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頑張れ陛下! edition

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Seibah >>>> N*Ro

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>tramone is jealous that he doesn't get hugs from roasties
awwwww

I deserve a wageslave gf

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Why don’t women like me? I know I’m ugly, but I’ve seen guys uglier than me get gfs

bro are you really in st. pierre or are you just a proxyfag???

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dont trust people with thin necks

she knows

b&rp

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>ran up to walgreens to get batteries and some milk a minute ago
>out of milk
>long line
>almost all of them buying condoms
we should start gassing normalfags

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It’s not jealousy, I’m just shocked to find out that I’m really that ugly.

because they were themselves!

this image is officially STOLEN

>been subscribed to spotify premium for months
>unsub and resub a few days later
>its $5 cheaper now
>theyve been charging me for the family plan for months despite reducing the price of my original plan

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Why does Hollywood push WMHF so much now?

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Was the roastie in question a negress?

and were you talking about anime around her?

It's because you're autistic

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maybe she's a racist and doesn't like blach ppl

diarrhea is imminent

I have never hugged a girl but kinda wish I could

>297 ways to look great for less
what are they?

also qt

Told a girl not to touch me or she'll get me sick and she hugged me in response

I really don't understand why anyone subscribes to streaming services

It’s coming out like a bat outta hell

to listen to music

Yes
No

Chad out

>Missouri may have just made the most monumental step towards freedom and individual liberty since the signing of the Bill of Rights. In an upcoming vote by Missouri’s state senate, the state is expected to pass a bill that would nullify ALL Federal gun laws and regulations, and make enforcement of those laws by federal officers within the State of Missouri a criminal offense. Republicans control both U.S. Senate seats and more than two-thirds of the seats in both the Missouri House and Senate.

>Like it’s predecessor, SB613, Bill SB367 and it’s companion, House Bill HB786, would prevent all state agencies and their employees from enforcing any federal law that infringes the Second Amendment in any way, including gun registrations, fees, fines, licenses and bans. Originally authored in 2014, a former version of the bill was also passed, but vetoed by then Missouri Governor Jay Nixon.

pretty cool guys

Learn english Mexico bros

>not just downloading music

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I want a girl to snuggle

terrible op and edition

i dont have that much storage on my phone

huh yeah idk man maybe she just likes the other guy more

nobody likes a hater

Looks like I came back just in time for another episode of Tramone. What's the rundown? A girl refused to hug him?

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whose that

AAAAAHHHHHHHH answer me!

Damn
I guess I’ll never know what it feels like for a girl to have romantic feelings for me.
But at least I’m not alone on this, right /cum/

Today one of my female coworkers told me I look like the guy from Baby Driver

Gonna wipe now

>But at least I’m not alone on this, right /cum/

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Goodnight fellas

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>But at least I’m not alone on this, right /cum/
well...

the guy who posts really weird like this
and like says stupid shit
admitted to being a virgin lol
so you have him anyways

b&r

girl feelings are fickle, even if you manage to get them under ur spell for a while, you have to constantly work really hard to keep them that way

Goodnight

nn

This only applies to whores. When you bed your virgin wife she pair bonds to you.

Would absolutely love to have this woman sit on my face until I pass out from lack of oxygen

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lmao are you making shit up about me?

gamers are the opposite of pedophiles

>woman

Maybe I should just be myself and tell her I don’t like niggers

eating a chamoy mango popsicle, frens

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Bad idea

How have you not gotten a gf yet

just downloaded a dark mode addon for firefox but i cant use it with Jow Forums because it blocks out all the captcha images

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What does it feel like to have a girl give you her number

Im ugly

Guys I made the mistake of losing my virginity at 13 and it made it only be attracted to brown women

>captcha

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>captcha

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Just stop being a beta virgin dumbass

in my anecdotal experience there seems to be a bit of a sweet spot
whores do burn out their ability to pair-bond
but i've also had it happen twice where i take a girl's virginity within a monogamous relationship, and something happens where they're Really into me for a few months, but then there's something like their 'sexuality is awakened' and they get this drive to """explore new things""" and they lose interest in the relationship; both times they cheated on me and i dumped them (only times that has happened to me)

as far as i can tell there's that aforementioned sweet spot where they're not burnt out and unable to pair bond, but they also have enough experience to have gotten the exploration phase out of there system (probably something like two previous partners, i'd guess)

then again i've never married a virgin haha

Same, bud. I fucking hate my parents

>>captcha

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>finally getting some deep sleep
>roommate wakes me up
>demands to know why I'm mad after
women are so confusing sometimes

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You're just a self hating black pedophile

>placer still doesn't know how paypal and btc work
Yikes!

>btc

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i'm getting fat

I’m all those things but a pedo

how are you posting right now then huh

dis boi know it

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same

>btc

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i uninstalled it, it was a deal breaker and ive tried 2 now and both break captcha

>housecat sitting on simulated wildcat skin
is that cannibalism or something

just use f.lux bro

The weak should fear the strong

no he killed it himself

I just found one that works, Dark Reader

I bought a Jow Forums pass with a giftcard

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might eat some doritos with valentina hot sauce too

the only weed i have is sativa which might make me freak out and not be able to sleep. but i have my throat feeling tense again and i cant stop massaging my teeth with my tongue and feeling stressed and shitty.
what should i do.

Windows 10 comes with a built in Flux now