude is gay too

Hasn't someone from interpals already been on that show? I remember one of the people on their said they met on a penpal website

It's not everyone, I read somewhere that it was like 40% for Koreans so I imagine something similar

metro.co.uk/2017/09/25/chef-40-duped-out-of-1600-by-ukrainian-con-woman-who-stood-him-up-at-the-airport-6954055/
there are examples of famed interpals meetings

>handful of girls have complimented me, ignored
>but I've gotten at least 3 different compliments on my appearance from guys

it somehow feels better getting compliments from bros :)

let a pal know he's looking good today

ur handsome

Lmao post more like this

She got arrested lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=sLwQTr5cadc

That's why you never pay for their stuff.

lmao wtf is this show

The way she talks is so fucking annoying

Beta losers marrying foreigners and foreigners scamming losers for a green card. It's hilarious

fuck this MNU fag blocks me every time i wiev him

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i got this today too, I accepted.

>A man who sold his laptop and guitar to pay for his Ukrainian girlfriend to come to live with him
how will he ever recover

Day 1:
Still no Japanese gf yet

Feminism has ruined western women though

>Feminism has ruined western women though

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>Le feminism boogeyman
Ah yes, it has completely destroyed the west. Imagine being this retarded.

if you don't agree with that you are quite frankly a cucked soyboy. Go back to drinking your soylent, faggot.

>if you don't agree with that you are quite frankly a cucked soyboy. Go back to drinking your soylent, faggot.

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Whats the craziest or silliest conversation you've had on IP within the last 2 days?

Fat chinese girl kept trying to convince me to watch her masturbate, this wasn't on Ip tho we moved to WhatsApp

I don't think that's true. Koreans are uniquely homogeneous so I think the body odor thing is universal for them, and the Japanese as well.

Damn, just checked and you're right. Don't know where I got the 40% from, must have been thinking about something else

That's interesting then, I wonder what Koreans think of when they smell deodorant on a foreigner then, because deodorants most often than not smell good but they know the implication it's hiding body odor

>girl messages me literally once a month on whatsapp
>I know I'm a bad person
What do I even do? how do I respond to this?

Phone posting is the patrician method

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B8 posting should be a bannable offense

No bait here brother, just spreading gospel truths

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my stomach hurts

Rub it

Very true brother. Don't break your phone now

I'll be extra careful, made an Apu thread yesterday so I'm restocked

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very thirsty

I don't think people realise they still stink shit even with deodorant.

t. Knower

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Was she Catholic

she said "its haram"
my fucking sides, this has gotta be someone from here

it's me

Reckon the flip here is this one

Many things are haram.

Just like Randy

I generally like filipina girls because they smell good.

>I generally like filipina girls because they smell good.
Cringe

Rude

Based more like

that would be me

that would be me

that would be me

My dick is useless

Gonna make more meatballs tonight

2 isn't enough?

Nope, I want 6

Put it down my throat!

G-gay

Yes please. You're male(female)?

Y-yes. I'm Jawbrah

Hi jawbrah...
Suck this .I.

Meeting a male(female) tonight

A kebab made 4 profiles to contact me after I ignored her. I'm gonna get stabbed won't I?