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Cocks...

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met this kiwi girl and she said that while she didn’t endorse the shooting the sheeds has it coming
(Note to gchq: this ant my opinion)

wet slippery dog poop

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i'm so bored rn that i can't even be bothered to go to sleep

quntessential zoomoid post

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can you tell us how to get a teen fwb now please

completely obsessed with a girl
pretended i wasnt obsessed today
and it made her come talk to me
#chad

whoa ... alright let all the niggers in!!!!!!

ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN

FUCKING PENG

>zoomoid

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life isn’t a race to the bottom, stop being proud of your lack of accomplishments

WHEN I WAS

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Does any part of the UK sound like this?

it was a bait post alright
pipe down

fukken ell i know this feel

I can't explain why I'm attracted to her. But I am.

I wouldn't be surprised if I had abnormally high testosterone or something.

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phwoooar

feel personally attacked by this post

Imagine being this much of a chad and wanting to end your life

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Mate...

i wish the australian government would block all canadian posters from accessing Jow Forums

lol

Might wanna get checked for that

THAT'S IT LET ALL THE NIGGERS IN!!!! JUST FUCKING LET THEM IN RORKE!!!!!!!!

Got home quite stoned the other night and had a thirst for some yank soft drinks, seems a bit silly now considering the price but oh well

Rate the order

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B A N J O
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DA QUEEN!!

Not bothered at all is he

whos that guy did he kill himself and why

any /underachiever and proud/ man in?

my intellect and charisma could unironically have taken me to 10 downing street but I coast through life doing the bare minimum, have never and will never struggled at anything

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they got that dr pepper vanilla at the local its quite good 2bh

some proper mingers are sexy as hell because of how filthy they look IMHO

Pal if you’re not able to just simply approach a slag like that in the club and not be offered a shag

You’re really low down the list

she has the same appeal as women who have gone through 2 or 3 pregnancies while still relatively young. their parts are bigger and still hold together nicely.

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>have never and will never struggled at anything
seems you struggled with that sentence

mike thalassitis

he had a football career but never quite made it, then went on popular reality tv show love island in summer 2017

committed suicide a few days ago

her parts don’t hold together nicely at all
also she has absolutely no tits

I've shagged filthier looking slags than that, m8

Imagine projecting this hard

two girls asked me for my insta today

two girls asked me to stop following them today

gyppo bird did this to me once while i was chatting up a boy at a party
reckon the lower class simply don't have gaydars

Didn't you fuck your cousin you nonce?

what did you say?

lists used as emphasis are very a hattable literary gimmick imo

Part of the church founded by saint Peter and not afraid to say it.

:)

r u a girl

I honestly reckon i've wasted over a year of my life if i was to add together all the time i've spent on Jow Forums since 2011

it's fucking poison and really had an effect on time spent on hobbies, work etc. growing up. that and porn. probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me Jow Forums is, 2bh.

Lol so have I when I was like 19

Never going down that boat again

Lol imagine projecting through saying someone is projecting

nah she's not too old so they do

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/241584
REVOKE

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watching mr homeless lads

Wasn't it the Romans that killed Jesus and not the Jews? I guess the Jews betrayed him to the Romans but you know, it was Pontius Pilate that actually got the lad crucified

Same.

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Imagine blaming your life on an anime imageboard website instead of yourself

Get a grip

>Sweden, Population 10.2 Million, Offers Asylum to China’s over 10 Million Uyhgur Muslims

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>only "over a year"
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You've had like 2 shags in your entire life. It's clear from how insecure you are. Sad projecting boy

actually they're incorrect

Very extra based

190 on fire tonight
Warming up for the Zo3y showdown

>shampoo
what's your endgame

Me on the left.

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Lol playing at like midlands league football isn’t a career lol

Eh, Jow Forums probably isn't the cause

what

yes tehehe what's your number handsome???

no

someone said something similar the other night and made me think
the only people that actually kill themselves are ugly permavirgin NEETs with no prospects in life
when deano and some well off celebrity commits suicide, it's most likely a murder cover-up.

That smile.

That damn smile.

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just started watching the sopranos lads
quite a kino show honestly

neets and virgins dont kill themselves because they like video games and anime too much

*ice barrages you*

the teeth say healthy, the eyes scream lies

Why did he kill himself?

wanna meet up and PvN?

>Imagine believing this

Tonight I shall sleep the sleep of the just

>teehee I’m bent btw :3

*it splashes*

*has max mage defense bonus*
*splashes on me*
*pots up*
*turns around to you*
*dds specs you out*

His best mate and his nan died.

mr homeless is playing apex legends with a dj turntables and a remote controller in his mouth