You suddenly wake up in Quinten, Switzerland.
How fucked are you?
You suddenly wake up in Quinten, Switzerland
Jose Ramirez
Thomas Harris
Would I have my wallet?
Jayden Scott
>Quinten
I find the nearest computer and shitpost about how teetotallers have high IQs.
Juan Allen
Yes, but Quinten has no ATM.
Angel Bailey
Switzerland is so fucking gorgeous.
Jonathan Baker
Akzeptieren Karte in der Schweiz?
Daniel Ross
Sure do.
Noah Evans
I guess I'd be fine
Jonathan Wood
being born in Switzerland is like winning the environmental lottery
Leo Hall
>landlocked
>no natural resources
>everything is rocky
>cold and rainy
It's more like the leftover lands no one else really wanted.
Landon Rivera
Do I not have citizenship or anything? Just randomly wake up there with no valid visa?
Parker Russell
Great reminding me that the summer is coming and my little comfy village and neighborhood will be soon invaded by hordes of disgusting, dumb Portuguese emigrants, with their dumb tunning cars, loud shitty music, cristiano gaynaldo t-shirts and haircuts and specking french.
This summer i'm going to key the tunning car of my swiss emigrant neighbor, i swear
Joseph Clark
>Portuguese wants to key other Portuguese's car down in Portugal
ok
Angel Martin
Cool, now I can play Skyrim IRL
Cameron Nguyen
Leo Sanders
looks comfy
Jayden Thomas
Hating on dumb Portuguese emigrants, like you, is the past time of every Portuguese that lives on small villages on the interior of the country.
I hope this summer a lot of them die on the roads of Spain
No one likes you emigra burro
You didn't end up that bad either, chilling on a caribbean island
Jackson Lee
Not very fucked.
I've been to Switzerland thrice (Zermatt, Zürich, Bern) and I can speak German (Hochdeutsch though).
Jacob Taylor
>AG
Go for it João, you have my blessing.
Parker Young
fucked? more like how blessed i am
Jayden Smith
Don't go swimming here.
Julian Hughes
Mercy
Samuel Barnes
Stay there forever
Dominic Powell
How do I live with the crushing realization that I will never be Swiss?
James Brown
Carson White
How'd you like those cities? I've only been to Luzern